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07-23-2008, 04:17 AM #1OPSenior Member
So I watched Monty Python: Life of Brian while stoned yesterday....
And I must say that it is now in my Top 5 when it comes to favorite movies.
I laughed so hard that it hurt to breath. I am a HUGE Monty Python fan and every time I see anything with the cast it leaves me in stitches.
I really want to see Spamalot also.
So anyone up to discuss Monty Python?rebgirl420 Reviewed by rebgirl420 on . So I watched Monty Python: Life of Brian while stoned yesterday.... And I must say that it is now in my Top 5 when it comes to favorite movies. I laughed so hard that it hurt to breath. I am a HUGE Monty Python fan and every time I see anything with the cast it leaves me in stitches. I really want to see Spamalot also. So anyone up to discuss Monty Python? Rating: 5
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07-23-2008, 04:35 AM #2Senior Member
So I watched Monty Python: Life of Brian while stoned yesterday....
i tried to watch that one, but due to the lack of subtitles or at least closed captioning, i got nothing out of it and stopped it almost half way through.
however, other monty python bits and movies DID have subtitles, so those were fully enjoyable!
call Confuse a cat!
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07-23-2008, 04:37 AM #3Senior Member
So I watched Monty Python: Life of Brian while stoned yesterday....
OMG finally Monty Python ADVOCATES!!!
YEA!!! But seriously, Search for the holy grail...kills me every time, no joke!
Favorite stoner movies??? and I mean movies with pot as main plot, and fave movies to watch while "potted" ha
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07-23-2008, 04:49 AM #4OPSenior Member
So I watched Monty Python: Life of Brian while stoned yesterday....
My top few jokes:
Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace - shut up!
Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.
[a line of prisoners files past a jailer]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Prisoner: Yes.
Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.
Ex-Leper: Okay, sir, my final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper?
Brian: Did you say "ex-leper"?
Ex-Leper: That's right, sir, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it, sir.
Brian: Well, what happened?
Ex-Leper: Oh, cured, sir.
Brian: Cured?
Ex-Leper: Yes sir, bloody miracle, sir. Bless you!
Brian: Who cured you?
Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.
Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]
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07-23-2008, 04:52 AM #5Senior Member
So I watched Monty Python: Life of Brian while stoned yesterday....
:S2:
Loving Life
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07-23-2008, 04:54 AM #6OPSenior Member
So I watched Monty Python: Life of Brian while stoned yesterday....
You just don't see humor like that anymore!
When I was a kid my Dad got me into Monty Python stuff and I've been hooked ever since.
Oh and I almost forgot to mention how hot the crew was! Sure now they are in their 60's and such but at the time, grrr.
Nothing is better than a guy that can make me crack up.
You just KNOW they all had to be smokers.
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07-23-2008, 04:55 AM #7Senior Member
So I watched Monty Python: Life of Brian while stoned yesterday....
Would YOU possibly think of anything as hillariously original as that withOUT a mind-altering (I prefer opening vs. altering) drug??
Course not...
Ever watch Faulty Towers??? Best Farce in the world
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07-23-2008, 05:15 AM #8OPSenior Member
So I watched Monty Python: Life of Brian while stoned yesterday....
Haha I know.
And no I haven't seen that. But if I can find it at Blockbuster I'll pick it up.
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07-23-2008, 05:22 AM #9Senior Member
So I watched Monty Python: Life of Brian while stoned yesterday....
WOW I thought a Monty Python finatic such as yourself would have run into this show
Look it up on youtube, and if you like it
then here Amazon.com: Fawlty Towers - The Complete Series: John Cleese, Prunella Scales, Connie Booth, Fawlty Towers: Movies & TV
Stay Sunny :thumbsup:
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07-23-2008, 05:41 AM #10Senior Member
So I watched Monty Python: Life of Brian while stoned yesterday....
Good movie rebgirl also Faulty Towers is a great show one of the best comedy shows of all time.Another great comedy movie is A Fish Called Wanda John Gleese is in it and i think he had a hand in writing it....
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