We were playing frisbee in the street. We stopped while a cop car drove by. I let loose with the frisbee, meaning for it to fly over the car, but it fell short and crashed into the bubblegum machine. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by TheFatKid
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We were playing frisbee in the street. We stopped while a cop car drove by. I let loose with the frisbee, meaning for it to fly over the car, but it fell short and crashed into the bubblegum machine. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by TheFatKid
This was a long long long time ago. It was when water falls reigned supreme and G bongs were your only means to get retarded high. I was in college and i had to fill the water fall and i was so high already and the mens bathroom had boon locked bc believe it or not someone had been smoking in the bathroom ;). I saw a girl walk out of the girls bathroom so i walked in and started to fill it then this girl walked in . She screams and all i can do is finish filling it then offer her a hit. Guess what everyone.....i dont go there anymore.
1. I was smoking out about 4 first timers on newyears. Well, I was really fucked up on a lot of different shit. I made a bong out of a waterbottle and foil. I packed it up and hit it. It went around about 2 times before I realized that I wasn't getting anything. I never poked holes in the foil, so all 5 of us were just setting the bud on fire, but not inhaling anything. They didn't know anything about smoking, so they didn't even know what's going on.
2. Using the carb on a glass bowl as a mouthpiece. I had a blister on my nose for a long time.
lol haha this will crack you up. One time me and my friend were smoking a blunt then he says cmon man get your mom to take us to miki D's ,.. i am like no man I dont want to catch me smoking weed .... I mean do I look high? and my friends says yes and your eyes are red and glossy but whatever man well just tell your mom we were throwing the football and I accidently threw it very hard and it hit your eye and made it red and it happened a second time for your other eye. ( this was before my parents knew I smoked or allowed me to smoke and also my mom thinks weed was like crack back then) and right when I came home me and my friend are laughing alot.. and my mom comes to us and I tell her mom can you please take us to mcdonalds.. and shes like ok.. so she drives us to mcdonalds and she is busy talkign on her phone. So anyways we go to waterburger. SO anways we go to order and I order a the biggest burger they have which is fucking huge like 4 times bigger than bicmag or so i dunno rmeber how big exactly. anyways when i go to sit down I notticed I had the burger from the kids meal and was the smallest burger so what ever I eat it and go back to order a big burger! and again i go back and sit down and its another fucking small burger and I could have swore i said it right this time. SO again I eat the burger and I go back to get a big burger and I end guess what? i sit down with a smal burger and eat it again and then I ask my mom... Mom I cant get a dam big burger can you go buy one for me and she looks at my eyes and says why are your eyes so blood shot and I leave the table and say I gonna go order another burger and right then my friend start making up this bs story that we wre playing football etc. and i come back and i finally got the big burger and i eat it and i am so fuckign fulll.... and after eating my mom was have you been shooting up herowin? I was like NO and she says why are you laughing? then I said I just thinking of sumtin funny and of course she could tell I was high lol.... another time i had made like 90 dollars doing sumtin i dunnor emeber now and i spend it all on bud and again me and my friend are smoking and he convinces me that we go to mcdonalds again and then while I am waiting at the line at wendys this time and my mom is alrdy sitting down says my name and asks what you buy with the 90 dollars you made and I being very very baked off my ass replying I spent it all on bagels.... ya I was with this thing from school and I bought every one a bagel... lol such good funny times... :D :stoned:
lost a doobie and found it on my rolling tray under my dresser later that night
left a blunt roach on the kitchen table and had my mom ask about it (long time ago)
didnt flush the weed when the cops came to my house
I came into my first hour class last year about 20 minutes late because me and my friend were smoking a blunt of hydro before school...
So I come into class, sit down and everyone was working on something. I didn't wanna just do nothing, so I asked the kid next to me what we were working on. He told me chapter 3 vocabulary words.
As gay as it sounded, I started writing definitions out, had about a page and a half of vocabulary. The kid next to me taps me on the shouler...
"You're on chapter seven!"
I look down and see that he's right and for whatever reason I was just so stoned that I ended up stopping in chapter seven as I was flipping through the book.
I was pissed off and high as fuck so I closed the book and just went to sleep for the rest of the hour.
I don't think anybody would be able to, haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by savagepossum
Once when i was on a cruise, we were coming back to where my friends car was parked and I turned "into the parking lot" about 20 feet away from the entrance just over the curb into the grass... haha. Or the 1000+ time I've stopped at green lights, waited for stop signs to "turn green", etc... .:jointsmile:
iv done that soberQuote:
Originally Posted by JeenYuss
but one time when i was fuckin HAMMMMMMED i almost smoked the whole thing backwards. and i wonder why i have a horrible cough
mine is kinda like the fat kids one time I was smoking a blunt with some friends on the corner of a street (not much traffic) and I thought I saw a cop all the way down the street and so I threw half a blunt down the sewer drain to try to get rid of the evidence and it turns out that the "cop" was a streetlight pole. Needless to say I still haven't heard the end of it.
hmm...i'd say either throwing our only lighter out of the car window, while moving, because it was white, or having to ninja into the back of the same car's truck bed because they started leaving while i was looking for the lighter on the side of the road. lol
Just the other day I was out on a cruise with two friends when it was a blizzard out. I was loading up a bowl when my friend bluntly says, "You're going to hit this car." I instantly hit my brakes, going about 35mph, the ABS kicks in, and while holding the brake pedal we all put our stashes into the center council and I hit a stopped car at a red light. :eek:
But then, the car just turns right and drives away. I even turned behind him if he was going to pull in a parking lot, but he just drove away. :jointsmile:
After high school(many years ago) my friend was driving and tried to impress some girls by flooring a left hand turn from a stoplight. A kid was running across the road and we freakin nailed him right in the legs! He did a somersault, stood up, waved to us and took off running again. I about shit my pants!
i remember the ont time i ordered "two medium large pizzas" wow
i was in the car and we were blazing and i had the empty weed bag and a 20$ bill in my pocket and i take a paper out of my pocket and throw it out the window. my friend is like yo did u just throw money out the window? im like no idiot and i pulll something out of my pocket and - wouldnt you know it - an empty weed bag.
I was walking with my gf for my annual dentist visit. She then left and I went upstairs to meet my mom and she said "Where'd she go, I saw her outside the window?" and I said "She went to the dentist..."
... I was so baked..
thats not stupid thats delicious mmm ....Quote:
Originally Posted by ATrain
stupidest thing i ever did not just while high but ever i just so happened to be high ... i stole my dads car w. out my licence which is a jag btw oops (and i cnt drive for shit i failed the test 2 times!) drove for like 2 hrs smoked a 1/8 of some nice bud w. my boyfriend at the time dropped him off and as im pulling into the drive way i turn out my lights so no one can see and my dumbass hits my moms car on the side scraps it hits off the rear view mirror and then instead of hiting the break i hit the gas and flewinto the brick part of my garage ... i felt sooo badddd
Not the dumbest thing ive done but...
i was using a doob tube and a pipe and it was getting quite confusing with all the sucking and blowing
i took a hit then put the pipe up to my mouth again and blew into it, now my pants have tons of burn holes in them
i was at my ex's house watching tv with her little brothers
and i said "i need some water, im sooo high"
oops