So I watched Monty Python: Life of Brian while stoned yesterday....

That's the most un-silliest town ever.

Life of Brian is HILARIOUS! I never stop laughing at
Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea

Of all the Monty Python moments though few beat the following from Holy Grail :jointsmile:

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

^

My favorite scene in the whole movie

Gotta love Monty

I was digging through some old VHS tapes the other day and I came across the Lumberjack song I had forgotten just how funny it was, it ranks up there with the dead parrot sketch.
I will put a couple of links below or anyone who has not had the pleasure of seeing them before.
Long live Monty Python.

NCM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Lq771TVm4[/YOUTUBE]

Two birds carrying one coconut?!?!?!?!?!...lol

but its just a bunny rabbit...

the holy grail is hilarious...db:smokin:

We will not risk another frontal assault!

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Originally Posted by Nightcrewman

I was digging through some old VHS tapes the other day and I came across the Lumberjack song I had forgotten just how funny it was, it ranks up there with the dead parrot sketch.
I will put a couple of links below or anyone who has not had the pleasure of seeing them before.
Long live Monty Python.

NCM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Lq771TVm4[/YOUTUBE]

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he's a lumberjack and he's okay

I dress up in women's clothing and hang out in bars!

This is fantastic, first time on the board and there's Monty Python fans.

Has anyone seen the argument sketch? A personal fav.

One of my favorite lines from Life of Brian:

Follower - "He's the messiah!"
Mom - "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

ps, I have a "Romani Ite Domum" sticker on my guitar case.