funniest name for weed that someone has offered you?

someone once asked me if i had any "blast"

stupid names, Ari - or Arizona... red ari(zona)... piff was/is sold around here.... and the stupidest name also, haze, because everyone has haze =\

i dont even rememebr the shit my guy calls it, he uses a different name everytime, but he brings the fucking dank

i'll call him:

"hey you straight"
"yeah"
click

then i go over to his place and pick some dank up, get stoned as fuck at his place cuz we always smoke a couple bowls there

or

"hey you straight"
"na"
"call me when u get some"
"peace"
"peace"

lol

It had to be WEEDO or supercalifradulisticexpealidocious.

isn't pot of gold a real strain too?

I use the word pizza between my friends. 8 slices on a pizza...............

peperes
i also grow peperes and its a good code word my parents like to evesdrop alot >.<

~Russ~

my dad called it puff lol

i once got asked if i wanted to buy some yoshi hair, guessin supermario influence lol

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Originally Posted by JFD27

DonkeyDick??? WTF

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One of my dealers told me about DonkeyDick, its a strain of plant that only grows to the hieght of about 2 feet tall or maybe 3 ft (can't remeber the exact hiegt but its real short plant) and very portable ;) in case ya got to hide your plants from the po po! and it so short it looks like a donkey dick ;) lol

phonebill. i never taked to that kid again. it was disrespectable to marijuana.lol

back in the day someone tried saying they had some lemon grass (theres no such thing by the way) like i knew at the time it wasnt strain, i bought it cause it was actually really headie so I dont get why they had to call it that lol

hippie lettuce

I once asked my old GF to pass me my pants, but she pulled out a pipe, so we called it pants for a while. Then we were baking muffins and I pulled out a 1-hitter, so we called it baking muffins for a while.

"Hey, what are you doing Friday night?"
"Nothing, how about you?"
"I was wondering if you wanted to come bake some muffins over at my place"

scooby snacks.

One of my friends said he used to say "go play baseball" for "go get high".

I also knew someone who liked to say "tweed". It was his own slang. It didn't catch on.

bananarama

funky cabbage:stoned:

carebears... because me and a friend were makin fun of a 'anti-marijuana' pamphlet and it had a bunch of stupid terms in it...dont remember em tho

and we were lyk 'fuk this shit, id rather say lets go smoke sum carebears'

butttt due to constant inhalation of weed we tend to forget it and just call it...well...weed

Salad Fnguhz lawl

My friend seth and I always have a J on us inside of a chapstick. So we normally just hit eachother up like "yo my lips are chapped, wanna chill at in the woods a while?"

We used to call it tacos, I forget why...

Or one time we bought a 1/4 of some Kush and every bud was shaped like a Christmas tree. So it was "xmas tree" for some time too :P

Waxter Baxter

somebody was tellin me how they smoked some "potie wotie" pronounced (poe-dee whoa-dee) ... derived from potent... good shit

when im trying 2 be secretive i say mayo i got the idea from yayo but just change the y for a m=marijuana mayo..i know itz stupid

we used to call it wacky tabaccy

Monkey balls. haha. knocked my ass out. Some narley indica someone in cali grew.

the bob marley special extra crispy is always a good one

The Whopper please with extra LETTUCE.

diggitty dank

doobage

someone already said this, but Alaskan thunderfuck, which i found out is a real name, but when i first heard it, i thought it was a joke.

"You need some love?"


That was a little scary...

sticky floss:jointsmile:

cheerios

or the sound you make when you point your finger and wink "ckie ckie" i guess

Joe Dirt

Cat Piss

yo bruv i got the pang food- very popular term around here
also, go into macdonlads references
hamburger=chronic
nuggets=hash
and the sizes you can work out

typical convo with my dealer

hey man i heard you goin down mcdonalds
oh yeah want anything?
yes please can i have a super size mcnuggets and a large hamburger
ok il get you that
yeah man wanna go eat in the park
LOLLLLL

This weed's got some bloody red hairs.

hahahahah blood hairs

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Originally Posted by Hagbard Celiene

isn't pot of gold a real strain too?

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you bet your ass it is. i got a qp of it one time, half of it got jacked from my car. still makes me wanna kill to this day.


we usually call weed mota because thats wut alot of mexicans called it.

When I sell to the kids at my school who are just into it, I call it nothing,like literally the word nothing.
Me:"You want some nothing?" Freshman:"Well ok!" Its kind of a code word at my school I guess

lol the funniest word i heard in a spanish country for swagg is . "Poopie de nino" which means "poop of the kid" and also once I had some one come up to me and said" I got dat "chocolate crippy blue dro" lol