Don't smoke in the bathroom

alright try this out, its a combo of 2 methods ive done to reduce the smell of smoke, if blow out a window and spray down itts probably be completely undetectable.

so....get a water bottle (poland spring or anything else, doesnt rlly matter) and get a nail or something reasonably sharp and metal, heat it up with a lighter and push it through the bottom, moving it in circles till the holes about the size of an eraser. now, get some fabric softeners (those sheets that you throw in a dryer that smell really good) and cotton balls, first stuff 3-4 dryer sheets through the top onto the bottom, or until you think its enough, and then pop a bunch of cotton balls in until its almost full. k! your done! now all you do is get the top layer of cotton balls a little bit damp (spray bottles work well)and blow your hits in there, preferabbly out a window. it should work wonders!

i used to smoke in my room at night after my mom and her bf fell asleep. closed the door, put a towel underneath, then opened window. didnt use a blow tube too much, cause i realized smell didnt stick long.

over the last year, year and a half i got lazy though. i either smoke on my deck(if i roll a joint or blunt), or i just smoke in my living room when their asleep. no blow tube, no axe spraying. then again, i smoke a jack after, which covers the smell.

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Originally Posted by fikusroot

My friend had an idea where he worked out in the same shorts and jeans for 3 days and then hid them in his room. It smells like ass but doesnt smell like pot.

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haha awesome. i dont know if id be willing to make that sacrifice though

i usually shit in my pants for a week so then my parents cant smell the weed, they only smell my shitted up pair of jeans mud staining the white carpet

I'll sometimes get mexicans to sleep in my room and urinate on my walls just to get the smell of weed and cheap cologne out of my room.

When my parents are asleep ill either go out on the front porch with the light off and smoke, or down in the backyard in the hot tub (best place to spark up a bubbler, smoking a bubbler with bubbles all around you is the way to do it). when it's day time ill go out back and around the side of the house so my neighbors don't see me

hahaha pretty funny how u acted like u were lookin for someone else. i can picture me doin that too. u wanna kno another true story? today my grandmother found and threw away 13 seeds i had been planning to plant. damn lucky she didnt find my bowl and grinder. phew!

couldn't of said it better myself dude. i was caught in the bathroom, not redhanded but a situation similar to yours. the bathroom is one of the most retarded spots to try to smoke when you think about it, but at the time, i didn't. i was focused on the fact that i could lock the door and smoke without worrying about someone walking in on me. what I would do was spray lysol, take a hit, spray lysol where i blew the hit, and i would think that was fine. it wasn't. even with the lysol, something just doesn't smell right.

what you need is tobacco odor spray, designed to mask the smell of a ciggarette. and ciggarette smoke is tons more potent and smelly than pot smoke, so this stuff is overkill.

now when i say you need a different spray, thats for other things. don't get the idea that smoking in the bathroom works (that is unless you have a window in your bathroom and a fan you can exhaust the smoke outside with, then with that spray too you are fuckin SET).

EVEN SO, i still do not recommend smoking in the bathroom ever. imagine if someone needs something out of it and knocks on the door, asking you to hand it out to them. when you open a door backwards (opening it towards you) the air gets pushed out to a new space where there was no air before, and your door knocker gets a huge breeze of whatever it smells like in your bathroom instantly.

if you really have no other choice than the bathroom, use a bowl/bong/bubbler (if you use a blunt or joint you deserve to be caught because you will be, especially a blunt, that's asking for it), make sure you have a doob tube, a window, a fan, and tobbacco odor killer.

wow funny i see this post. a few weeks ago i was blazing in my bathroom and i know that i would be alone for at least 4-5 hours. so i light the bowl and blow it out. i have no fucking idea how but it gets into the vents. my bro doesnt know i smoke, even tho i do it at least 3 times a day and live with him, and he was supposed to be out and everything too, but he came home for some shit and turned on the air.... in 5 minutes, it smelled like there was a fucking kickback in my house. he knew what was going on and what not. only reason i dont want him knowing is cuz he holds shit against me so if i get him mad, he "tells" or w.e, so i say, extremely faded, "ya, my friend came and did it while i was out geting lunch" haha he baught it and still thinks im clean. k later

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Originally Posted by yoyoman1020

So last night at about 10:30, when everyone in the house was starting to wind down, I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower, and locked the bathroom, and then smoked a bowl, and blew into the shower. Then I wet my hair and turned off the shower and went back to my room. About 5 minutes later my mom opens the door of my room and is sniffing. After she walked away I got up and asked her what was wrong and she was like "do you smell that?! it smells like someone's smoking a ciggarette!, It almost smells like pot!" I'm high and panicking but I keep my cool and pretend to be shocked and i run around outside to look like I'm looking for someone smoking. She eventually gave up and went to bed so phew!

But the moral of the story is, if you live with your parents, and dont have a real good place to smoke, dont do it in your bathroom!

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LOL, just go outside..but this was a funny story :p.

