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lol thanks man, I'll find out tomorrow the outcome on this one... of course it had to be when I switched to the expensive-as-hell HPS bulb....the ballast has a 5 yr warranty so that's good. But damnit!Quote:
Originally Posted by Opie Yutts
gitter done... man I can't believe that dude wears husker stuff on tv...makes us nebraskan's look even worse on National tv... not that our football team hasn't done that already lol.
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Originally Posted by Whix
HILARIOUS:thumbsup:
This all reminds me of my first time ever smoking. It was a friday and three boys decided to skip class to get HIGH. we had about 8g's and this shit was crazy it was gold on the inside idk if that is good or bad till this day but it fucked us up. Anyways so we decide hey lets go chill in this park its a great place to smoke. So were at the park for about an hour and smoke 2 joints between us and begin to roll another when asshole park guy comes around so we grab our shit jump in the car and we drive off. Well we want to find a spot to smoke the rest of this stuff down. So being stoned we decide that going behind this Murray's would be a great place. There is a brick wall there and we didn't really notice but there are HOUSES on the other side.lol i guess we were just to caught up with wanting to smoke this shit down. So we load up a bowl and we have 2 joints going around so as u can imagine we are getting fucked up. It feels like we have only been there about a half hour and we are just messed. We have like half a gram of weed left when we decide to leave out of the 8 we started with. so we decide to take off i get in the drivers seat and where messing around all the sudden boom a cop car comes driving up in front of us OHHH SHIT. Im freakin im like guys omg what are we gonna do my one friend chokes down half a j we didn't finish lol. the other one hides the bottle the weed is in. The cop pulls us out. Checks us out patting us for weapons and whatnot. He finds the bowl and he is all being an ass saying what you kids doin and so on. 2 more cops cars show up. they grab my friends and throw them in separate cars.... im scared for my life the officer is like man u need to tell me where the weed is or im takin u to jail when i find it. So i look at both my friends both being over 18 they r gonna be fucked if we get busted so i pussy out and tell him where it is. He takes it back to his car and idk what he did he just made me sit there basically. Then came back with it and gave me the bottle he was like get rid of this shit NOW. so i toss it on the ground and they let my friends out of the car. We get in the car and the cops just say i never wanna see you around here again stay out of Livonia. We were free lol. So in all actuality we were in the Murray's parking lot for a full 2 and a half hours.it was one of the best times ive ever had and the worst. People always say hey man thats a sign not to smoke weed but hey idk ive never had an issue with the cops since. So im gonna keep on tokin
Sounds pretty scary, especially being all messed up and paranoid when it happened. That reminds me of a bad trip I had in college that involved a bunch of cops, a 3 mile walk in the pouring rain, and the hospital.
chainsawing logs into rounds for firewood before splitting, was cutting a 3-4 food diameter log when my chainsaw started bouncing (normally cause of a hard hard knot) so i let off the gas, tilt the chainsaw back to tear into the wood at a diff angle, turns out that log was knotty, and my chainsaw get caught, zooms foward snapping my arm off the handle. The saw then flips over its self right into my lower forarm causing my pants to be covered in blood in 10 secs.
turned into a mess, but the tear wasnt deep and just was a really big scab.
holy nutt sack... I would have went straight for more reefer lolQuote:
Originally Posted by GrinS
i know better now not to mess with things when I'm high... that includes working on cars, AND ballasts... hey.. the jack was supposed to hold the damn car....lol
I love working on cars & motorcycles when I'm high...it generally gets me through most of the frustrating parts without much afterthought. Now, splitting knotty logs in half with a chainsaw after toking up is a bit of a different story...
