Thats awesome man, me too (obviously lol)Quote:
Originally Posted by Straight Illin
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Thats awesome man, me too (obviously lol)Quote:
Originally Posted by Straight Illin
Fuck yeah to all the DC teams!
I'm next to the city, in Arlington. Ironically between you both.
Well then fuck... were gonna have to have a DC area smokeout now arent we??
Oh yea, were gonna cause mayhem. I could see it in the headlines:
"Stoner gathering shuts down DC with unidentifiable cloud of smoke"
Maybe it's just that I'm stoned, but for some reason, this is the fucking most hysterically entertaining thread that I've read all day! :) :jointsmile:
Maybe it's because Straight Illin' said he was "nuts for everything skins".
you could use this to your advantages and the chicks will have a compition to turn you straight. Maybe that only happens in highschool though...
No, it happens in middle school too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iplaybass182
ok.... i'm drunk now.... not stoned (give me a few more minutes... ;) ... and this thread is still hysterical. :) I wouldn't worry about it. I love gay men because the friends I have that are gay are super sexy and fun to hang out with. Take it as a compliment... and just laugh it off. Be confident in who you are..... you'll make a girls' day when she thinks your gay because you are fun to hang out with and such... and then she finds out that you are totally NOT into men.... :) Just enjoy life..... :):thumbsup:
make a film and show all your co workers
refrain from having sex with men in their presence and they should eventually realize your not gay...
now back to the real problem! who hear IS gay?
yay for me-men taste good!
Don't worry about it.
Metro-sexual is more of a compliment than a label i've always thought.
I think alot of men find themselves in this situation if they are like me or you (a bit shy at first, don't approach every woman you see etc..), that's just the way it is i think.
lmao... fuckin thread theif!!Quote:
Originally Posted by cheeto
i remember once being asked if i was gay by a girl because she said i reminded her of her dad, so i said whys that, is your dad gay?, and she said no. !?!?!? weird. any of u girls out there understand that??
anyway i used to be shy about aproaching girls but got over it, and now i have a great gf,
just proove em wrong bro.
Why didn't you hit on her? It's natural for older men to question their sexuality but just look at the reality of it bong man. Where are the women in your life?Quote:
Originally Posted by thcbongman
Gosh, there's a smack of reality. I don't even have females as friends. No wonder everyone thinks I'm gay.
Well we all know its due to your shyness and lack of confidence, and not sexual preference. Take some martial arts! Gain some confidence! Dont you live near me?? Shit we can even go to a couple bars and shit.. youd be surprised how much confidence you can gain just by hanging out with somebody with unconditional confidence. I have faith in you man.
See, that's the thing. I'm confident in everything else in life. At work, at school, I already obsessively work-out, bike, play tennis, ball etc. It's just when it comes to girls and socializing in general, I'm a complete retard!
But you make a good point. I don't exactly hang out with people that are uber confident. Well, let's hit some bars!
Im down man, no bullshit. I dont know how to do Private Messages to give you my cell phone number, but you better hurry.. Ive just found out Im probably moving to Ohio in a couple weeks! Thats enough time to hit some bars and build up the rest of your confidence though!Quote:
Originally Posted by thcbongman
Damn, I tried to rep you to give my number, but I must spread some around apparently!
Lol did it say you had given me too much rep or something?? lol thats funny :p
lol!
It means I'm not givin' people enough rep love!
hahahahahahah I just tried the same thing and it told me what it told you :p
Damn, were back to square one haha.
lol I just signed onto AIMexpress and tried to send you an IM :p
awww
you dont have to prove anything, just dont let it bother you.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha not like that, hahahahahahahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by BUZz UK
You could have told her if you have to date a pig like her you might consider going gay. I hate it when every woman thinks you need to be in her face asking for a date so they can reject you then joke about it with friends. What do I know?
Loco
Perhaps it is your lack of indulgence to today's standards of dating that leaves you lonely at night? You have to take risks. It isn't so much how you esteem yourself but how you treat a woman you're interested in. Take a chance, bongman. Call up a female friend of yours, preferably one who has not seen THCBongman for the sexual-deviant he really is, and spend some time with her. Things don't necessarily have to go according to plan, and all probabilities considered, they probably wont. But it is when that time comes, when silence and insecurity plagues you that you will shine. Will he foil under the pressure, panic at having nothing to say? Or will he remain poised and assured of himself? I fucking hate that game. The best part about it though...you get the chance to build something beautiful, something like birdgirl has. And she would probably do it all over again if she could because she is in love.Quote:
Originally Posted by thcbongman
Any girl that says that is probably a slut if they EXPECT you to hit on them. I have met some girls that think they are the shit..when in fact...they are shit. Don't let their infidelity get you down.Quote:
Originally Posted by thcbongman
I am kind of in the same boat as you too. I come across as being gay at times. I have to dress up for work but I usually wear khakis and a metal t-shirt like a Metallica or Slayer one....so I cant really understand why they think I am gay. I agree I do have a feminine side, but that is required of my beliefs...to have the male/female energies in balance.
Sorry, but not every guy likes to service sluts. lol. If that makes them gay, than so be it. Sometimes women with all their bitchiness makes me want to be gay. lol.
They think just because they're right most of the time it grants them the freedom to bitch all the time. Please!--Bitch all you want. That's not how you get something out of me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anubis10012007
And here's another image to go with those above me. But if I have failed to realize something, then I would hope you could explain to me in a calm, sensible manner why it is you feel I should realize whatever it is I have overlooked. You see, ladies. I'm tamed.
Who cares, honestly. I get that from the alpha male co-workers sometimes. Fuck 'em. Just have another toke and think about enjoyable stuff.
now rubber cop dude IS hot. well maybe he isnt but where did you get that bag??
One thing about girls thinking your gay and a great friend and all that, when they find out you're not, they are not interested in romance (99% of the time that I have seen). Once they see that you can be a friend they come under the belief that you will always be there for them, and they will never have to put out for you. In other words, they find out you're not gay, and they think you are asexual.
Dude! This chick was begging you to talk to her! Even though you heard her say it, and still didn't talk to her, you gave her the right to think that!
I'm not trying to diss you, but she surely was trying to get your opinion.
I have to opposite problem, I get hit on all the time by chicks. I am gay however. I have no clue. However to comment on what GarziLovesMary said previously........."Gay men are the same as straight men in that respect, the only difference being, they actually have romantic feelings of love attached as well." That isn't always the case. Alot of my friends are guys, mostly straight. Just because you are gay doesn't mean that you have romantic feelings for all guys lol. As for hitting on guys that are not gay that is a matter of respect. I would never cross that line with anyone.
Toss that Chanel Number 5 and get some Old Spice...
Well, I wasnt trying to imply that gay men are romantically or sexually attracted to all other men, but that the nature of friendship is still the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by green leaf
just walk around and start punching people out lol, JUST KIDDING