your favorite insults: funny remarks.

Your nothin but a a puss infected cum bubble ;)

ur moms so harry, her nipples have afos LLOLLL

pull your lip over your head and swallow


also, somethin random my dad used to say:

"siss on you pister, go in your own jack yard and back off"

used to confuse me till i "un-dyslexic'd" it LOL

"your a anal dwelling butt monkey" thats my fav insult for my boss.

your dada said you were a waste of a good night

when i get called fat i have the comeback "im only fat cos every time i fuck your mom she gives me a biscuit"
or if i get called short "only cos every time i fuck your mom she pats me on the head"

iv got some more but my minds gone blank at the moment

BAHAHAHAHA. you look like a miscarriage, that one is by far my favorite so far.


some of y'all got good ones.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

you smell like a dirty pillow (lol ever smelled someone else's pillow? some people's pillows fucking stink!)

when i was in all of 2nd grade a fifth grader tried to tell me a seat on the bus was his.. i looked at him and said "were you born that stupid or did your mom just drop you on your head too many times" .... lol even his friends were going "oooooo and laughign at him" he hit me for it o.0 one single punch in the chest, didn't hurt that bad, i smiled and kept my seat.

looks like the best part of you ran down the inside of your mothers leg. or something to that extent, can't remember the exact wording

last night your sister/mom blew me so good she sucked the sheets into my ass.

in response to "mother fucker": a mother fucker i may be, but atleast the mothers i fuck don't belong to me, btw tell your mom hi for me.

in a piss poor attempt of a chinese guy speaking english "your momma so fat, she jump up and get stuck"

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OMG IM USING THAT IN MY PROFILE!!!!!!! hahah and WTF are you doing smelling pillows?

"You lactose intolerant fuck, here's 10 bucks and buy urself a life" my fav,...

Person1: Your an asshole!
Person2: Well its better than being a whole ass.

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Originally Posted by LIP

That's a good one, and im gunner use it when i see my mate John next. He's a bit slow. He ate a shroom omlette with i dont know how many in it and he's never been the same, alot like my other mate Dion - i heard from another mate that he got pissed the other day on his bike, fell off in the town center, sat on a bench, passed out, had his bike nicked and when he woke up lit up a joint with 2 foot cops standing behind him.

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LOL!!!