I can always get a cut or fairly deep laceration while digging my arm around engine blocks, fairings, etc., but it's very rare that I could actually lose an appendage (or even my life) by doing so! Same goes for driving & riding my vehicles. While it's certainly fun to work on these projects with a little buzz, it could be suicide to try and navigate an open freeway on a sportbike at 90mph, with other (and much larger) vehicles careening at you from every direction, and while stoned out of your mind. I'll pass on that, get my high from the adrenaline, then spark up to bring me back down when I get home! :jointsmile:
Yeah, let's all try to be real careful during our young and stupid stages, so that we will live to see our old and wise stages.
I'm with Mr. C about doing stuff stoned. If at all possible, that's the only way I work on brainless stuff. Including using a chainsaw in knotty logs that are bigger than the chainsaw bar. The only time I do this is when I'm stoned. This is one of the few things I can do stoned, and not have it take twice as long as when sober (maybe 15% longer because I exercise about that much extra caution, as with most brainless activities).
Mr. C, I don't know if you care to hear this, but I have noticed that different saws have different kick back tendencies. It helps a lot to have a sharp chain. I have a Poullen (Sp?) and have never even come close to having a dangerous kick back. My dad's brand new Stihl, I can't stop it from constantly trying to kick back on me (while using both in the same log). I make sure I stay well out of the kick back line whenever using his, because I know it it is going to happen.
Some things that definitely need to be done stoned include working on your grow room, cutting wood (falling trees too, but that requires an additional level of care), going to the laundromat (haven't done that in years), operating heavy equipment including huge caterpillars, cranes or forklifts, target practice, automotive maintenance or repair, construction, CNC operation, general landscaping or landscape maintenance, delivery driving, and most other work-related activities. I say most, because I wouldn't want my heart surgeon to be stoned during the operation or during preparation, for example. Some of these things may sound dangerous, but I have done them so much that they are completely boring to me and done mostly by reflex. Getting high makes them so much less a drag.
Opie: I also have a gas-driven Poulan 42cc 18" monster. And while I don't use it much, I've never experienced a problem with severe kick-back...and I've used it to cut into some damn near petrified logs! But, to be honest, this is the first and only chainsaw that I've ever had...and I don't use it that often. Way back when, I used to split logs and fall trees using the good old fashioned method...a 10-15lb. axe, dull as all hell, and a sturdy log when needing to split the wood. Now, I can't deny that I sometimes just pay people to split it for me! I can be pretty lazy in the wintertime.
As for being lit on the job, I've pretty much always had the tendency to do this. Just makes getting through the day so much easier, doesn't it? Though I certainly agree that some professions (surgeons, foreign dignitaries, school teachers, etc.) would probably be better off waiting until they clock out to do that. I used to write for a living, and hope to get back into that one day. Being stoned & writing were par for the course! Even now, I own a traditional brick & mortar business, where most of my day is consumed with bills, spreadsheets & documents, more bills, payroll, and more stinking bills. I can do that sober, and have to a good bit of the time...but when I can sit in my office, not be disturbed, and do it with a good buzz, it seems to fry my brain and drain my motivation much less.
Be good, my friend.
I just have to agree Mr. C, it helps you get through the day on the job...I work a as a bilingual customer service rep and it sucks. Pays ok but it's putting me through school. And ya know, when you have ppl yelling at you all day, being stoned is the best thing that can happen to you. So to everyone, please be nice to fellow ppl at call centers, you just might be talkin to a fellow stoner like me :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Clandestine
I was an RT taking x-rays at a trauma hospital, but I got sick of the hours and the dick head Dr's... not to mention the elderly ppl who blew their trouser chilli out on the floor as you're trying to get a chest x-ray... so back to school i am. :stoned:
Wow, that's truly disgusting! Glad to hear you've made your way out of that mess. Good luck with your schooling!Quote:
Originally Posted by Twentyinches
Trouser chili, huh? Now ain't that a pretty visual? Trouser chili, the richest, most aromatic kind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Twentyinches
Oh Opie you have no idea man... it was some of the raunchiest stuff ever, no fart of mine, or anything else I have smelled has compared. Like once the patient was gone, everyone cleared the room because it was soooo bad... no small room either. Even our industrial orange smellin odor eliminator didn't work well.