If you have the money, a vaporizer would work great... but not everyone can get one easily.

Just find a better spot, outside in the garage or something.

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Originally Posted by yoyoman1020

So last night at about 10:30, when everyone in the house was starting to wind down, I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower, and locked the bathroom, and then smoked a bowl, and blew into the shower. Then I wet my hair and turned off the shower and went back to my room. About 5 minutes later my mom opens the door of my room and is sniffing. After she walked away I got up and asked her what was wrong and she was like "do you smell that?! it smells like someone's smoking a ciggarette!, It almost smells like pot!" I'm high and panicking but I keep my cool and pretend to be shocked and i run around outside to look like I'm looking for someone smoking. She eventually gave up and went to bed so phew!

But the moral of the story is, if you live with your parents, and dont have a real good place to smoke, dont do it in your bathroom!

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that sucks, but it's funny at the same time... please tell me that you laughed at least once after everything was said and done!

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Originally Posted by yoyoman1020

So last night at about 10:30, when everyone in the house was starting to wind down, I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower, and locked the bathroom, and then smoked a bowl, and blew into the shower. Then I wet my hair and turned off the shower and went back to my room. About 5 minutes later my mom opens the door of my room and is sniffing. After she walked away I got up and asked her what was wrong and she was like "do you smell that?! it smells like someone's smoking a ciggarette!, It almost smells like pot!" I'm high and panicking but I keep my cool and pretend to be shocked and i run around outside to look like I'm looking for someone smoking. She eventually gave up and went to bed so phew!

But the moral of the story is, if you live with your parents, and dont have a real good place to smoke, dont do it in your bathroom!

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lol

Haha I Smoked in my bathroom when I lived at home one night. Mom got up came down stairs while I was in there tokin up. I finnish, go to my room. Minute or so later mom comes in and says she smells ciggerette smoke and asks if I was smoking. I say yea, and she bitched me out about smoking in the house.hahaha didn't smoke a cig either.

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Originally Posted by Frivolous248

...now I gotta be mad sneaky.

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Man, I just thought that was ridiculously guffaw-able for some reason.

Heh.

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Originally Posted by yoyoman1020

So last night at about 10:30, when everyone in the house was starting to wind down, I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower, and locked the bathroom, and then smoked a bowl, and blew into the shower. Then I wet my hair and turned off the shower and went back to my room. About 5 minutes later my mom opens the door of my room and is sniffing. After she walked away I got up and asked her what was wrong and she was like "do you smell that?! it smells like someone's smoking a ciggarette!, It almost smells like pot!" I'm high and panicking but I keep my cool and pretend to be shocked and i run around outside to look like I'm looking for someone smoking. She eventually gave up and went to bed so phew!

But the moral of the story is, if you live with your parents, and dont have a real good place to smoke, dont do it in your bathroom!

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i got caught like this too.

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Originally Posted by exiled247

that sucks, but it's funny at the same time... please tell me that you laughed at least once after everything was said and done!

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dude, ok if you're going to bring up old-dead threads, atleast stop talking like these people just posted yesterday... so far, every thread you've brought back from the grave, that member is long gone, yet you still post like they just posted the thread yesterday! i'm sorry, but it's irritating to me, if you MUST comment on the post it's self, not to the poster.

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Originally Posted by yoyoman1020

So last night at about 10:30, when everyone in the house was starting to wind down, I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower, and locked the bathroom, and then smoked a bowl, and blew into the shower. Then I wet my hair and turned off the shower and went back to my room. About 5 minutes later my mom opens the door of my room and is sniffing. After she walked away I got up and asked her what was wrong and she was like "do you smell that?! it smells like someone's smoking a ciggarette!, It almost smells like pot!" I'm high and panicking but I keep my cool and pretend to be shocked and i run around outside to look like I'm looking for someone smoking. She eventually gave up and went to bed so phew!

But the moral of the story is, if you live with your parents, and dont have a real good place to smoke, dont do it in your bathroom!

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yeah, don't do it because you got away with it...

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Originally Posted by Frivolous248

Haha, I've never toked up in the bathroom. Its not a very strategical place in my house, in my opinion. I just wait till my parents are asleep and chief in my room while blowing the smoke out the window, I don't expect them to come in my room since they're asleep, so I'm usually good, sometimes I have not even bothered to open the window. But it can get smokey, so its better too, plus sometimes you can smell it in the hall, and you need to pass my room to go to the other parts of the house.

Best way to not get caught: Don't be high around your parents at all, and only smoke when they aren't home. Night time toking can even be dangerous, even if its midnight. I know from experience.

