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In such situations I've found that the best thing to do is hit the iron. Pile on the plates: low reps, cheat a little, squats, shrugs - big weight! Grab that bar and feel the knurling bite as you blast through the pain while roaring like a BULL GORILLA!!
After you're done, find a nearby mirror, put on your most feral expression, crunch into a flex of every fiber in your body and shout "BEEEEFCAAAAAKKE!!!!!"
I guarantee results. :)
Woo HOO!!! Stinky is single... The world needs more cool chicks around. I look forward to breeding with you;)
Keep it green and learn the lessons we are meant to learn or you will be back here growing more weed next life.
I love you -Jay
Well all... g'mornin!
Back to the computer with the hangover from the schnockering I tied on with my friends last night... we spilled red wine on the floor, decimated my supply of finger food, and even managed to collapse a stool, so I consider the evening a success.
You guys are the fucking cat's ass. Love ya. I can't tell you enough!
So I'll tell you the rest of the story as it unfolded over the weekend...
So Saturday he comes back to pick up his shit and starts breaking stuff in my house. He knocked over my Christmas tree- how low can you go?- and smashed 3 cases of ceramic tiles that we had bought to renovate the bathroom. Luckily my tenant came home in the middle of this- now, a word about my tenant, he's a boxer, and built like one- thick and burly and not exceptionally tall, oh, and he doens't like Jeff. So anyway in the time it took me to blink, he's got Jeff by the throat and is busy tossing him out on the lawn.
Oh and of COURSE Jeff threatened to call the cops on me. Don't you LOVE that? Here I was growing the Shrek in large part for HIM to smoke and he's going to be like that? I think not. Anyway I think he knows that there would be at the very least 3 angry people just waiting to show him what we think of that idea.
Sunday my house got robbed. Hmmmm coincidence? I think not. A good solid $4-5,000 worth of shit just GONE. Thank goodness the garden remained unharmed.
Sunday night I did several things:
Got a prepaid phone
Picked up a real estate book- it may be time to move the team to a new stadium, ya know?
Cleaned up broken tiles, fun fun
Recruited all my buddies to come up for dinner and just kind of BE there
Had my friend get me a heated storage unit in case of emergency
Stuffed myself on goat cheese and triscuits
Thought how happy I am to be rid of that freaking deadweight I've been dragging!!!!
Yippee.
I think this little guy may be all the man I really want around the house for a while!!!!!
Thanks so much for all your kind words and support.
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Originally Posted by TheGreenFog
wooowwwww it took me readin that to finaly realize that,, woooww, thanks
That looks like plenty dog to me. Bear--that doesn't look like a ridgeback on your avatar--unless they now come in chocolate.
I'm thinking of buying a blue bully-style pitbull from a kennel called 'ultimate blues'... they have gorgeous dogs. And they are short and stocky, which is especially good beause my bulldog is kind of wierd about dogs that are taller than she is, except for greyhounds for some reason. Go figure that one out!
Actually that's Bear's pit. But Rhodesian ridgebacks are that amber/orange color...
That is a good dog kennel, I have a girl from them that I put with some family on a breeding contract. One thing though, she loves everybod, but hates anything that walks on four legs.
The one in my pic was bread from a kennel called Petersons pip bull kennels, and they get along with other animals IMO, but are good protectors when it comes to other people.
Adieu, and hugs
Getting along with my little darlin' is the most important thing!
Tess is princess of my castle and I'm going to be trying to find a puppy that is actually fairly subissive towards other dogs and will respect that she is the alpha... I know with pits that's going to be a project for sure. Another place I'm looking is Smilin' Pitbull Rescue which is based pretty near my area, and they very often get in puppies. The Tess came from a shelter too.
Hi stinky- I have had to extricate myself before, so if you need help packing up and moving stuff, let me know. I'm glad your tenent was there to protect you when mr immature showed up.
Stinky,
I got a 1 yr old pitbull from a rescue kennel and she is great! Great with kids and very smart. At 5 yrs old she allowed another rescue dog to join our family (after a week of two of snarls and a few nips). She is a brindle color and we all love her.
Also...