But set aside the smell.... how about that chunky puddle? yeah no thanks so I decided to 10/22 that profession...lol I mean cleaning that wasn't my job but if it happened in our dep... it was our deal.
OMG, I have to go barf now.
while stoned, a friend of mine went to the atm and put the atm card in, got the money in and drove off.........Yeah she left the card..... lol
I'm guessing she got the card back eventually, or did someone snag it, and end up costing her tens of thousands of dollars in identity theft problems?Quote:
Originally Posted by Subjekt
She had to cancel it and get another card....Lucky her...
I've done this as well, but any atm that i've known eats the card.
so yeah the atm ate mine by the time i realized i had left it, and I just had to go to the bank the next day and they gave it back to me. that sucked... because I just so needed gas, and a bunch of other things that day and didn't have my card.
I've had pretty good luck with my cards. That is unless my wife uses them and doesn't put them back where she got them.
Me and a buddy rolled up through the drive thru of what we thought was a sonic. I just wanted some cheese sticks and he want tater tots. Were going through the menu before you go up a little to order and are like wtf, why did they change everything..it was perfect before. Whats with all the new sandwiches and stuff. I see my cheesesticks at the bottom and get happy that they still had them but my buddy still couldnt find his tater tots. We roll up and start to order. They say what would you like, blah blah blah. Im like Ill take a two 5pc cheesesticks. Shes like uhh, they come in orders of 3's. Im like :wtf: Oh ok Ill have 3 of those i guess. And I see the total is already not what it normally it is..This is just weird im thinking. My buddy asks if they still had tater tots and the lady is like we dont serve those here. Hes like what happened to them...Sir we never have. Sonic is across the street, your at arbys..We like, "SON OF A BITCH!" and hear her start laughing..we say sorry and roll across the street. There menus were the exact same color so that fucked us over...plus the 3 bowls before hand..
I broke my pipe when I was stoned out of my mind. I was cleaning it out over the sink and was a bit paranoid due to the amount of potent pot I smoked and my hands were shaking moderately.
The pipe slipped out of the hands and fell on the floor and the entire frontal bottom part broke into pieces. Some pieces were irreparable and had to be trashed.
5 minutes later I take the 5 broken pieces downstairs, whip out some aluminum foil, green professional masking tape, super glue and scissors and that baby is back in business!
It looks like a total load of crap but do I love that pipe! Changes colors when smoked out of!
Just make sure the foil doesn't heat up enough that you are inhaling its smoke. That would be very bad.
double post sorry
:jointsmile: Bree
I did that too, but guy still towed it - I would have stopped him but I didn't notice until we reached the garage......WTF? THat tow guy knew, ya know! All for 50 extra bucks (this was 1996).Quote:
Originally Posted by Weedhound
:jointsmile: Bree
Iv went to the fridge to get a glass of juice one nite, So i filled my glass up and put that in the fridge and went up to my room with the bottle, didnt even relize untill about a hour later..
Once, when I was blazed out of my mind...
My car was parked on the side of the road and I had to do a Y-turn and go in the opposite direction that it was parked. I put it into drive and turned to the left a bit. Put it into reverse and completely forgot to put my foot on the break in time. Back of the car hopped over the curb and smashed into a fire hydrant leaving a nice, expensive dent.
