Guys I am so depressed right now I need help with something URGENT

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Originally Posted by thcbongman

That's incredible BS. If anything, you admit yourself into ER, and you have access to every possible specialist. Trust me, they performed my orectimy within hours of my arrival. It doesn't take that long to find out.

It's an emergency. Right now I can perceive your urinary functions are a little fucked up. Do you feel hot at times? Are you noticing there's something different about when and how you are peeing? If so, I would go. My parents or friends didn't realize the extent of my pain either. You really have to take the initiative here, get in your car, drive to the hospital and walk in.

Please. For the love of god.

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I just called my parents to my room and showed them your exact post in response to mine. They still wont budge. They are like this guy is scaring you, you probably dont have it. I am so scared dude and I have to go through all tomorrow morning and going to fucking school and stuff dude I cant do this.

At least have your parents call the non-emergency line at the hospital and you describe the symptoms.

This is your life. If you don't have it, that's great! But if you do, it's something that's a matter of urgency. I wouldn't say every second counts, but you have to treat it right away.

The last thing I want to do is scare you. But at the same time it's important you get medical attention.

If your point this out to read to your parents again:

Please take your son to the hospital. I only hope he's doesn't have TC because I sure don't want him to go through the hell I suffered. Please. I know it's hard to trust a word of a total stranger on a cannabis.com board of all places, but if you love your son, you'd get him the help he needs. If what he's describing is true, he's in an immeasurable amount of pain, and his urinary functions are deteriorating. Please. This is his life!

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Originally Posted by thcbongman

At least have your parents call the non-emergency line at the hospital and you describe the symptoms.

This is your life. If you don't have it, that's great! But if you do, it's something that's a matter of urgency. I wouldn't say every second counts, but you have to treat it right away.

The last thing I want to do is scare you. But at the same time it's important you get medical attention.

If your point this out to read to your parents again:

Please take your son to the hospital. I only hope he's doesn't have TC because I sure don't want him to go through the hell I suffered. Please. I know it's hard to trust a word of a total stranger on a cannabis.com board of all places, but if you love your son, you'd get him the help he needs. If what he's describing is true, he's in an immeasurable amount of pain, and his urinary functions are deteriorating. Please. This is his life!

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They are done, dude. They are just going to take me tomorrow.

If you have a little weed, enjoy, smoke some. I want to be optimistic and say you don't have it. Because once you go, if you do have it, you'll be there for a while. So anything you enjoy doing, just enjoy it. You have to start thinking positive and be strong.

You will be in my thoughts. I wish you luck tomorrow.

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Originally Posted by thcbongman

If you have a little weed, enjoy, smoke some. I want to be optimistic and say you don't have it. Because once you go, if you do have it, you'll be there for a while. So anything you enjoy doing, just enjoy it. You have to start thinking positive and be strong.

You will be in my thoughts. I wish you luck tomorrow.

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Thanks for the support. I swear that this is gonna be the first place I post tomorrow once I get back, might even use my phone while at the doctor to post on here what happens. Thanks for all the support guys, im gonna need it.

Just got back from the doctors. Apparently I have an infection of the epydidmus. Its a bacterial infection. I am gonna get some anti biotics and get it fixed in like a week or two hopefully. It fucking sucks it hurts so bad but at least it wasn't cancer. But of course now there is the problem bout how am I gonna be able to blaze again. By the way I am making progress with explaining how marijuana is not bad but my mom just thinks it makes everyone lazy. How can I prove this isn't true? Today shes like I even voted pro medical cannabis because I know it can be used to help people, but it should only be used if the people are dying or something. I'm like it should be used as one of the first things, its safer then pretty much any drug on the market. Of course she is stubborn and doesen't believe this. She said that she talked to some of her friends that used to grow their own and blaze all day before they "became Christians" (which i see as bs, because I am a Christian myself, and my name is Christian even, and I truly believe that God is Pro Cannabis, considering that he created it and it is a plant that has been in use as a medicine for the last 3000 years), and then also my mom said she asked my sister (who is a doctor) and apparently my sister said she gets "pot heads" that come to her all the time and they are just lazy and don't do anything. That makes me so mad thats the reason I cant blaze she thinks thats gonna happen to me and I happen to be an active stoner, I hate the couch lock. Any way I can prove you dont turn into a mindless couch potato by blazing?

Oh thank god!!!

