Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
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Originally Posted by psteve
HAHAHAHA!!!
Ok, you want in depth? Here you go.
Pick up lines are a myth.
There's no such thing as a magic line that will 'make' women sleep with men.
It just doesn't exist.
If she sleeps with you after hearing your 'line', she was going to sleep with you anyway.
That said, there are things that can be said after you have met someone, had a conversation, and you are feeling the mutual attraction, to 'close the deal'.
Here is my best 'line'. I don't need it anymore...
At the end of the night, after a doobie or some drinks, when she says "I have to go home", you say calmly...
"you can sleep with me, if you want to".
This has worked for me more than any other phrase I have ever spoken.
What REALLY works?
#1, as has been said here many times, is confidence. You could be the biggest jerk in town, and if you are confident in being your jerky self, the opposite sex will be attracted to you. Period. I don't care if you are the guy who cleans the bathroom at the gas station. If you accept yourself for who you are, and OWN that bathroom, you will be more successful than the CEO who drives his Porche in to be filled, but isn't confident enough to "put the 'nozzle' in the 'tank', and 'pump it' himself".
#2, Humor. Laughter is an emotional release. Make her laugh and the door is open for further emotional responses.
#3, Respect. If you treat women as objects, you'll end up sleeping with objects.
WARNING!!!
Women who sleep with men because they liked a 'line' the guy used, instead of actual compatibility and attraction, have LOW SELF ESTEEM.
This condition is the emotional equivalent of an STD. Be careful, or you could end up with Crazy-Ex Syndrome, or a Stalker condition.
There are no condoms for your soul!!!
Is that enough 'depth' for you???
nice psteve! :thumbsup:
pick up lines are pathetic and make me roll my eyes, so dont use them unless ur idea is "hey how are you" "or you look beautiful can i have your name?" lol
and confidence is key .. .take grazil for example hes so confident he made me want him through a computer screen! and that says a lot comming from agirl who hates computers :computerlove1: LOL
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
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Originally Posted by 420MissHighTimes420
nice psteve! :thumbsup:
pick up lines are pathetic and make me roll my eyes, so dont use them unless ur idea is "hey how are you" "or you look beautiful can i have your name?" lol
and confidence is key .. .take grazil for example hes so confident he made me want him through a computer screen! and that says a lot comming from agirl who hates computers :computerlove1: LOL
:D :D
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
I would have to say that the BEST pick up line ever used on me was..... "HI, My name is ..... how are you?" that starts a conversation and you dont look like an idiot for saying something cheesy...... :)
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
Psteve, you are a true building block to the wonderful character of this site:thumbsup:
.....still lmao:D
...and 4 all: I KNOW PICKUP LINES SUCK! ...bad title, I'm sorry
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
Quote:
Originally Posted by psteve
HAHAHAHA!!!
Ok, you want in depth? Here you go.
Pick up lines are a myth.
There's no such thing as a magic line that will 'make' women sleep with men.
It just doesn't exist.
If she sleeps with you after hearing your 'line', she was going to sleep with you anyway.
That said, there are things that can be said after you have met someone, had a conversation, and you are feeling the mutual attraction, to 'close the deal'.
Here is my best 'line'. I don't need it anymore...
At the end of the night, after a doobie or some drinks, when she says "I have to go home", you say calmly...
"you can sleep with me, if you want to".
This has worked for me more than any other phrase I have ever spoken.
What REALLY works?
#1, as has been said here many times, is confidence. You could be the biggest jerk in town, and if you are confident in being your jerky self, the opposite sex will be attracted to you. Period. I don't care if you are the guy who cleans the bathroom at the gas station. If you accept yourself for who you are, and OWN that bathroom, you will be more successful than the CEO who drives his Porche in to be filled, but isn't confident enough to "put the 'nozzle' in the 'tank', and 'pump it' himself".
#2, Humor. Laughter is an emotional release. Make her laugh and the door is open for further emotional responses.
#3, Respect. If you treat women as objects, you'll end up sleeping with objects.
WARNING!!!
Women who sleep with men because they liked a 'line' the guy used, instead of actual compatibility and attraction, have LOW SELF ESTEEM.
This condition is the emotional equivalent of an STD. Be careful, or you could end up with Crazy-Ex Syndrome, or a Stalker condition.
There are no condoms for your soul!!!
Is that enough 'depth' for you???
How bout "I just ate 2 and a half pounds of Dinty Moore Beef Stew?"...... ugh.... definitely not a pick up line, but...... soooo.. what I just did.... after drinkin the hell out of a 1gal pitcher of Blue Moon at the bar... damn..... I still think thats amazing that I ate two and a half pounds of beef stew in a matter of minutes.
Like.. 4.
