How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

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Originally Posted by GTC21

Hoodleclum, no mate, I didn't mean I went around beating them up LOL!
I just meant that I'd give them a little slap or something if I caught them wrecking our property, it really pisses me off. They pull the badge of the front of our car, throw stuff at the windows etc. I think I'm well within my right to slap these little cunts, wouldn't you?. I wouldn't use excessive force though, such as jump on their heads with both feet. I can take a joke but --5 year olds??

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LOL .. fair play to you man, i hear what your saying. If i caught some little fucker vandalising my car id probably probably give them a good slapping.

peace!

How will i get my chicken nuggets? :(

Sometimes I find the best humor lies in pushing the boundaries of humor, but to each his own.

http://williambader.com/mj.html

:mad: wtf????

id take on 100 of them with one ginormus wang slap :D

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good game


later

Think of it not as actual living 5 year olds. Rather, think of it as an army of clones in the shape of 5 year old humans. The details of this fight would be rather interesting in my opinion so thats why I asked. I dont go around hurting little kids, but I have babysat my fair share, and dealt with them in child care, and I can tell you at the average size of 50lbs they can quickly pile up on you and take you to the floor.

Edit- oh and stop the flaming! This was meant for entertainment only.

Or pretend they're 5 year olds who were forced to have brain transplants with some old Nazi soldiers who want to live forever and are planning to take over the world again when they grow up.

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

Or pretend they're 5 year olds who were forced to have brain transplants with some old Nazi soldiers who want to live forever and are planning to take over the world again when they grow up.

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Yes, I suppose thats an option too :cool:

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Originally Posted by stonekilluh

REFFER ROGUE, AND THESE NUTS DON'T FORGET, DIRTY CHARLIE BROWN DIRT WEED ISN'T THE LEGIT, SO GO AHEAD RUB UH NUT ON RICHIE RICH, WHILE I FUCK AND SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!1

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LOL!!! Wtf is this kid talking about.

I have a question. What decent human being would actually fight A FIVE YEAR OLD CHILD?!! Christ. What kind of person would actually hit or kick or bodyslam a child? A child half your size who has no understanding of right and wrong. Maybe more than some who would go out and fuckin beat up kids. lol geez whats this world coming to.

I could take 50 easy.

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Originally Posted by Nosehit

How ever the hell many can you fit on that field!!!!
Wrestled and played football at a div II school HOO YAH!

I'd rather see how many 18 girls I could take :eek: :D :D

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lol i play football in texas at a division AAAAA (5A) school...the largest there is...and i would just pick one up and swing him like a bat, ebcuase i also play baseball so i have a strong swing...i would get to the entrance where they are coming in and sit there and just annihalate untill all of the 5 year olds in the USA are unconcious

lets be realistic...5 year olds> I think if i paced myself and made sure they didnt get too many of them on me at once, then i think i could take about 50. although if they drew blood then the smell might drive the others into a frenzy.

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

Good idea! Okay, new question. In a room full of 5 year olds, how many do you think you could molest in, say, an hour?

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haahahahahhaaha

17 again.

i wonder how long it takes for someone to make a refrence to michael jackson?




the clock is ticking.

omfg get a life dude if u are stupid enough to post such a thread jesus u must be retarted or somethin omfg wtf is this question ANYWAY lol

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

omfg get a life dude if u are stupid enough to post such a thread jesus u must be retarted or somethin omfg wtf is this question ANYWAY lol

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lmfao!! this is by far the funniest thing in this thread :D

Well I think it's a great question, and if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to hurt a load of 5 year olds and for a general fear for my personal safety I'd love to try it out.
Seriously you guys, if they came at you all at once you couldn't take many if they really wanted to hurt you.
It'd be more fun with a pole or a sword or something, then you could make a real fight of it. Maybe I'm weird, but if someone make a VR version of this I'd love it!

i reckon i could take out 6 at once with my giant wang. i played linebacker in field hockey for georgia respect tha crew aiight.

could I beat them up any way I want?

mm i think a sword would definately improve matters.

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Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite

i wonder how long it takes for someone to make a refrence to michael jackson?


the clock is ticking.

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

Sometimes I find the best humor lies in pushing the boundaries of humor, but to each his own.

http://williambader.com/mj.html

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Number 43 :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by koshea

lol i play football in texas at a division AAAAA (5A) school...the largest there is...and i would just pick one up and swing him like a bat, ebcuase i also play baseball so i have a strong swing...i would get to the entrance where they are coming in and sit there and just annihalate untill all of the 5 year olds in the USA are unconcious

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I was talking about a ncaa div II university. But I think OK and TX take their football to a whole diff level.

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Originally Posted by Dundee Ganjaman

ERMINTONTO you sick, fucked up individual, you need a good kick in the balls you sick perv. There's a name for people like you PEADOPHILE.

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Yeah and if you had a dictionary you might be able to spell it. :p :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

I wasn't actually advocating molestation, you know. I was joking, poking fun simultaneously at two things: the futility of reacting so fiercely to comments meant to be taken comedically, and the moral repugnance of the topic at hand. Sorry if you guys can't appreciate the depth of my comedic genius.

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Yeah, some of us knew you were kidding. Damn people, have you no sense of humor?

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Originally Posted by AstroBoy

I have a question. What decent human being would actually fight A FIVE YEAR OLD CHILD?!! Christ. What kind of person would actually hit or kick or bodyslam a child? A child half your size who has no understanding of right and wrong. Maybe more than some who would go out and fuckin beat up kids. lol geez whats this world coming to.

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Jesus, Its a joke. Pull the stick out of your ass for a few minutes and relax!!!!

maby like 10 or so it would be so fun i hate little children and it would make me so happy to do that

hahaha awesome post...about 73 i thing

I could take at LEAST 20-23 little 5 year old hellions. Yeah they do bite hard jesus christ...

When I was 11 I actually got into a fight with 5 year olds... well actually I got into a fight with someone else, who seemed to have an army of 5 year olds at his disposal. Anyway, believe me, I know I was only 11 at the time, but it's not that easy, consider that they're all coming at you at the same time, they will just make it impossible for you to move in seconds, and once you're on the floor, you're finished (that's pretty much what happened to me.)

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Originally Posted by GTC21

This is just retarded and quite disgusting. Beating the shit out of small children is not something I would usually think about or joke about. It's like joking about molesting children or something. Sick. The youngest person I would ever use physical force against is maybe about 13- 14 or something but only if they were big enough and only if I caught them vandalising our car again. Lil' bastards.
I'd be quite interested to know what kind of person sits there and actually thinks of stuff like this. 5 year olds for christ sake WTF?

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look mate, we aren't acually DOING this, we're just having a laught. i'm sure nobody here would even dream of doing it (except maybe Koshea ;))
chill!

Well if they're typical 5 yr olds I'd tell them theres no Santa then peg it quick while they're down and booing before one of the little tykes stabs me in the kneecaps. :D

Considering they're 5 year olds with a lot of energy and I'm a stoner with a bad ankle, I think I'm probably gonna get my ass kicked. So as a backup plan, I would take a really big bag of candy and just hobble away in the other direction as the little kids swarmed the pile of candy.

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Originally Posted by Trychs

Well if they're typical 5 yr olds I'd tell them theres no Santa then peg it quick while they're down and booing before one of the little tykes stabs me in the kneecaps. :D

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Or tell them spongebob is canceled and they cant eat fish chips any more...reduce them to a crying mass.

the whole lot, i would offer them candy. that would fck their sht up.

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

Or pretend they're 5 year olds who were forced to have brain transplants with some old Nazi soldiers who want to live forever and are planning to take over the world again when they grow up.

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NOW THAT WORKS FOR ME....

Ill take em all om one at a time....

1.... if she had downes...

crap i just saw ur rule about being healthy americans... what if their healthy mexicans? Oh, right... no such thing <sigh> guess i'll never win this.

Depends on if I managed to smuggle a gun and how many bullets I manage to bring, Id blow the little shits away like at a turkey shoot. Naw but seriously, probably 60 then my ass would prolly start tiring out and Id try to fend em off with candy and video games lol.