You just have to show them by working hard and smart. Stop trying to convince them, and start showing them the way.

Good to hear that you don't have cancer - I remember when I thought I had skin cancer, that was the most terrifying thing that ever happened to me. (I didn't have it by the way, it was just a pus-filled node or something)

Someone on here (and I forget who, sorry) made the excellent observation that "You aren't lazy because you smoke, you smoke because you're lazy." That's probably not helpful but really, even when I'm sober I don't do much - in fact, I probably am more active when I'm high, just because it feels great to be out and about.

Your sister should also consider that she's getting a small sample of all the stoners out there. Maybe she doesn't realize that a lot of the people who come to her smoke, because it doesn't perceptibly affect them. Maybe she should consider that the stoners with medical problems are the ones who don't take care of themselves and wouldn't even if they weren't smoking. Being a doctor, I'm assuming she's smart enough to think for herself and consider all angles of a subject - maybe she should take a look at the flip side of the coin, just to get a better perspective.

And as far as the "Christians" thing goes, that is indeed BS. I know where she's coming from though. I live in the Bible Belt and there seems to be this idea that smoking and drinking are wrong, but everything else is okay as long as you don't get caught. There's nothing that says marijuana is wrong in the Bible - in fact, some verses seem to advocate it (check the Spirituality section of the forums), and it is in fact a plant that God put on this earth for our use, unlike synthetic drugs. A lot of people "convert" and then get on this high horse about altered states. I've been up on it too. It's a ridiculous place to be.

My perception of this in the Bible is that substance use is fine, but substance abuse is not. To paraphrase a verse from the Bible (I haven't been Christian for a few years now and am not up on this stuff) it is not what goes into the man that matters, but rather what comes out of him. So if drinking turns you into a violent asshole, don't drink, and if smoking makes you an uncontrollably and inappropriately horny dude, don't smoke.

By far the best way to prove that marijuana doesn't turn you into a couch potato is to demonstrate that fact. If you're an active stoner, show your parents that. Get out and do something active, and then when you're done tell your parents you were high the whole time. Either they'll come around or it'll backfire. It's worth a shot, I think. The bottom line is: Don't just tell them, show them.

Good luck and get well soon. :jointsmile:


In other news, I had a chance to talk about the capitalization (is that a word?) of the health care system with a co-worker who is pretty conservative, and I think I made a pretty good case for marijuana - explaining the pros and near-total absence of cons of not only the THC but also the plant in general. It's small, but every step counts towards public awareness.

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Originally Posted by LuckyG

Good to hear that you don't have cancer - I remember when I thought I had skin cancer, that was the most terrifying thing that ever happened to me. (I didn't have it by the way, it was just a pus-filled node or something)

Someone on here (and I forget who, sorry) made the excellent observation that "You aren't lazy because you smoke, you smoke because you're lazy." That's probably not helpful but really, even when I'm sober I don't do much - in fact, I probably am more active when I'm high, just because it feels great to be out and about.

Your sister should also consider that she's getting a small sample of all the stoners out there. Maybe she doesn't realize that a lot of the people who come to her smoke, because it doesn't perceptibly affect them. Maybe she should consider that the stoners with medical problems are the ones who don't take care of themselves and wouldn't even if they weren't smoking. Being a doctor, I'm assuming she's smart enough to think for herself and consider all angles of a subject - maybe she should take a look at the flip side of the coin, just to get a better perspective.

And as far as the "Christians" thing goes, that is indeed BS. I know where she's coming from though. I live in the Bible Belt and there seems to be this idea that smoking and drinking are wrong, but everything else is okay as long as you don't get caught. There's nothing that says marijuana is wrong in the Bible - in fact, some verses seem to advocate it (check the Spirituality section of the forums), and it is in fact a plant that God put on this earth for our use, unlike synthetic drugs. A lot of people "convert" and then get on this high horse about altered states. I've been up on it too. It's a ridiculous place to be.

My perception of this in the Bible is that substance use is fine, but substance abuse is not. To paraphrase a verse from the Bible (I haven't been Christian for a few years now and am not up on this stuff) it is not what goes into the man that matters, but rather what comes out of him. So if drinking turns you into a violent asshole, don't drink, and if smoking makes you an uncontrollably and inappropriately horny dude, don't smoke.

