Parents staying up too late.

grind up a sleeping pill and put it in their drink/food.

and if you dont wanna do that, just beat off to pass the time by or something i guess, i usually have a less paranoid high when my parents are asleep rather than when they can walk into my room at any minute.

Thanks for the advice everyone!

Unfortunately, I know that I can't smoke indoors. I used to, when my room was on the top floor and theirs was below me. Theoretically, that should improve the situation, because heat travels upwards and pot smoke is hot. However, they told me they could smell it.

I did everything; I used a pipe, I covered up the excess smoke, I blew the smoke into a doob tube filled with bounty sheets and I blew it into an exhaust fan out the window. They still smelled it.

I tried smoking in the shower, with the exhaust fan on. That smelled so bad it woke them up.

My parents know the smell of pot very well, unfortunately.

So far, what I have been doing, is that I tell them I'm going to bed early, then I sneak out my window, which is at ground level. I barely fit through it, and if they ever look at it they will notice I removed the screen, but other than that, it works great. It requires very strong biceps to climb out of that thing, but its nice, because then I can just walk down to the park and smoke a bowl.

If I wanna smoke and some1's around I go to the shower and hit the gravity bong, you turn the exhaust fan on (doesn't help much but does) and when you are done turn the hot water up till the room goes white from steam, then turn the cold water on and wait... If when the steam is gone you can still smell anything do the same again, no1 smells anything at my house anymore... ;):stoned:

I have the opposite problem, it is summer so my daughter is staying up way too late for me to get a good long session in.