Funny Quotes

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Originally Posted by SativaTrip

i can not believe that i can type.... whoa............ lol

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

Bagder nipples are not toys; I know this

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Originally Posted by Dr. Zoidberg

The doctor is in, bitches!!! :D

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Originally Posted by SativaTrip

Get your own graham crackers and shut the cupboard. :mad:

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Originally Posted by RESiNATE

lol you're such a stoner, Ghost lol

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Originally Posted by clevemire

I invented pants.

And I find that offensive.

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Originally Posted by RESiNATE

lmfaoooo

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Originally Posted by 00Ampersand

I'm a zapatista

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Originally Posted by Euphoric

Approximately sixty circus performers have been shot from cannons. At last report, thirty-one of these have been killed.

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

thats like saying "look out" to someone right after they got hit by a bus...

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Originally Posted by kr1Nx01

wtf is a penis molecule? am i stoned?

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Originally Posted by RESiNATE

*bling*
...And, as if by magic, the Shopkeeper appeared!

:D

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Hehe..

buddymyfriend: Dont get ya hopes up!



sharpezor: LOL, clever.

Thats prety dark comedy



CGB1013: According to the TV, every dime bag you buy goes to fund terrorism.

FIGHT TERRORISM --- GROW YOUR OWN!!!



lemonboy: No, every seed goes to fund terrorism.



beachguy in thongs: Quote:
Originally Posted by CGB1013:
According to the TV, every dime bag you buy goes to fund terrorism.


beachguy:
According to TV, we can live our life, solely, with Ed Norton living upstairs. Or, Barney Rubble living next door.



F L E S H Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
According to TV, we can live our life, solely, with Ed Norton living upstairs. Or, Barney Rubble living next door.

Flesh:
Wouldn't it rock to have Tyler Durden and Barney Rubble as neighbours? You get to see Tyler kicking Barney's ass every Tuesdays and Thursdays. But you're not allowed to talk about it...



Bman719 Quote:
Originally Posted by F L E S H
Wouldn't it rock to have Tyler Durden and Barney Rubble as neighbours? You get to see Tyler kicking Barney's ass every Tuesdays and Thursdays. But you're not allowed to talk about it...

Bman:
I was just about to say that... it's like you're some kinda psychic man



F L E S H Quote:
Originally Posted by Bman719
I was just about to say that... it's like you're some kinda psychic man

Flesh:
Well, when you like the same movies, it happens



BobBong: Oh look.. it's not original.. or funny.. or true.. for that matter.. and infact, a pretty fucking cold joke.. considering close to 3000 people died...

Typical buddymyfriend...



beachguy in thongs Quote:
Originally Posted by F L E S H
Wouldn't it rock to have Tyler Durden and Barney Rubble as neighbours? You get to see Tyler kicking Barney's ass every Tuesdays and Thursdays. But you're not allowed to talk about it...




beachguy:
I didn't see "Fight Club", Brad Pitt isn't as attractive (to me) as Cameron Diaz.

Cameron Diaz and Barney Rubble, with Ed Norton living upstairs.



somebody someone Quote:
Originally Posted by BobBong
Oh look.. it's not original.. or funny.. or true.. for that matter.. and infact, a pretty fucking cold joke.. considering close to 3000 people died...

Typical buddymyfriend...


somebody, someone:
soz ta break it to ya buddy, but yeah ive seen this before quite a few times! try to stay ahead of the game peace



BobBong Quote:
Originally Posted by somebody someone
soz ta break it to ya buddy, but yeah ive seen this before quite a few times! try to stay ahead of the game peace


BobB:
ya no kidding.. i watched it live 4 years ago... It's just not the first time buddy's made jokes at other (usually dead people's) expense.



sharpezor: not really...



its the dead peoples family's expence. Dead people dont give a shit.

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

stop having any sex with a girl
this summer i didnt jerk off for like 3 weeks! crazy shit

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Mellow mood, ya' quack!

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Originally Posted by spud

hiya hiya hiya

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6 posts since. Joined Jan. 20, 2004.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

Ok- one more...

Record Dept.
CITY CLERK
305 W. 3rd St.
Oxnard, CA 93030-5790

Dear Records Dept.:

I have decided to change my name to Sinardatadadda Popppololloppa de Del Fudgio.

I will be called "Del" to shorten my name but on all legal documents I want to be called MR. Sinardatadadda de Del Fudgio. My middle name of Popppololloppa can be taken off all legal documents EXCEPT for my gas bill.

If that name is taken I will change my name to Mitchell Silverman.

Please send me the proper forms. I am moving to Oxnard very soon.
Thank you.

Sincerely,
(signed Ted L. Nancy)
Ted L. Nancy
"Del"

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I laughed so hard I, I , AHAHAHAHA

hahah some of these are classic :)

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Originally Posted by robert42

DONT ASK QUESTIONS!

I HAVE SWALLOWED A BIT OF SELOTAPE. AND ITS STUCK IN MY THROAT I BEEN TRYIN FOR HOURS TO GET IT OUT.

WHAT CAN I DO. HELP

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o lord that brings back memories... :eek:

I bet everyone suggested cranberry juice, rob

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Originally Posted by robert42

o lord that brings back memories... :eek:

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Lol, You never cease to amaze me:D:D

That's coool swallowing sellotape!

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Originally Posted by Optimus Pot

He said this is my smoking hand, I hold my dick with my other hand. No one wanted to hear that shit, so we made him go clean up in the sink before we would let him back in the smoking line.