By far the best way to prove that marijuana doesn't turn you into a couch potato is to demonstrate that fact. If you're an active stoner, show your parents that. Get out and do something active, and then when you're done tell your parents you were high the whole time. Either they'll come around or it'll backfire. It's worth a shot, I think. The bottom line is: Don't just tell them, show them.

Good luck and get well soon. :jointsmile:


In other news, I had a chance to talk about the capitalization (is that a word?) of the health care system with a co-worker who is pretty conservative, and I think I made a pretty good case for marijuana - explaining the pros and near-total absence of cons of not only the THC but also the plant in general. It's small, but every step counts towards public awareness.

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No Dude they cant know I smoke by finding out by seeing me do it they will be pissed. They dont know I smoke at all but she says im lazy and shit while I get high on carry on conversations with her and help her with errands and stuff like that when im high, if only she knew that. But I cant tell her this, because then I would be screwed. Its so stupid, I wish she could just understand or accept to try it once and find out.

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Originally Posted by Spikedjester

No Dude they cant know I smoke by finding out by seeing me do it they will be pissed. They dont know I smoke at all but she says im lazy and shit while I get high on carry on conversations with her and help her with errands and stuff like that when im high, if only she knew that. But I cant tell her this, because then I would be screwed. Its so stupid, I wish she could just understand or accept to try it once and find out.

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I'd still say that if you can function normally when you're high, you should tell them, but it's your call. I mean, I obviously don't know your parents as well as you do. :jointsmile: But I really don't see any other option, other than continuing to smoke on the down-low until you can move out. And I would advise against getting her to try smoking, since you'll generally end up feeling whatever you expect to feel, and chances are she'd feel couchlocked - especially if she's a newbie. Everyone reacts differently to marijuana, so it's kind of like playing Russian roulette. Go with your gut feeling on this one.

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Originally Posted by LuckyG

I'd still say that if you can function normally when you're high, you should tell them, but it's your call. I mean, I obviously don't know your parents as well as you do. :jointsmile: But I really don't see any other option, other than continuing to smoke on the down-low until you can move out. And I would advise against getting her to try smoking, since you'll generally end up feeling whatever you expect to feel, and chances are she'd feel couchlocked - especially if she's a newbie. Everyone reacts differently to marijuana, so it's kind of like playing Russian roulette. Go with your gut feeling on this one.

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Fuck dude! Its too hard! =D Oh well I think im just gonna keep it on the down low and keep on showing them articles and medical breakthroughs and stuff when that comes up.

hey man my parents have been testing me since the end of school around may until now. ive been tested twice and ive failed both of them (and the second one i was off of bud for 2 months and smoked once. the test came the day after that one smoke, imagine my luck.) its pretty shitty getting caught man, dont risk it im serious.

id say get a good friend (who doesnt smoke bud) who is willing to pee in a few water bottles for you. put one in your room somewhere and others in the bathrooms in ur house. make sure theyre hidden well man. if its the cheap home tests they are giving u, that should be fine.

if not that way, u can always do the dilution method. go to the drug testing section on this site for the dilution method instructions. just do that everyday if need be. but its kinda a drag having to drink so much water and shit, so that might not be the best way.

dawg i would say just abstain from it for a while, but in ur case, thats easier said than done. good luck man, whatever you decide to do. just make sure u have a plan or multiple plans that are fool proof. DONT GET CAUGHT MAN. i dunnoo about yours, but my parents arent strict or anything. but when i got busted, my home life was such a bitch. my summer hass been such a rollercoaster and its been full of nagging parents and restrictions. thank god im off to college in two weeks, but i expect another test before i go. ya what a great parting gift huh? im not a fuck up (far from it), but my parents treated me like one. blazing would help your situation but u need to make sure ur not caught. hope this helps you or at least reassures you

if ther keepin the kit in the house then look for it n if u find it brek it maybe

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Originally Posted by c33p

if ther keepin the kit in the house then look for it n if u find it brek it maybe

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Oh, yeah, great advice... :wtf:

Okay, so it sucks that your parents feel the need to drug test you.
But you guys are STILL living under their roofs and I'll bet NOT paying any rent... like it or not, you need to respect the people who enable your lifestyle... your best solution is to get a job and move out.
After all, you ARE all 18, right?

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

Oh, yeah, great advice... :wtf:

Okay, so it sucks that your parents feel the need to drug test you.
But you guys are STILL living under their roofs and I'll bet NOT paying any rent... like it or not, you need to respect the people who enable your lifestyle... your best solution is to get a job and move out.
After all, you ARE all 18, right?

