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Originally Posted by tahoe58
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Originally Posted by tahoe58
azure: u can control weather, to bad u cant control global warming huh?
dro princess: u find a brand new pair of thermal socks sitting right next to u, u wonder how they got there...all of a sudden u see a shadow go into the next room :p
i wish i had a sixth sense
You get your sixth sence but something horrible goes wrong. Your body rejects it and starts to eat itself from the inside out. Your dead within 24 hrs.
I wish that when I snapped my fingers my whole house was clean.
u snap ur fingers...ur house is clean, also u find that all ur shit is missing :D
i wish i could stop time
You are given the ability to stop time but you were a little vauge on your wish. for this you will be punished. You stop time but do no the the ability to start it back. You are now stuck in this parrell (sp) universe and will wonder around alone for all eternity.
I wish I could fly.
I wish cannabis.com would go back to the old days, back when me and P4B could have a good argument, now its to PC that I have to watch out for the PC Mods, well its not that bad yet but i fear it will get worser, esp- with sum new mod comes along...Just my opinon:thumbsup:
Yes, I rather imagine I would, probably when the insurance company cuts me a check. It's in the mail now unless they lied to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dro_Princess
You get your insurance check, but... there's a dead spider in the envelope when you get it!
I wish I had a mountain of weed, and an army to keep the national guard at bay.
u get ur mountain of weed....but a flash of lightning lights it on fire...
i wish i could see Dro_Princess naked :smokin:
give me a shout if you want an argument about something, i enjoy it as strange as it may soundQuote:
Originally Posted by eg420ne
fuck thats cruel....you have NO IDEA........yikes! LOL LOl LOL ROFLMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by Dro_Princess
azure is that a wish?
skipping azure
you see dro_princess naked, and in shock stumble back into Taluhuls moountain of weed that is on fire. not a bad way to die actually....
i wish that i could goto the cannabis cup next month...
u show up at the canniabis cup only to see its been canceled....:(
i wish i had the strength of 50 men
you gain the strength of fifty men but the weight of the muscle breaks your arms.
I wish that whatever i wish have absolutley no negative side effects and every aspect of it happens from exactly as my mind has it in all its fullness. Fly ninja space monkies.
u wished twice...u brokw the rules so u die now :D
i wish i had some new pornos...
i wish pamela anderson didn't have hepatitus c
she doesnt , now she only has a,b, and d-z....
i wish i still has some new porn...
*bump
You get your porn, all modeled by women in their 80's.
I wish I had a Harley.
80 yr old women is bad thing? :D:p
u get ur harley...to bad u lost the keys....
i wish i could get away with murder
u can get away with murder now, but you have a cooking accident and set yourself on fire. due to the fact that the wish thought that you were trying to murder yourself (commit suicide) it lets you get away with it and they are unable to determine your cause of death and you are left a useless soul floating in the great beyond with no purpose or closure and tons of unfinished business.
I wish I had a dependable hookup
u lost me on giving my wish :D...
but anywayz...u get a decent hookup , but then he gets pinched :(
i wish i could read minds :p
;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by dryst
Dryst you get the ability to read minds but the US government finds out as well. They kid nap you take you to a disclosed island where you will live the rest of your life being a human experiment.
I wish I had the ability to teleport
u become jay leno, but one day while laughing at one of your own corny jokes your giant chin smashes a small infants skull and u get life in jail.
i wishi didnt have work tonight
You don't have to work tonight. But while you're gone, the boss comes in fucked up and incriminates himself by climbing to the highest point in the place and exposing himself, and he gives everyone there huge raises and an oz of the best to keep things quiet.
I wish I knew a guy in my area that'd be safe to buy from and allow me to do my thing in peace...
dro princess....u teleport right to the island im being experimented on :D, and now ur stuck there to :p
bondy....u know him...but due to ur lack of specifications...he doesnt like u and for that he wont sell to you either :D
i wish i could change the tv channel by blinking :D
You can do it, but blinking also controls all the other appliances in your house and turns the stove and microwave on, dials your phone, and turns your lights on and off. While you're running around fixing everything you can barely help blinking more because you're so surprised, and eventually you have to wear one of those Clockwork Orange eyelid things and use the TV remote anyway, and put drops in your eyes every five minutes too.
I wish I could fly using only the body parts I already have.
ur granted the ability to fly by blowing rocket fuel out of ur penis....bad thing is its extremely painful....oh and gas prices are outrageous....
i wish white man COULD jump....
We will make due :DQuote:
Originally Posted by dryst
You get your wish white men can jump but thats all they can do now. The rest of there lives the will get around by jumping like a kangaroo.
I wish I hadnt smoked my last joint this morning
lol
u didnt smoke ur last joint...but ur hubby did...so now ur still shit outta luck :D
i wish my new grow lights would come in the mail faster!!!
As you wish your lights are there tomorrow morning. But since you were so impatient there all broke and you didnt buy the insurance. ;)
I wish the panthers would have caught the fuckin ball in the 4th quarter and won. Clumsy bastards!!
he catches the ball just as a plane crashes into the stadium killing the whole team :o
i wish i had some taco bell...
he catches the ball just as a plane crashes into the stadium killing the whole team :o
i wish i had some taco bell...
You get your taco bell but something is not right. You body freaks out and you have explosive diarrhea for the rest of the month causing your asshole to become very sore from all the wiping. You cant even sit down without cringing in pain. :D
I wish my husband was getting over time.
i wish i could forget about my gf and stay away from her when i break up with her..
Eraserhead71 you didnt grant my wish so for that you will be punished. You forget about your gf but you also forget everyhting else about who you are. You decide to try and find out who you are and end up being a male hooker because you ran into the wrong group of people. You will forever be pimped out and eventually sold to someone in the undground world of sex slaves in some thrid world country.
I wish my dog could talk.
now ur dog has torrets...:D
i wish could live forever :p
LMAO hey dryst :D
You get to live forever but something horrible happens. There is a massive nuclar war and the planet explodes sending you out into space. You float around for a few hundred years until some Aliens spot you and take you back to their planet. They are so intrigued by you and your ability to live forever so they decide to keep you as a test subject trying to figure out how to kill you.
I wish I could tell the future.