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this one made me laugh

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

I kept putting icy hot on my nuts hahaha and then after it subsided it would scream 'ONE MORE TIME!!!!'

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this one too made me laugh

cmon guys we want more funny quotes!

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

this one too made me laugh

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LOL that's ace!

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

con guys want more fun!

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mellow mood Quote: this one too made me laugh

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Originally Posted by robert42

haha i didnt meant ot write the second naked i was amused at the size of my left tesitcle when writing that ok!

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Rob, talking of his experience at the United Nations' podium.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

one time, I was in a chatroom and I invited this guy to view my cam, so he accepted it then he saw me from the waist down, with all this patchy hair and warts, wanking my pecker like i believed in the "whackin' off makes it grow" method, and the worst part about it was that the camera, I think, was set underneath my computer table, about five feet from me , i was spread eagle. :D

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lmao :p

Rob, you caught me, that was a typo, I meant, he was spread eagle!!!

wait a second, you slimeball!

thats what they all say...

spread em' beach boy!

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Originally Posted by robert42

thats what I say...

spread em' beach boy!

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Too bad, I wasn't beachboy.

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Originally Posted by robert42

lmfao

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Robert, you have to stop these homosexual references.

Like My Fat Ass Open...???

"I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." â??President Bush

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

Robert, you have to stop these homosexual references.

Like My Fat Ass Open...???

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lmao :)
look my ass is orange lol

I meant to post here, but I posted it back in the thread I got this from.

I apologized, in that forum, to LadyM for slicing up her quote.

Originally Posted by ladyM
WTF! Ever hear of condoms? Youre fucked if she male, have no say in the matter. Damn, everybody knows ugly chicks! If decent steady piece, stay away from it. Now you need to start on a testing regimin, you never know what you'll catch. Your dick might explode on entry, but 6 mo. from now.

Robert, why does your signature read like this???

The schools about self-esteem in the schools now everybody grows up high, whos gonna strip?
What's happen to our porno?
women grow on trees.
drunk dads miss dance recitals
blow a goat or fifty bucks.
disappears, that leave me
Friday night with my speed connection.

it dontit reads :
The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, whos gonna dance in our strip clubs?
What's gonna happen to our porno industry?
These women don't grow on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals
before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me
on Friday night with my new highspeed connection.

:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by robert42

it dontit reads :
The schools is all about schools now.
up high ,dance strip porno trees drunk dads dance blow a goat on acid:rolleyes:

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:rolleyes:

whatever

lmfao :D and that lmfao dont mean Like My Fat Ass Open! :p

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Originally Posted by robert42

sucking yur own dick ( 1 2 3 )
Oct-11-2005 11:19
by robert42

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I didn't realize you wrote a three-chapter book on the subject, Rob.

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Originally Posted by Garden Knowm

?? is there a discount on those bags

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G.K. denies these are his words.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

I didn't realize you wrote a three-chapter book on the subject, Rob.

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lmao i saw u goin thru the sexuality pages earlier

i knew u was searching for somit to bring up hahaha!

Origianlly posted by Chisme:


buddymyfriend's girls friend got jelous of weed so she hacked it off when he was sleeping


Thankx for making my day! LMAO

The post that made me laugh the hardest is an old one, I don't know who on this forum would remember it, but it was by Looker.

Looker, btw, was the funniest dude on this board. I hope he still posts.

There was a thread called "fuck" by hardon and looker was real determined to make it into a "legendary" thread.

He said something like "Fuck by hardon has a chance to be a great thread! Come on people! Let's be heroes!"

Then he posted an old picture of the Fantastic Four.

I thought it was brilliant, but maybe you had to be there.

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Originally Posted by ilovelife

it keeps tellin me i need java for some shit!

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hey hey hey, settle down now

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Originally Posted by Shredfest

bus passes (where i live) weigh exactly 1 gram so i guess you could weigh a gram in one hand and a bus pass in another and see if it feels the same possibly.

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ok dunno if we should cry or laugh at this one but its for sure the stupidiest thing i ever heard lol

lmfao!

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Originally Posted by robert42

mfao!

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Madly Fuck An Ox!???

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Originally Posted by RIP ODB

The post that made me laugh the hardest is an old one, I don't know who on this forum would remember it, but it was by Looker.

Looker, btw, was the funniest dude on this board. I hope he still posts.

There was a thread called "fuck" by hardon and looker was real determined to make it into a "legendary" thread.

He said something like "Fuck by hardon has a chance to be a great thread! Come on people! Let's be heroes!"

Then he posted an old picture of the Fantastic Four.

I thought it was brilliant, but maybe you had to be there.

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Haha Looker was the one with all the pics of people throwin' up, right?

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Originally Posted by RIP ODB

I don't hate my dad. He used to let me live in his balls and now he lets me live in his house.

I hate my friend's dad though. I never had anything to do with his balls.

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LMAO!!! Made my day cheers ODB!!

PEace

Buddy

#79 Oct-12-2005, 11:42
buddymyfriend
Registered Join Date: Aug-26-2004
Location: United fckin Kingdom
Posts: 446



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Originally Posted by RIP ODB
I don't hate my dad. He used to let me live in his balls and now he lets me live in his house.

I hate my friend's dad though. I never had anything to do with his balls.



LMAO!!! Made my day cheers ODB!!

PEace

Buddy
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If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

This made so much sense. Glad to see you don't misunderstand the world, RIP.