Marijana Jokes List

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Originally Posted by bluntblaze

Some stoned dude walks into a shop. He goes up to the man behind the counter and says "got any weed?" He says "no!" So the stoner leaves. The stoner comes back and asks the guy behind the counter "Hey you got any weed?" The man says "No I told you yesterday, we don't sell weed here." So the Stoner leaves again. The stoner walks in the next day and says "Got any weed?" The clerk behind the counter says, "Look you fuckin burnout we don't sell weed here, if you come in here again, I'm goin to nail your fuckin head to the floor!!!" So the stoner leaves. He comes in the next day. "You got any nails?" "No", the clerk replies. The stoner looks at him in the eyes and says, "You got any weed?"


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I knew that joke, but it was a parrot askin for grapes in a bar, go figure.
Although I think it has been transformed to involve weed..

a stoner walks into a shop and asks if he can buy a microwave, the shop owner says " get out of my shop you pothead". so the stoner leaves.

The stoner comes back the next day and asks the same question and gets the same reply.

The stoner then comes in and says "why won't you sell me a microwave!?" the shop owner then replies "Because this is a tv shop!"

i wish i had a good joke, cuz these are funny as shit

awesome thread.

stoner picks up a bag and goes home. Thinks to himself ok i'll hide it in the cupboard so if theres a raid cops won't find it. He figures that might be a bit too risky so he thinks ok i'll hide it under the bed. He figures that might still be a bit risky so he decides he'll hide it in an empty movie case. couple days go by and sure enough cops come to his house. cop asks "ok sir do u have any marijuana in your cupboard" stoner-no, cop-any under your bed?, stoner- no, cop- any anywhere else?, stoner- no. OH FUCK WHERE DID I HIDE MY STASH!!??

i have a gd joke but its not pot related so i wont say it :(, ive spread some rep for these brillient jokes! keep it up guys if i have one ill post it

Q. How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?

A. None. Alligators can't fly.

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LMAO these are the best jokes ive heard in some time

unfortunately i have none to share......but if i did i would

Q. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A. Lickalotapus

2 stoners are on the couch stoned of course

s1:dude I'm so high I could eat a pool of pudding
s2:dude I'm so high I could drink a pool of fruit punch
s1:dude I'm so high I can't feel my face
s2:dude I'm so high I can't feel my legs
s1:dude whos wheelchair is that?