Marijana Jokes List

[ari]

Hey, I'm new here, and I thought it would be cool to open a

Marijuana, Cannabis and Hash jokes thread!

You are welcomed to write any jokes you know as long as they include smoking, smokers, cannabis, Marijuana, hash, joint, bong, chillum, and their friends!

:thumbsup: Here is the first one:

- Stoned head died and went to hell. He opened his eyes and he sees of a huge marijuana field. Tons and tons of high quality juicy buds around him. He cannot believe his eyes. Suddenly, he sees another Stonehead. He runs towards him. And asks him in an astonished voice: "is this really hell? I always thought hell is lava and fire."
- The other Stonehead starts yelling: "Fire, Fire! You have Fire? We don't have fire here..."

Alright, that was me. Let's hear yours!

Ari.

ari Reviewed by ari on 03-27-2007. Marijana Jokes List Hey, I'm new here, and I thought it would be cool to open a Marijuana, Cannabis and Hash jokes thread!:D:D You are welcomed to write any jokes you know as long as they include smoking, smokers, cannabis, Marijuana, hash, joint, bong, chillum, and their friends! :thumbsup: Here is the first one: - Stoned head died and went to hell. He opened his eyes and he sees of a huge marijuana field. Tons and tons of high quality juicy buds around him. He cannot believe his eyes. Suddenly, Rating: 5

[GHoSToKeR]

"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes, what do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy!"

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Welcome aboard man. :jointsmile:

Well here's an old one...

A drunk man is driving recklessly in the middle of the night. He then suddenly sees a stop sign up ahead...What does he do?
He decides to run it without thinking of the consequences.

A few minutes later, a stoned man slowly approaches the same stop sign...and What does HE do?
Nothing at all...he patiently waits...staring at the stop sign, waiting for it to turn green!

[slowburn420]

"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes, what do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy!"

lol

[Marijuana connoisseu]

How many puffs does it take to get to the center of the bud?

[EmoRebellion]

How many puffs does it take to get to the center of the bud?

I knew once, but I got stoned and forgot...

[smoke it]

Q. How do you stop an army of stoners on horseback?

A. Turn off the carousel.

[dopefiend]

How many puffs does it take to get to the center of the bud?

one, TWO, THREEEEEE

[Coelho]

:S2: :S2: :S2: EXCELLENT idea for a thread, ari!!! :thumbsup:

[babystarbud]

a hippy is walking down the street one fine summers day when he trips over a magic lamp.
he picks himself up off the floor and gives the lamp a rub.

out pops a genie and says
"master you have freed me, i will grant you three wishes, what does your heart desire?"

the hippy says
"i wish for world peace"

"so it is done" says the genie, "what is you next wish, wise master?"

"i wish for an everlasting joint, one that will never burn down, no matter how hard i toke on it, made from the finest grass"

"so it is done" the genie replies, and whips a joint out from behind his ear, hands it to the hippy.

the hippy lights up and tokes away....hours pass, hours turn into days.
the hippy is totally wasted and the joint is still burning.

"wow" says the hippy, this is like, sooo coool, i can keep this like, forever and ever and ill always be able to get high, man im wasted"

"and for your final wish, wise master?" asks the genie

"dude give me another one of those everlasting joints!"