I promptly parked and went inside canceled my plans and tried to figure out how I would pay for this -__- Slick.
nice, I did something similar with a gal of 2% and a box of Life. Except the life went into the fridge, and once I realized the milk didn't go in the cubbord (after I ate some cereal I then scarfed 2 pop tarts-hafta have milk out for that) I realized what I did. Cold life is pretty damn good...Quote:
Originally Posted by smok3y
well me and 2 of my buddys were out at his dads house, we al down a few beers, and smoked some dank home grown, and he starts to show us all the guns that are just laying throughout the house, and he pulls out a .243 and were standing there. he says not to worry its not loaded or anything, cocks it, a shell flies out, then proceeds to pull the trigger, firing the gun off, the bullet tears through the cupboard, and into the fridge. we just sit there, all that was said was "Wholy Shit!" and we all die laughing, when we get a little composure and pick outselves off the floor, we look at the fridge, it went through the side, blew appart a few beer cans in the fridge, and bounced around a bunch of times. one tub of butter that sat right in the middle, had about 20 holes in it from the bullet bouncing back and forth in there. nate, the one that fired off the gun, all hes saying is we have to find the bullet, so we tear everything out of the fridge, he ends up pouring it down the sink witha half exploded beer, and we tell him this and hes like no no... and to patch the hole in the side of the fridge, we take all the gum we could chew, and glob it over the hole and put the beer in front of it so that maybe we can get around not telling his dad right away. well his dad stil hasnt said anything. i dont think i have laughed that hard for that long over something like that in my life.
dont get stoned and play with guns boys and girls haha. you end up blowing a hole in your fridge!
I get stoned and play with my guns all the time. I just don't shoot them in the house, and I know if they are loaded or not. Also the only time I point a gun at a person is if I intend to shoot them, which hasn't happened yet thank God. I'm sure glad nobody got hurt in your adventure.
But about the milk and juice thing, the other day I poured some milk and put it back into the cupboard where I got the drinking glass. I noticed it the next day, starting to get nice and chunky.
mmm yummy... that reminds me of a nasty funny joke
i have a pretty good one. i was on my way home from work one evening and had to stop at my wife's restaurant to trade keys and swith cars, she had a PACKED restaurant, not an empty seat in the house, and i reach in my sweatshirt pocket to get the keys out, and i pull them out real fast and my bowl flies into the middle of the restaurant and shatters and about 15 peoples feet. the worst part of it all, the mayor and police seargent of my small town were in there with their families eating dinner.....needless to say, i just jetted straight out the fucking door and drove off.
Holy cow, that is a good one. That must have been totally embarrassing. I sure wish my wife had a restaurant.
One time an old girlfriend and I got stoned and went to the super market and did not find what we were looking for. Without thinking we got in line (the market was full) and did not realize we had nothing to buy until we got to the cashier. Talk about feeling stupid.
Ha. Another good one. "uh, we just wanted to know what time you close".
ive done sum pretty dumb shit too. the last time i was wrestling my friend and rolled over and crushed most of my ciggeretes and my brand new cell phone. another time during november, my friends bet me $20 that i wouldnt strip down to my boxers and jump in the delaware. they kept on pushing me back in until i threatened to pull them in wit me. i only got seven and still waiting on the other 13. i doubt im going to see it.
did anyone ever go to smoke a ciggeret and put the wrong end in your mouth and light up the filter?
Got ripped while camping and mistook the Mentholated Spirits bottle (used for cooking utensils) for my water bottle, took a few gulps before realizing and spent the rest of the night trying to wash my mouth out while my mates laughed :(
Yes I've done that, but in my defense it was a joint rolled to look like a cigarette. I used a filter from a cigarette, but it was wrapped up inside the paper and the whole thing was white, and rolled on a machine, so it looked like a real cigarette.
That really sucks that people don't keep up their ends of bargains. I hate that. It seems like a bet or a dare is only real if they end up the winner. I don't understand, but it happens all the time. Oh I decided I'm not going to pay up.
ice cream in the fridge:S5:
db:smokin:
A dumb mistake I did when I was stoned happened 4years ago when I first started smoking I bought this little red bong it was like a baby bong (just precious!) my buddy and me were smoking in my garage he said something I couldn't remember for the life of me what it was as of today but I laughed so hard I kicked the table the bong was on and the thing flew and shattered (quite the mess) it was horrible to this day never bought another one. :rasta:
DB, Acezx, bummer. I can relate to both.