Parents staying up too late.

[moeburn]

This one is for all the kids out there who live with their anti-pot parents.

My parents stay up late, beyond midnight sometimes, and it sucks. I want to smoke a joint in the evening to relax after a hard days work (no I'm not a lazy pothead), but I can't do it if my parents are up, because I'll get sent to the rehab clinic. So I must wait until they are asleep.

Its terrible! Sometimes I resort to less smelly drugs like alcohol or pills so I can get high earlier, but all I really want is weed. Sweet, harmless, innocent weed.

PS: When I say harmless, I mean that weed harms you LESS than any other recreational drug. I'm sick of these bullshit ads that say "Think weed is harmless? Think again! It could change the way you THINK!"

moeburn Reviewed by moeburn on 07-23-2007. Parents staying up too late. This one is for all the kids out there who live with their anti-pot parents. My parents stay up late, beyond midnight sometimes, and it sucks. I want to smoke a joint in the evening to relax after a hard days work (no I'm not a lazy pothead), but I can't do it if my parents are up, because I'll get sent to the rehab clinic. So I must wait until they are asleep. Its terrible! Sometimes I resort to less smelly drugs like alcohol or pills so I can get high earlier, but all I really want Rating: 5

[wannabehippiegirl]

Yeah i know what you mean. My parents stay up late all the time. Try going for a walk and then smoking. If you have a dog that would be better because it would you an excuse to go out for a walk.

[whothe11]

yea i do it when my parents are home i made a way to get rid of the smell you take a water bottle and poke like 2 holes in the bottem don't make them to big like about the size of a cigret then put dryer cloth like bounce or whatever in the bottle like 6 sheets and blow you smoke through it and no smell
and open a couple of windoes

[pixel]

d00000000000000000000000000000d say you're goin to bed, smoke in your room and be stealthy about it.

some shit i use to do:

][ reverse the battery in your fire alarm just in case
][ use some sort of fan near the window. its summer, fans arent sketchy to parents
][ use a bottlecap and put it over ur bowl when you are done hitting it to kill the extra smoke (sometimes stop it from burning and conserve weeD)
][ put some music on to kill little sounds like lighting your weed or you coughin. cough into a pillow, and if you have to cough, hold your hit in longer. it works for me, maybe it will for you
][ pop some eyedrops beforehand
][ if you wanna get up an move around, and ur parents are the type to come in and ask why u arent asleep, just say u could not sleep

[Kalmah]

I can blaze all day and not worry, but they'll both be home upstairs or something so I just use a homemade bong because it's quick and I can stash it if someone comes down or something.

Both my parents smoke ganj but they still don't want me to blaze cause I'm not 18 yet. They said once I'm 18 though I can blaze whenever I went wherever I want, and even said they'd smoke with me.

But I'm lucky because they go to bed early everynight, usually like 8:30-9:30 PM is when they go to bed so I get a good full night of blazing and chilling to myself.

[NoLimit]

Yeah hate when my parents stay up late =\ Shit sucks. They always know I'm downstairs on the computer, so it would be weird if I went upstairs early and just hung out haha

Oh well, college soon

[TallCoolOne]

U send their asses to bed! Tell em u have school, need sleep, something!

[AlwaysBlazed]

][ reverse the battery in your fire alarm just in case

i really hope you don't do that, you could kill everybody in your house if you forget to switch that back

[The Hippie]

My parents stay up late on the couch just chilling, and I have a small house so smoking with them awake anywhere is hard because they walk around. First off smoking a joint isn't ideal, it creates alot of smoke, hit the pipe or the bong instead. Try following these steps next time...
1. prepare everything in stages so if somebody walks in your not stuck there with everything sprawled out
2. think of a good place to stash it if you have to in a hurry
3. turn on some music not too loud, but enough to cover some noise
4. open a window or leave a window open
5. take long slow hit, cover the bowl with something and finish hitting it through so it doesn't leave smoke
6. go to window blow out smoke
7. take deep breath through nose, out through mouth out the window

There are all the steps I take when smoking in the house with my parents awake and moving around, even at night when its quiet.
~Bryan~

[deadfan420]

Just throw a few sleeping pills into their drinks! Problem solved.