dude so far you've just said no to all these solutions, and there's no magical solution. what i would do if i were you is go to safeway[or albertsons or whatever] and look at the gift card selection. get an american express gift card, for like 50 bucks, and go online and buy fake piss. just suck it up and keep it on your leg when you're around your parents.

its the shortest method... or you could just drink copious quantities of tea or coffee everyday, and take a b vitamin every day, and that would just dilute your urine enough to where the cannabinoid by-product percentage in your urine is too low to detect, and the b vitamin would make your pee yellow so it doesnt look like you tried diluting your urine.


i've never tried it, but i read it in another post here, and it sounded good to me.


aaaand once my aunt and uncle [i was living with them] drug tested me, and i just peed in the toilet, and scooped it out of the water, and it came out negative, and i was practically high when they did. i think it was those bleach tablets you put in the back part of your toilet, but im not sure. it was probably just a really cheap drug test [my uncle was a cheap one] and probably just didnt detect it, but i would just do the tea and vitamin b method.