If you keep eating goat cheese then the dog will be the only man around! LOL Glad to see you're bouncing back.
liberiamom- Thanks for the offer! Luckily I own the home and that's the reason I was able to boot the dude relatively easily... his name is NOT on the mortgage!!! Actually one of the big reasons I wanted to buy a house while I was single was because of a previous bad breakup where my BF was the homeowner and I had no rights... and he thought that one of the rights I didn't have was to tell him he needed to get help for his drinking problem.
SlowLS- Don't worry about the goat cheese! I'm a tad lactose intolerant and the goats milk is better than most dairy. As for the dogs, I'm definitely not looking forward to the introductions between the Tess and her new little brother- she is VERY territorial, even to the point of scraping her pee marks and lifting a leg! But she'll just have to deal.
Damn stinky, what a hell of a week you've had. Sorry to hear about all of it. Though in my eyes it was for the better, if that was the kind of guy you were with your better off without. Sounds like you do have good friends around you it would suck to have to move and leave them for the fear of further trouble with that jackass, i like the killer dog idea, maybe train him with a picture of your ex. Anyhow take care, take care of your plants animals and friends and they'll always take care of you.
January is a good month to start a new life... for me... the year, that i actually sort of start a new life will be in the 22nd of January in the year of our lord, 2008 A.D.(my 18th birthday)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dutch Pimp
but on another note... im sorry to hear about your friend(i cant think of another word to call him) my girl and i have been off and one for a year, and a few weeks now... and shes always getting worried that im going to leave her, but she never tells me this... she never talks to me about her problems... until one of her our friends comes up to me, and tells me something about it... and then i sit down and try to talk to her... and even then, she dosent always say a hole lot about whats on her mind... or whats bothering her... and to me, that makes me feel as though, she dosent trust me.... i mean for god sakes... i was sitting behind her today, while she was checking her emails... and this guy that she has only met once in her life, sent her a message saying "well then why are you still with him?" so naturaly i wanted to see what she had sent him... and basicaly, all the message to him... was all about this message i had recived from a friend earlier in the day saying, "you still want to FUCK?" (theres a joke saying FUCK.... Friend You Can Keep) and she didnt even come to me to talk to me about it... ok... well... im sorry for what happnd with you and your love life....(and sadly enuff... and even with as much love there is between me and my girl... i think that if she dosent start talking more often... we are going to end up dumping each other...)
Bummer but true. Communication is EVERYTHING in a relationship.Quote:
Originally Posted by partyguy420
Well I stopped by and paid Jeff a quick visit at work today and told him that I killed my garden because he had threatened to turn me in, and that his best friend had promised to come pick up his furniture within the next couple weeks, but that I'm really sorry but you can't come on the property any more. The best friend actually called and suggested this and he's going to try to get Jeff into AA or another treatment program like ASAP.
Obviously I'm still keepin on keepin on, but this is the big danger of growing and dating!
That's actually the entire point of this whole thread. Kind of to illustrate how twitchy it can be to extricate yourself from a relationshi[ when there's this big hush hush secret.
So anyway that's it. Everyone be safe! :D
that sucks that you had to ditch your entire garden.... if my girl ever dumped me.... and told me she was gonna report my grow.... i would have to SMACKaHOE i mean i may not smoke weed.... but to grow just one plant, even if my plant turned out to be a male, has always been a dream of mine... and my baby is grown alot in the days that ive had her(my sister gave me her for chirstmas) and when she gave me it, it was about 3/4 of an inch tall... and she was using merical grow fertiliser... and a black light to grow it... since ive gotten it... i have it under my bed room lamp... and ive just been giving her water when the top 1/4 of an inch of the top soil gets dry... and my baby has already grown to be almost as tall as a regular ciggeret... and 2 leafs have already started to pop there way out...
but if it was possible for me to... and my plant turned out to be a female... i would send you a few grams of my first grow.... to help you forget your problems.... and so that youll be like "im so horny" after me and you smoke a few bowls... and you just jump on me....HAHA.... JK... but im sure i just made you laff out loud...
Yeah you did! Ah me so horny! Hee hee I remember that song from like middle school!
I didn't kill the plants. I just told him I did so he would go humph and not do anything rash.
