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i was on the trampoline with my new bubbler that i just bought and used for the first time. i put it into my pocket and rolled over to kiss my girlfriend when it heard it shatter. ... i didnt know what it was until i felt the glass.... i was way to high.
OK, I'm cringing at rhizome's and Freak's experience. Both of those sound real painful. Please people, be real careful and THINK about what you are doing at all times while stoned. Maybe we should all just sit quietly on our couches while stoned.
my sis was trying to put one of those rubber wrist bands on her bong and couldnt get it even so she kept twisting it around and soon enough she had a leg covered in bong water. then her boyfriend started laughing and tried for himself on to do the same exact thing except spilled bong water everywhere.
I've done that before, but I remembered in time and came back :)Quote:
Originally Posted by action.420
Been thinking about my closet remodel, and just remembered this. My first grow I had a 400W switchable ballast. At this point I kept forgetting what the M and S on the switch meant, and also which HID was for veg and which was for bloom. I'm always stoned while working on my grow room, etc. so I was stoned when I made the choice to leave the switch on "S" during one complete veg cycle with a MH bulb. (Of course, the "S" meant HPS.) Lucky me, the house didn't burn down, the ballast is working as new, and the only thing that happened to the bulb is it started getting too hot near the end of veg cycle, and got a brown spot on the inside of the glass.
Well, when i smoke a lot I'm always stuck in the same spot for hours, but a friend of mine did some funny shit peep....
I have this Bong that looks like a Beer bottle and it reads "highagain" and it looks like a Heiniken bottle, identical!
So there we are chillin and stoned and he reached for his beer and took a big gulp...yeah you got it he reached for the wrong bottle and drank bong water...tasty...
I never laughed so hard in my life.... :D
OMG. That sounds disgusting. It also sounds hilarious. I've swallowed a drop or two when I've had the water level a little too high, but never a big gulp. I probably would have puked.
Almost the exact same thing happened to a buddy. He came over and we did hits out of my home made Rolling Rock bong. It's made from a real Rolling Rock bottle, no carb, stem on the back side. You should have seen his face when the bong water hit the back of his throat!!! :wtf: Damn, I miss that bong!Quote:
Originally Posted by Subjekt
Ive done so many dumb things whilst stoned, one time me and a few friends were sittin out on my porches roof (fav smoking spot of mine) im the only one out of the group that was there that smokes (they're all fine with it they just dont partake). So we thought it would be a good idea to set off some fireworks. Long story short, i ended up lighting the roof on fire, then lighting my pants on fire whilst trying to put the roof fire out.
This makes me think of the first time i smoked, as it wasnt really a dumb thing on my part i still look back on it and laugh. I met this guy in highschool who was reaalllly into smokin the herb and we became fast friends (i was still a chronic virgin when we became friends). He worked at a local Heavenly Ham, i was hanging out with him one day after school (he used to let me play with the methane torch the used to glaze hams...damn that was fun) and then one day he was like "hey man...you ever hit out of a gravity bong?" i said no, and he set one up out of a little home made grav bong cap he kept on him (he REALLY liked gravity bongs) and set the whole thing up, the whole time i really had no idea what was going on so i just bent over the bucket and prepared to inhale, soon as my lips hit the rim of that half gallon milk jug i feel this hand hit the back of my head and push down. Man i've never coughed like that or had a high that intense before in my life (i sat in the back of heavenly ham and ate preformed cookies, uncooked still in dough form, for like 45 minutes...then i tried to cook the dough with the methane torch).
I had just had a good harvest so Myself and 4 other guys went to my buddies greenhouse. I brought evough fine herb to sedate a large herd of elephants. After 2 hours of non stop smoking 2 of the guys go in the house to get some grub. My buddy looks me in the eye and says: "see that plant right there?" yeah I see it "don't eat it" I'm like WTF?????:wtf3: for the record I do not make a habit of eating peoples houseplants. So I think he is just screwing with me, soI'm gonna screw with him. I rip a leaf off, and he says thats oleander it will kill you if you eat it. Know what I did? hehe I ate it. 45 min later my stomach lining was on the floor, I didn't feel good for sometime after.
Moral: If someone tells you not to eat their houseplants, you should listen.
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