yuck...

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Originally Posted by BlAzInIt4:20

My other ate a sandwhich out of a trash can when she was homeless in the middle fo the dark and said it was covered with red ants. she said they were spicy and she didnt noticed until the sandwhich was almsot gone. She thought it was jsut alot of peper.. lmao she was crazy

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whoa, you win

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Originally Posted by RedLocks

lol I remember someone putting a dead squirell in a empty locker lol

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hahaha people used to put milk cartons in lockers and after a couple of months they would burst, spilling chocolate goo everywhere.

And the kids on the bus would have food fights with whatever anyone had left over from lunch and from whatever was in the garbage cans on the bus. I shit you not, some kid threw pudding past my head and ot landed on one side of the seat in front of me. And as punishment the driver left it there. By the end of the year it was all hard and shit.

And once I threw a gatorade bottle at one of the older kids and he thought another kid did it. So the olther kid threw a thing of elmers glue and hit him directly in the eye. I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD. He was screaming and crying and rolling around....those were the days. Its not like I can pull that shit now.

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Originally Posted by Diary of a Madman

Done that with my father's coworkers dip beer can. Redneck assholes.......

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ohh god that shit sound sooooo bad

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Originally Posted by BlAzInIt4:20

My other ate a sandwhich out of a trash can when she was homeless in the middle fo the dark and said it was covered with red ants. she said they were spicy and she didnt noticed until the sandwhich was almsot gone. She thought it was jsut alot of peper.. lmao she was crazy

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Your other? That sounds insane though, this is by far the worst one :(

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Originally Posted by BlAzInIt4:20

My other ate a sandwhich out of a trash can when she was homeless in the middle fo the dark and said it was covered with red ants. she said they were spicy and she didnt noticed until the sandwhich was almsot gone. She thought it was jsut alot of peper.. lmao she was crazy

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haha, few months back I was comig home from a bit of bar hopping in NYC, decided half way through the train ride home.. I GOTTA PISS!! So i jumped off the train at the next stop and found a dark street corner to take a piss on. Once I was done I was like, damn man, hungry. So I went to this sandwich spot ad ordered a wrap. So I am walking down the dark street inhaling the damn thing, once I get to the last few bites I realize, ohh shit I just ate a sheet of wax paper that the sandwich was wrapped in hahaha.. guess it didn't have a flakey pastry crust on it.....about an hour later I puked up a mass of white gunk and sandwich, was so nasty, but i was laughing the whole time

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Originally Posted by RedLocks

5 think the worste shit I have drank was an ash tray.. lol.. me and my wife used to have a habit of using a beer bottle that still has beer in it as an ashtray.. Then say, maybe next day I would be walking around with my beer, put it down for a second, then pick up the wrong one.. spit spitt sputter sputter gag gag cough spit gag

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Oh man, my cousin used to chew, and he was always drinking out of his spit cans.. :wtf: It never seemed to bother him though.

umm i came to my moms house after getting really stoned over at a friends house... and i was like looking for food... and i saw a pork chop on the counter, and a pot of brusel sprots on the stove... well... not thinking correctly... i didnt rember, that we had all been gone for a few days... and no one threw the left overs out from the dinner we had a few nights befor....

well the pork chops werent to bad....

and the brusscle sprots were preaty damn good... after you got past the fuzzy mold....