I feel so bad

Holy shit.. haha I bet you have a million more stories like that. Never a dull moment.

The world has enough girls wearing eye shadow and uggz.

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Wow. What kinda spider is that?

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She's a Goliath Birdeating Tarantula, like in the movie Arachnophobia and just as mean! If you even look at her wrong she flings the little hairs from her back at you like an Amazon native shooting poison arrows with deadly accuracy. They stick all over and itch for days, then if that doesn't work she stands on her back legs, hisses, and bares her 3/4" fangs. I suggest never getting one, lol.

stra8: I might have to move out there and start calling you dad! Here's one of my current babies with my probably soon to be ex:

What the fuck do you feed that thing

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What the fuck do you feed that thing

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More than I eat :stoned:

That's insane and awesome at the very same time. Are you ever afraid that he will turn on you?

wooohoo....thats some snake action you got goin on...i had a room mate who had snake just like that and it always got loose in the house...you have to make dure they are kept fed or they can turn on you....we never found the snake so it was a little unnerving living in the house...i had a water bed that i knew i was going to jump into and find it one night or it was going to crawl in bed with me:stoned:

She has, and it could've been bad if it weren't for safety procedures (2nd trained person in room) and instincts/experience from a lifetime of working with them. I've been keeping various reptiles and other creepy crawlies all my life, and large pythons & boas for the past 7, 8 years. They can be the most gentle and tame animals, but unfortunately in the past few years groups like PETA & HSUS are trying to outlaw them federally because of a faulty gov survey and a few deaths from irresponsible keepers. I'm already an "outlaw" because of the rest of my lifestyle choices, hate to be completely one because I choose to keep "dangerous/injurious wildlife" instead of golden retrievers, who account for the most injuries/deaths from animals kept as pets...If it weren't so cold (and expensive to do so) I'd move to Canada.

Yeah, locking cages on all animals dangerous or not and inside a closed room. I've woken up to a snake curled next to me for warmth before, it's not as amusing as it sounds when that same snake is your meanest and previously strangled you into unconsciousness...

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Yeah, locking cages on all animals dangerous or not and inside a closed room. I've woken up to a snake curled next to me for warmth before, it's not as amusing as it sounds when that same snake is your meanest and previously strangled you into unconsciousness...

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thats living on the edge my friend....those are mistakes you don't want to make twice:thumbsup:

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Yeah, locking cages on all animals dangerous or not and inside a closed room. I've woken up to a snake curled next to me for warmth before, it's not as amusing as it sounds when that same snake is your meanest and previously strangled you into unconsciousness...

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Awesome as they are these are the animals you choose to keep as your pet?

Abusive childhood?

Im just joking Id loooove a python and not just in my pants. Id never let it out though

Nextline, I've always wondered man.. what are you climbing out of/into in your display picture?

Well, I went into my kitchen and heard the familiar sound of a mouse struggling to get off a glue board, but this time I felt no pity for the little bastard! The f'er had been traveling around my house basically taunting me. This time was my time to get even. (Warning: Very Brutal) So I took it outside and CRUSHED it to say the least. We will keep it at that. I feel a little bad, but all at the same time I feel accomplished. One last rodent running around.

On another note my "friend" has been out of my "order" for a while now. I think it's almost time to find a new "friend" so to speak. The only problem is that I am not a people person at all. Any tips on finding someone....?

Look up a book by Neil Strauss called The Game. Changed my life bro, for real.. I have a .pdf of it if we can find a way to exchange email addresses in a safe and prudent manner.

that's all you had to tell me. I found it within 1 min. I'm a reader so I will see if I can get caught up in this :thumbsup:

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Nextline, I've always wondered man.. what are you climbing out of/into in your display picture?

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Hey Johnny Ive been on hiatus a while, real happy to see youre still here

Its when I was 15, 21 now, in Denmark, they never destroyed all those giant machine gun nests like the big one in Saving Private Ryan after the war. The beach as far as you can see has these giant bunkers sinking in to the sand. Im sticking my head out the hatch on top of a big one thats almost totally eaten up.

Your turn, explain Brad Pitt

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A little mouse problem will soon turn into a big mouse problem. And for such cute furry vermin, they can do a lot of damage. They love to eat weed seeds. Any newly sprouted seed is dinner for them too. They also will chew on your computer wires. And boy, does it smell good when one of the little bastards get into your walls and DIES.

I know they are cute, but they are called vermin for a reason. And after the mice make themselves a nice home ,in come their larger cousins, RATS. And they are not so cute. In fact they are down right ugly. Since they have no control their bowels they are constantly shitting and pissing everywhere they go. (mice too). They chew holes in the walls. They will chew wires in the walls. And I won't even get into the fleas and deseases they carry. Mice and rats are not something you want around. Do yourself a favor and kill them all.

My wife feels like you do and does not want me to kill them. I wait for her to go to sleep and set snap traps around the house every night. As I am dozing a snap sounds every once in a while. And I smile and think to myself "another one down". Then I wake up early and flush the evidence.