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He said in his first post that hes 17, and he has a job but hes trying to afford a truck. I would just recommend getting a cheap POS car to avoid payments and work on saving money for a down payment on an apartment or something. Fuck living with parents, that shit drove me crazy.

Or you could just drop a couple drops of bleach in the cup full of piss lol. Home kits dont test for that like full spectrum analyses do.

Amen StinkyAttic! Probably the best thing to do is bust a hump looking for work and rent an apt., buy your truck, and then you can blaze as much as you want... (Assuming your employer doesn't test you.... mwahahaha) Anyway, just be thankful you don't have cancer, and realize that since you don't have cancer, you basically have the strength you need to work and go to school.

wait till you are clean......and piss a lot and save it/freeze it........that way whenever they want to test u, just get that clean piss, and use that

is that an option for u?

Set your parents down in front of the computer and click the link in my sig. Tell them to read it all. lol - Granny:hippy:

ps- glad it was just epididimitus, but hon, my hubby has re-occurring problems with it. Remember how the early symptoms feel and take ALL the antibiotics they give you- don't stop early!

dude so far you've just said no to all these solutions, and there's no magical solution. what i would do if i were you is go to safeway[or albertsons or whatever] and look at the gift card selection. get an american express gift card, for like 50 bucks, and go online and buy fake piss. just suck it up and keep it on your leg when you're around your parents.

its the shortest method... or you could just drink copious quantities of tea or coffee everyday, and take a b vitamin every day, and that would just dilute your urine enough to where the cannabinoid by-product percentage in your urine is too low to detect, and the b vitamin would make your pee yellow so it doesnt look like you tried diluting your urine.


i've never tried it, but i read it in another post here, and it sounded good to me.


aaaand once my aunt and uncle [i was living with them] drug tested me, and i just peed in the toilet, and scooped it out of the water, and it came out negative, and i was practically high when they did. i think it was those bleach tablets you put in the back part of your toilet, but im not sure. it was probably just a really cheap drug test [my uncle was a cheap one] and probably just didnt detect it, but i would just do the tea and vitamin b method.

Google "Urine Luck". I found it for $29.95 with a 200% money back guarentee. You just pour it in your piss and you should be clean. Its really the only thing i can think of in your situation. o and grats on not having cancer man.

2 words..

QUICK FIX

Alright Johnny come lately's to this thread, I suggested Quick Fix to him a month ago and he shot it down repeatedly. Did ya'll bother reading the whole thread?

Second, I am not a parent but everyone keeps saying that he should prove to them the benfits of MJ. Well, I am going to go out on a limb and he can probably show them all the proof in the world but as long as it is illegal, his parents aren't going to be down with MJ unless they smoke too.

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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule

Alright Johnny come lately's to this thread, I suggested Quick Fix to him a month ago and he shot it down repeatedly. Did ya'll bother reading the whole thread?

Second, I am not a parent but everyone keeps saying that he should prove to them the benfits of MJ. Well, I am going to go out on a limb and he can probably show them all the proof in the world but as long as it is illegal, his parents aren't going to be down with MJ unless they smoke too.

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I read the whole post thank you very much..

I was trying to reemphasize the benefits of quick fix..maybe your selling points werent enough to convince.

but he cant use quickfix because his parents will test him on the spot.

Slipping Urine luck into maybe his shoe would work..just keep it there till u need it.

What does it matter now...his young ass just got banned...

well what i did for my tests was, i got my friend who doesnt smoke to piss in a small plastic bottle and stored it outside of my window burried in a foot of snow.(luckily it was winter) whenever a test came up i got the bottle, heated it by sitting it in hot water in the sink, and used a fish tank thermometer to make sure it was around 96-98 degrees. after each test i'd get my friend to get me a refill. since you probly have no snow outside right now, you can try hiding it way in the back of the freezer.
if you dont go with that, my only other advice is to try dillution
(bassically when they tell you you need to take a test, insist that you simply have no pee in you and to wait a half an hour. then find a way to drink a good 2-3 litres of water.) hopefully that will dillute the thc out of your pee. also, ive heard that the highest concentration of thc can be fround in the beginning and end of your stream, so dont let the first or last drops into the testing cup.
my explanation of dillution was a quick one though, defintily check out the drug testing section and read up more on dilluition, and remember that it is possible to OD on water so dont overdo it lol.