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Yeah I know what you mean I used to think night was the safest it was 1am when I got caught.

i smoke in the bathroom every day, just use a waterfall sobe bottle it does not smell

I only smoke in the bathroom if I'm taking a shower at the same time, I can currently smoke an entire joint without it going out while taking a shower:jointsmile:

never tried that one but i only smoke (now that i am home and not at collage) in the bath.

ya i smoke in the bathroom everynight when my parents are asleep i just use the toilet paper roll thing and blow hits into the vent, if my parents are still up i turn on the shower too really hot with soap and shit and then just leave the vent on after for like 15 min and the smell goes away

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Originally Posted by affasd

ya i smoke in the bathroom everynight when my parents are asleep i just use the toilet paper roll thing and blow hits into the vent, if my parents are still up i turn on the shower too really hot with soap and shit and then just leave the vent on after for like 15 min and the smell goes away

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the smell will not go away like this. you are only fooled into thinking it will because our noses get used to smells after a while and you are tricked into thinking it doesent smell..

ANY time you smoke in a room its going to smell, no matter what. But whats more important to worry about is not letting the smell leave the room.

ya man i have a sliding glass door in my room that goes outside. thats if i dont just go into my basement and smoke smoke smoke

wen i was 14 smoking in ma bathroom lol ages ago now

i just would spray deodrant on me as i went up stairs so any oen cumin near wuld get lynx in the face open both windows have sink full of hot water n shampoo n smoke out window

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Originally Posted by theonlylivingboyinCA

you guys should get a empty toilet paper tube .. stuff a few dryer sheets into it and blow your smoke through it.

in addition to the hot water/fan/window thing .. you should be just fine.

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this technique is the absolute best for smoking. I've used this for over 10 years and it works awesome. It is an ancient ninja secret i've learned along the way. i'm actually surprised that someone else knew about it. As long as you don't let any smoke roll off the pipe, you'll be straight. You could smoke with someone in the same room as you and they won't smell the buds, just the sweet smell of dryer sheets. try it out, you'll use it for the rest of your life, well, at least till you move out.

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Originally Posted by Dutch Masta

the smell will not go away like this. you are only fooled into thinking it will because our noses get used to smells after a while and you are tricked into thinking it doesent smell..

ANY time you smoke in a room its going to smell, no matter what. But whats more important to worry about is not letting the smell leave the room.

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that is very ignorant of you to say that the downy sheet trick doesn't work. you should try this yourself before saying it's not effective. i wouldn't have used it for all these years if it didnt work.

i have a storage room behind my closet

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Originally Posted by Niglet187um

Yeah I know what you mean I used to think night was the safest it was 1am when I got caught.

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yeah man, fucking just finished blazing as my parents bust in my room going what smells like weed!? i also didnt wait till they were sleeping :D needless to say i got in shit, no grounding though:jointsmile:

Do none of you have screens on your windows?

i smoke in the bathroom every day... ive had some fucking close calls too. the best way to do it is make a lightbulb vape and use that to smoke. blow the hits into a dryer-sheet tube, in the direction of the fan. i dont have a window in my bathroom so thats not an option. also turn the shower on as hot as it can go, the steam masks a bit of the smell. spray some deodorant and youre set.

i usually get lazy though and just turn the fan on and smoke out of my pipe, the bathroom smells like weed for 30 mins after im done. almost got me caught about 3 times so far.

i smoke outside but sometimes theres circumstances such as hotels etc.

what i do is turn the fan and shower on, then when im done ACTUALLY take a shower so it smells like soap and shampoo

idk if any1 already said that i didnt feel like readin it all but thats wut works easy plain & simple

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

dude, ok if you're going to bring up old-dead threads, atleast stop talking like these people just posted yesterday... so far, every thread you've brought back from the grave, that member is long gone, yet you still post like they just posted the thread yesterday! i'm sorry, but it's irritating to me, if you MUST comment on the post it's self, not to the poster.

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well you can fuck off... if it irritates you that much then don't read the damn post... no one else that has replied since me has a problem with it.

i just sit in my room, with my bedroom door wide open, and 3 foot tall plants sitting on the floor around my cmp desk and smoke my bud on my bed, and shes just like, you have random drug tests you know...

ahh the happyieness you get from having a ex pot head mom... I LOVE MY MOM... SHES THE COOLEST...

I'm a noob to smoking so I never thought about the bathroom thing til a while ago. I was at a friends house and we grabbed his bong and went to the bathroom, toweled the door and turned on the fan in the cieling. Then when we were done he took a shower. it smelled fine.

my senior year in high school i tried the whole weed in the shower stuff and my mom came in later on during the day and was like, hmm it smells kinda sweet in here. almost like......marijuana. weird. she left it at that cause i played ignorant, but it hella scared me.

now, we toke in the dorm showers at 3 in the morning when the ra's have already made their rounds. its fuckin awesome chambering out the showers.

If you do it in your bathroom you basically just gotta be careful. Make a spoof(paper towel tube with dryer sheets at the end) if you have to.

Also put a lot of shampoo in your shower so it will cover the smell.

I hate having to prepare so much to smoke.
Putting towels under doors - celotaping the edges of doors - running around the room after your done to circutate the air.
Save your weed, smoke when its best.