I can't believe I started this Dog thing days ago...lol...I have one of my favorite cats stuck in neighbor's tree...inside his kennel full og =f hunting dogs, surrounded by an electric fence...So I am oging to have fun once he get's home after dark. Cat is 60-70 feeet up in tree...sheeesh~..later
good luck with that latewood. The smart ones will figure out it after awhile--some of dumb ones never do. Or they fall. 60 feet can go through nine lives in a hurry.......hope yours is one of the smart ones :)
I fear you Latewood, and your spirit is .... hmm good - now for this cute girl with Hazel eyes and a temprement which could break becherels theory.
Be good and I hope that no one ever knocks YOUR christmas tree down.
Love Hall x
What sort of hunting dogs are we talking here?Quote:
Originally Posted by latewood
Cute sweet little rabbit hunting beagles that will try to jump up and lick you to death... or a Karelian bear-dog?
Yikes... Have fun with that!
a pack of dogs....ANY dogs....can be dangerous. You get them in a group and their brains all fall out of their ears when they get into a ripping frenzy...what little brains they had to begin with.
Yeah that's true but my friend breeds and trains beagles and they just don't give a shit... the CAT on the other hand would get devoured.
My neighbor came home, opened gate moved dogs...about 3:33 this a.m. she came down and back to the house...peace and thanks. lw
one of the smart ones.....rock on lw.....
Stinky, what does your friend train them to do? PS that is a real question not a joke....hunt, agility? A friend of mine trains weiner dogs in agility. Believe me that's not something you see every day. Or necessarily want to perhaps.....
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ROFL Actually I'd love to see that... it sounds like a riot!
He trains them to hunt rabbit. Great dogs. Not exactly housepets, but when they are very young he carries them around inside his coat to bond with their human. It may be practical, but it is also really sweet... awww...
Haha, i can't picture a wiener dog running with any sort of agility. Their stomach is like a 5th leg.Quote:
Originally Posted by Weedhound
Hi Latewood - sorry just got your message, guess I never check my CP - kk stinky has hazel eyes and is cute, and you are a great guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by sdhall36
is what that message is supposed to mean (in a stoner kind of way), it's certainly not meant to cause offence.
Hope all is well and you are ready for the festive season.
Love Hall
actually they are"weiner dogs" lol hunter's. they were used to burrough after subterranean rodents....hmmm
burrow?
I thought weiner dogs were just supposed to chase varmint [weasels] into their holes.... I didn't think they were really diggers. What strange animals...
I had a standard daschund(2wice the size of miniatures...), when I was in junior high school and beyond...they are actually, a lot like little dobermans...germans bred them for the hunting of and to rid their grounds of varmints.
SDHall. I was not offended, I just wondered if I was getting hit on...lol peace. All you cute gals are welcome to send me piks though. peace
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Hey LAtewood.... is it possible to change the title of this thread to exclude the "I want to cry" part? I'm actually smiling! And now it's all about doggies! Yay! (ps I'll send you a pic if you change it! :D hee hee)
Well at least people will still come to the thread to find out what all the stink is about...Just consider that we all turned a negative crying thing, into a positive smiling animal's conversation...ruff ruff
Haha I got my silly dog a spiked collar this weekend and she looks hysterical in it...gotta get pics... she's such a tard. Although she DID manage to stab my tenant with it trying to get him to pet her. hee hee I guess now my house is safe from thieves.
Actually back to the crying thing I got this long-assed text message last night like 'oh I still love you and hope things can change... blah blah'
Guess it's just dawning on SOMEONE that a) it's winter in New England and most apartments don't include utilities b) his truck is on its last legs, like, the rear differential is about to fall right out of it, and I am the proud owner of 2, count 'em, 2, registered vehicles c) ramen noodles can be dangerous if taken internally in large quantities d) I've got the best gigglytwigs in town. And now he doesn't.
Oh well. Ain't that a bitch.
Well, If you succumb to temptation...Make sure he is regularly attending those AA meetings. I got 2 years 2 months and 10 days sober...
Send me some piks...
I have a lot of writing to do at a couple of my sites...I might be scarce around here for awhile.
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latewood is right about those little short-legged, long-backed dogs bring hunters....here's a good one.....why do bassets have so many wrinkles and super long ears?
so they can wrap their pray...allowing pray/enemies to stick their fangs in flesh, protecting them from getting bit in the muscles...