God damn... My tummy feels full..
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
^^mmmmmm i make the best beff stewww! loves it
but blue moon? is it just me or does it taste like liquid celery?
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
^^Hmmm... I dont think liquid celery is the impression I got :p Just tastes like a honey wheat beer brewed Belgian style with orange and coriander :D hehe..
MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... homemade beef stew.... much better than a 2.5lb can of stew lmao....... gotta love a woman that can make a good beef stew!
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
So I talked to my equal last night about this thread. She asked why I didn't mention the line that made her want to know me. I asked what line she was talking about, and it wasn't a line at all...
When we met, it was late at night, in the Melkweg in Amsterdam. I offered to smoke with her, and we hung out and talked through half the show. After the show ended, she gave me her # and said we should get together again the next day.
I was supposed to go to my dad's place in Den Haag the next day, but I called him and rescheduled for the following day, so I could meet her again.
So we met, and she asked about my plans, and I told her what I had told my dad, about why I was going to be a day late...
When I was about ten years old, my dad sat me down, and said... "Son, as you go through life, try not to do anything that you know you will regret".
I reminded him of what he had said, and told him, "If I don't meet her again, I'll regret it for the rest of my life"
She thought it was the best line ever, but it was just the honest truth.
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
this thread is exactly the reason why no girls are going for you man. like i saw earlier, just live and be. it works for me.
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
"Are you sure you don't want that pickle?"
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
"Are you going to finish those fries?"
This one never fails to work on my wife. That is, I usually get her remaining French fries even if I don't get to enjoy her company in other ways.
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
^^ Sex or fried potatoes. I know that's a tough choice for you, honey.
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
BCgirl beat me to it, that is all I use, "Hi, my name is 'FBR,' what's yours?" Works great. Every once in a while if I'm not sure that she is alone I might say "Will your boyfriend mind if I talk to you?" and the answer is usually "No, I don't have a boyfriend," but that can be a lie sometimes when you run into cheaters!
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
To be honest, I've gone through quite a bit of experimentation on this myself. I've found that just trying to strike conversation about something and going with it is a good way to meet people. I've even used a line where I went up to a girl I wanted to talk to and asked her if she went to my same high school, because she looked really familiar. She'll say no, but somehow you can sneak a conversation in there. Good shit.
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
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Originally Posted by jessem98
this thread is exactly the reason why no girls are going for you man. like i saw earlier, just live and be. it works for me.
This is one of the shittiest posts in ANY of my threads.
1.) This thread is my problem? NO.
2.) No girls? Again, not true.
3.) You ALREADY saw what you wanted to say? Why post it again?
4.) Live and be? No thanks, I'm PROACTIVE (not the cream!)
5.) It works for YOU, so it works?.......NO.
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
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Originally Posted by Chronisseur
This is one of the shittiest posts in ANY of my threads.
1.) This thread is my problem? NO.
2.) No girls? Again, not true.
3.) You ALREADY saw what you wanted to say? Why post it again?
4.) Live and be? No thanks, I'm PROACTIVE (not the cream!)
5.) It works for YOU, so it works?.......NO.
i cant say that you dont have any girls, but i can say that you have very few if you are resorting to the internet my friend. Your proactive? thats great dude!
to answer question 3: maybe if you see that other people agree with other peoples posts then that just solidifies the point, showing it works for more then the person who originally brought it up.
next time ill know better and just tell you what you want to hear, god.
oh btw i can send you some more sites that tell you how much of a ladies man you are, you seem to trust them so i gather you know what you are doing...
you proactive ladies man you
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
LMAO:D
Whatever dude! Sorry I came off like such an unappreciative prick, but seriously, look at the context of your post. I'm in a much better mood now as I burned some kill Bill, but that still just sounds really condescending to me. And like I said, "to ME". Was it meant that way? I dont know. Anyways, I've really got no problem with you at all, you're probably a cool cat but that post still sucked and I spoke up. Hope we're over it:D
I also want to make clear that I'm not in need of "girls".
I am very picky, and am moreso trying to find ways to meet classy women.(go head, laugh)Where Im from the girls are abundant, but the ladies are scarce, and I'm not willing to comprimise my desires to avoid loneliness.
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
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Originally Posted by Chronisseur
Where Im from the girls are abundant, but the ladies are scarce, and I'm not willing to comprimise my desires to avoid loneliness.
Life's too short to smoke schwagg!
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
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Originally Posted by psteve
Life's too short to smoke schwagg!
Quote material.. and all who know the hidden meaning will smile upon it :thumbsup:
Any good pickup lines? (or advice)
Quote:
Originally Posted by psteve
Life's too short to smoke schwagg!
AMEN to that!:thumbsup: