If you died and came back as an animal what would it be and why

I'd be a centaur biatches!

mmmmmmmmmmmmm centaur....

Koala Bear. Those dudes are so stoned, from morning 'til night, on eucalyptus leaves. Other than that, probably a dog. Good chance my owner watches American football, and I may even end up doing those porns that have women having sex with me.

It's not beastiality. It's inter-species erotica.

I'd be somebodys pampered pussy cat that gets spoiled rotten
or I'd be somebodys spoiled and pampered puppy dog.

If all else fails, I'd love to be a big beautiful bird in the rainforest.
Providing there still is a rainforest. :(

:bigsmoke:

A sasquatch so no one can ever find me...

I'd be....one of those fish..you know...the ones all the way down in the darkest parts of the ocean

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Originally Posted by Skink

A sasquatch so no one can ever find me...

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lol, skink would be the bigfoot smoking a doobie. :jumphappy:

w/e when i come back as a unicorn ima laugh at all ur faggy animal reincarnations...

I'd be a falcon or a koala, so I could sit around all day and get stoned off of eucalyptus leaves lol.

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Originally Posted by tootsie roll

lol, skink would be the bigfoot smoking a doobie. :jumphappy:

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Yeah,,, nobody wood find my stash either...