Favorite Funny Movie Lines

[NowhereMan]

from AIRPLANE

" You ever see a grown man naked"

NowhereMan Reviewed by NowhereMan on 05-30-2004. Favorite Funny Movie Lines from AIRPLANE " You ever see a grown man naked" Rating: 5

[maryjanemama]

My favorite movie in the whole world is Killing Zoe. The best is when Eric Stoltz asks Julie Delpy how long she's been a prostitute. She gets pissed, punchs him and says, "I am NOT a prostitute!" You have to see the movie to know how funny that is. It's like any one of us saying, "I am NOT a pot smoker!"

[neilmcca]

anyone here seen Deuce Bigalow - the male gigalo, one of the funniest film's ever, "She a huge bitch" (anyone who's seen it will understand)

Monty Python - the life of Brian - "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"


Bit longer than a one liner (and more serious than funny), but here u go.


De Niro in Taxi Driver when he's talking to himself in the mirror - "you looking at me",

and Joe Pesci in Good fella's when he's in the restaurant - "you think i'm funny ? funny how ?"

Neil

[neilmcca]

almost forgot,

the entire opening sequence of "Full metal jacket", the drill sgt. (lee ermey) when he's going through the new recruits one by one,

"you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece"

"Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and f*** my sister."

"You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human f***ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian sh*t!"

http://www.wavsource.com/movies/full_metal_jacket.htm

[Jesus Smoked Pot]

-The Crow -
Eric Draven : " Guess it's not a good day to be a bay guy, huh skank "
Skank : " I feel like a little worm on a big fuckin' hook "

- Back to the Future -
Marty McFly : " Are you tellin me you built a time machine outta a DeLorean "
" Wait , whats wrong with us in the future what do we become assholes or somthing "

- Nightmare on Elm Street -
Freddy Krueger : " Welcome to Primetime Bitch "

[cherylsyv]

hey buddy, can I have a breath mint? the butt in ace ventura

[maryjanemama]

I found the script for "Killing Zoe", this is the way it goes:

Zed-"Well, I like your honesty. You're open. Unlike most prostitutes I've been with.'

She doesn't like the sound of this. She slaps him.

Zoe-"I am not a prostitute!"

Zed is a little surprised at this.

Zed-"Really? Can I have my francs back then?"

[andiloose]

City slickers...billy crystal to jack palance..
"kill anyone today?"
jack.."no, but the day ain't over yet"

[gs8778]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. -- Dan Aykroyd (The Blues Brothers)

Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker. -- Robin Williams (Death to Shmoochy)

[Jesus Smoked Pot]

- The Punisher -
Frank Castle : " God's gonna sit this one out "

- Blow -
George Jung : " I snorted 10 grams in 10 minutes once , i guess i had a hi tolerance

- Flatliners -
Nelson : " Today is a good day to die "