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Oldhaole... never forget that a new 'publican is a dem'crit who's just been /mugged/ for the first time ;)

I'm with you on the eradication thing :)

Borrow someones pet ferret. Not only will the smell of that type of predator get the mice to leave , they are cool little animals to watch for a spell. Ive heard story of chicken farmers putting a ferret or two (in cages) in the coop with the chickens to rid themselves of mice.Not only that but you could walk around like Beast Master. Remember that movie? I don''t recall any mice in it. Anyhow good luck. :thumbsup:

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Here's one of my current babies with my probably soon to be ex:

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Your snake's name wouldn't happen to be Monty would it? ;)

Nope, she's Oprah, for somewhat obvious reasons :D...

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Hey Johnny Ive been on hiatus a while, real happy to see youre still here

Its when I was 15, 21 now, in Denmark, they never destroyed all those giant machine gun nests like the big one in Saving Private Ryan after the war. The beach as far as you can see has these giant bunkers sinking in to the sand. Im sticking my head out the hatch on top of a big one thats almost totally eaten up.

Your turn, explain Brad Pitt

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That must be quite a sight man. Are you anywhere near Nimbin by the way? My friend was just at the Jack Johnson show there, she said it was one of the coolest places she's been.

To be totally honest, I have a bit of a man crush on Brad Pitt. Actually, not Brad Pitt himself, just on most of the characters he plays. Mickey from Snatch, Rusty in the Ocean's movies, Aldo in Inglorious Basterds and of course Tyler Durden.. So one day I was high and came across this picture of him in a pot leaf sweater and I was like "Hey, I love your acting and you also smoke weed! Fuckin' a!"

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That must be quite a sight man. Are you anywhere near Nimbin by the way? My friend was just at the Jack Johnson show there, she said it was one of the coolest places she's been.

To be totally honest, I have a bit of a man crush on Brad Pitt. Actually, not Brad Pitt himself, just on most of the characters he plays. Mickey from Snatch, Rusty in the Ocean's movies, Aldo in Inglorious Basterds and of course Tyler Durden.. So one day I was high and came across this picture of him in a pot leaf sweater and I was like "Hey, I love your acting and you also smoke weed! Fuckin' a!"

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I was just watching True Romance, hes an awesome pot head in that, love his honey bear bong.

I was actually raised in San Fransisco and ditched the U.S. for New Zealand the moment I graduated high school, never looked back. You're Canadian eh?

100% man. Well actually both of my parents came here from Hungary just after the '56 revolution, so I have a little bit of culture haha

I have a plan to come to New Zealand. I worked with a guy that was from the Gold Coast and we've spent a lot of nights closing down the bar, getting pissed and talking about New Zealand. I can't just up and leave right now though, I got signed by a university on the east coast and I have four years of eligibility left to play. I'm a kicker/punter and I think it's cool that I can get my school paid for because I can kick a little egg shaped ball through two yellow posts hehe.. But when that's and done and over with, I'll have two degrees to my name, because I went to school the last four years here in Winnipeg while I was playing junior football.

So after what will be eight years of football and school, I am packing one bag, my guitar and my sense of humour and heading to the Gold Coast. NZ seems like the place for me.. surf the summers and snowboard the winters. Yes fucking please.

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I love that movie! :thumbsup:

Pitt's best role IMHO.

Periwinkle blue.. :D

Why the f*ck do I want a caravan that's got no f*cking wheels. :thumbsup:

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Why the f*ck do I want a caravan that's got no f*cking wheels. :thumbsup:

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no fookn wheels... fookn

Dude you guys have some friggin badass pets,id be afraid they would eat my lil kids hehe,or worse my stash. ;)

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Well, I went into my kitchen and heard the familiar sound of a mouse struggling to get off a glue board, but this time I felt no pity for the little bastard! The f'er had been traveling around my house basically taunting me. This time was my time to get even. (Warning: Very Brutal) So I took it outside and CRUSHED it to say the least. We will keep it at that. I feel a little bad, but all at the same time I feel accomplished. One last rodent running around.

On another note my "friend" has been out of my "order" for a while now. I think it's almost time to find a new "friend" so to speak. The only problem is that I am not a people person at all. Any tips on finding someone....?

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Someone as in a lady friend? let them come to you man,when you go looking you'll just find the psycho ones ;)

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no fookn wheels... fookn

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Right! :S2:

"Yeah, that's perfectly clear, Mickey. Just give me one minute to confer with my colleague . . . Did you understand a single word of what he just said?"

How long on those sausages Charlie?

Five minutes Turkish...

Five minutes? It two minutes five minutes ago.

What's wrong with this caravan anyways?

*Pulls the door off* Oh nothing Tommy, it's tip top. Just not so sure about the colour..

I tell you what I'm going to do next time I hear one of those darn mice. Instead of the "poison pellets" and all that jazz, I'm going to bring out my baby. (I have a 5 yr old corn snake named 'Andy') He should be able to handle the job. The only problem is when he gets out he doesn't like to go back in. Not that I blame him. :D