If you died and came back as an animal what would it be and why

I would like to be reincarnationed as a lebassione.

I'm so unlucky i'll come back as myself, and the only way i'll get smarter is if i come back as a turnip.

As for animal, i'd be duck, or swan. If i was a duck i'd be small and fast, and i'd get to live on the river and im happiest on the rivers. If i was a swan i'd be big and scary, big wing span, and i could let little kids feed me and flap my wings and break their arms. I could break and adults arm too actually. Again, theres many swans in Norfolk, so i'd be on the same bit of river. Who knows, maybe i'll come back as a swan with the head of a duck, with the face of me and a turnip for a brain.

Swans are serious, they'll mess you up. Plus they're protected by the Queen =] I think anyway..

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

Swans are serious, they'll mess you up. Plus they're protected by the Queen =] I think anyway..

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Oh yeah. If someone picks on me i'll get the queen to use the army, and we'll fuck them up. Once their shot i'll break their arm just for fun. And then i'll swan shit in their face. Ha. I'm a swan, sue me:thumbsup:

Wow, that's a genius plan. I might just come back as a swan now to do that. Sounds like a good day out to me. haha.

If i were a dinosaur i'd be a Teradactyl (sp..)

i'd be a liger....

in all actuality, id be a dog. man's best friend.

a cat because they get waited on hand and foot.

Or an eagle beacause they are kings of the skies.

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Originally Posted by LIP

Oh yeah. If someone picks on me i'll get the queen to use the army, and we'll fuck them up. Once their shot i'll break their arm just for fun. And then i'll swan shit in their face. Ha. I'm a swan, sue me:thumbsup:

Wow, that's a genius plan. I might just come back as a swan now to do that. Sounds like a good day out to me. haha.

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"nobody evvverrr suspects the butterfly! hehehe!"

a little simpsons moment for you all

How bout a wooly mammoth :stoned:

An alligator - nothing messes with alligators

Lol only because steve owen isnt around! :(

An octopus, because they can kick eight asses, and they're my favorite animals..

Black Panther!! because me and my family was at this zoo and it was just on top of this tree FUCKING HOSTILE! was awesome.

koala bear.. stay high all day on eucalyptus leaves, just eating and sleeping

blue poison frog for sure

Very good thread.

Well if I came back as an animal I'd definitely not want to be at the bottom of the food chain. I also wouldn't want to be something with a very short life span. I also wouldn't want to be hunted, killed, or eaten by humans. I'd rather live in nature then spend my life on a shelf in a grocery store. So after putting some thought into this I figured the Bald Eagle would definitely be a very wise choice. You have the ability to fly for one. I can't think of any predators that hunt the bald eagle. If I stayed in the American region I wouldn't be hunted. So I could pretty much soar and be "high" all the time. :jointsmile:

I would come back as a huge all black Timberwolf. Wolves are my favorite animal by far, and Im thinking about going back up to Alaska or Canada so that I can find a pack and live with them.

After that I would come back as a Wolverine and find the biggest, baddest animals and fuck em up without breaking a sweat.

id probably be a monkey or a panda, probably panda, and be in an environment were weed would grow natually, then id steal it and smoke it cus id still have all my weed knowledge and enough fingers to get high somehow

a whale

the species that lives around 200 years


mmmmm plankton!

like flying, but underwater

a hairy, hot slut's genital hair crab.

why?

lotsa big sexy stuff to lounge with

A blue heron- steady diet of fish, social, look like dinosaurs, hang out near the water, protected from hunting, not many natural enemies, spend winters where it's warm and summers in New England... could be worse.

Peregrine Falcon

Why?

A few reasons:

The Peregrine Falcon is the fastest animal on the planet in its hunting dive, the stoop, in which it soars to a great height, then dives steeply at speeds of over 200 mph (322 km/h) into either wing of its prey, so as not to harm itself on impact.

It's an endagered species currently in restoration. Screw with it and you are in BIG trouble.

It's a small beautiful mysterious bird that's extremely fast and VERY smart.

there's a mated pair of peregrines at UMass- they have been nesting on the library for years- they are beautiful and their cries are so eerie, echoing off the tall buildings.
but you would have to eat pigeons... eww

:pimp:...We watch american kestels (used the be called sparrow hawks) nail pigeons about once a week at work...helps pass the time....:pimp:...

My choices would be either dolphin, kangaroo, or platypus. The platypus is an odd and cute little creature, a hybrid of land and sea. The kangaroo kicks ass at kicking ass. Dolphins are smarter than humansâ??they rule the world!

well cc
if i had a choice
id rather take my chance's with what the truely unkown has 2 offer
id really like 2 think i'll go 2 Heaven
but if i had 2 come back
id b an eagle
so i could soar high above all the bullshit goin on here on this broke donw planet

Id be a fucking snake man, u know i gotta have the venom coz that shit is gonna look like bad ass and nobodys gonna mess wit ur 1inch fang, when sum1 aproach me im gonna be like 'pssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh' with my fang spitting out venoms:asskick:

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A sly fox.