Im hungry but theres a coon outside

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Originally Posted by TokinSurfer

in australia a koon is an aborigional

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lol ...ur a funny fck Tokin surfer only an Aussie could com up with that shit....lol

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Originally Posted by xcrispi

Shoot the bastard again or teach John to do it right the fist time , lol .
Then gut , skin , and eat that coon.

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Ah man.. these posts look proper fucked up to me..

see in england we don't have raccoons so the word coon means something else altogether: Urban Dictionary: coon

lol check the first definition :smokin:

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

haha My name reb doesnt mean rebel at all.

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ooh.. so what puts the reb in the almighty rebgirl?



peace all :rastasmoke:

^^ Yeah coon means raccoon here in the boonies in Pennsylvania. But reb was the nickname of one of the columbine shooters that I used to be obsessed with.

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

But reb was the nickname of one of the columbine shooters that I used to be obsessed with.

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ah fair enough..

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

But yeah, I dont wanna hurt the poor thing! It was cute until it got rabies....

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Oh man.. that reminds me of 28 days later.. where kids end up catching the 'virus' and the survivors feel real bad about killin them

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

Yeah we have another fridge outside that has leftovers and pop in. And I would go and get some pizza and some gatorade BUT....there is a rabid raccoon outside with rabies that John shot but didn't kill....and I dont wanna get attacked. WTF should I do haha. I'm a bit high and I cant run fast...but I havent eaten anything all damn day. :mad:

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You would run fast if a rabid coon is at your heels.

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Originally Posted by Jah420

ah fair enough..




Oh man.. that reminds me of 28 days later.. where kids end up catching the 'virus' and the survivors feel real bad about killin them

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hey I made posts about zombies before about that. I wouldnt feel bad putting a bullet through a persons head but animals are different.....their fuzzy and cute..and I named this one Mrs.Squiggles...I love her...:(

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

I wouldnt feel bad putting a bullet through a persons head but animals are different.....their fuzzy and cute..and I named this one Mrs.Squiggles...I love her...:(

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Lmfao.. did you name her and fall in love with her before or after she contracted the horrific life-threatening disease? :jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

hey I made posts about zombies before about that. I wouldnt feel bad putting a bullet through a persons head but animals are different.....their fuzzy and cute..and I named this one Mrs.Squiggles...I love her...:(

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No raccoon comes between me and pizza. Not even sick fuzz-lips.

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Originally Posted by Jah420

Lmfao.. did you name her and fall in love with her before or after she contracted the horrific life-threatening disease? :jointsmile:

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Before...when she had babies. See it was MR. Squiggles..then she had babies and then it was MRS. Squiggles....I named her babies too. Snookie and Boo Boo.

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

Before...when she had babies. See it was MR. Squiggles..then she had babies and then it was MRS. Squiggles....I named her babies too. Snookie and Boo Boo.

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Oh damn.. well that changes the whole situation.. I didn't realise you knew the raccoons.. either way.. awesome names :dance:

haha yeah I wanted to pet them but I wanted to kepp my fingers. But damn were they fuzzy! With big ol' eyes!

Oh crap I just realised.. Snookie and Boo Boo don't have a mom anymore :(

maybe you could take them in and raise them to be stoner raccoons.. and teach them how to blaze up a bowl :cool:

then they'll see rabies the same way we see h*roin.. they'll be like "nah aint touchin none of that shit bro"

hahaha I have no clue if they would have it too though...or id go for it. Id call the police but I dont want them to kill them....Id be sad...

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

Id call the police but I dont want them to kill them....Id be sad...

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Lol also cuz mrs squiggles would see the oppurtunity and grass your stash up to the pigs as revenge for being shot

Yeah she's waiting for vengence! Im sure of it! Right now she's probably lurking underneath the shed...waiting for me to come outside for a water......and then she'll pounce!

haha.. I was looking for a picture.. instead I found a lawsuit :S2:


WCBS NEWSRADIO 880 - Suspected Rabid Raccoon Prompts Lawsuit


"Darren Ball broke up the fight by throwing his paintbrush at the raccoon"

best article quote ever :smokin:

hahahahahahaha like thats the first thing you think of in a situation like THAT..."If I throw my brush it'll run away!"

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

hahahahahahaha like thats the first thing you think of in a situation like THAT..."If I throw my brush it'll run away!"

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Lmfao..
yeah it's just a beautiful quote to take out of context..


"Darren Ball broke up the fight by throwing his paintbrush at the raccoon"

Damn I can't stop smiling bout that :clap:

hahah QUOTE OF THE DAY

did you know that Hawaii is the only state without rabies? I saw it on the history channel

Hey, Reb. Rabies IS a big deal. And it's extremely fatal for humans unless they're vaccinated quickly after exposure. If you think you have a rabid coon out there, your state health authorities probably need to know that so they can check the body and test for other rabid animals in the area and warn pet owners. If the wounded coon has babies, chances are good they have it, too. And if you do find the coon after it has died, it's still dangerous then, too.

Rabies - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Yes that's true Napolitana....there isn't any in Hawaii and they have very strict rules about bringing animals in and out to try and keep it that way. I have an e-friend who lives in the Canary Islands (Tenerife) and says her island is the same way.

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Originally Posted by xcrispi

Shoot the bastard again or teach John to do it right the fist time , lol .
Then gut , skin , and eat that coon . 2 for 1 , win / win - nomore more coon and nomore munchies . :gunfighter2: :eat:
Peace
Crispi :jointsmile:

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lmao, no more munchies :thumbsup:

LMAO somebody saying that it sounded like a KKK meeting.

I thought she was talking about aboriginals when she said that. :stoned:

Well is it dead yet???

Take your bong with you, rabid animals don't like water.

loooool i looked at this thread the same way as jah420! coon is used in england as a derogitry(sp?) term for black people.

anyway reb, cant you order a pizza or something?

:) lol it would be so funny to be there watcing you getting all stoned n scared of MRS. Squiggles :bonghit:

just kill it. or use fire to scare it away.

football punt that mothafucka

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Originally Posted by lil josh

loooool i looked at this thread the same way as jah420! coon is used in england as a derogitry(sp?) term for black people.

anyway reb, cant you order a pizza or something?

:) lol it would be so funny to be there watcing you getting all stoned n scared of MRS. Squiggles :bonghit:

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its more then just in england... if you here one of the old guys here in darrington say there going coon huntin... it means a black person just moved into town(we have like 5 african americans in our town... with like 10 that stay here durning the summer for wild fire fighting) and it means they are going to go do some stupid ass KKK shit....

I thought that too at first! Apprently the term coon comes from raccoon, I googled it, here.

The Coon Caricature

when i first saw this i though the same as jah 420 lol.

i was also thinking of that one scene from the book "To Kill a Mockingbird" where the rabid dog is coming down the street.

as for your raccoon, just kill it or call animal control or something.

IDK if the ASPCA would even know what to do... I saw a show on animal planet were there was a coon in a yard in the daytime and the 2 ASPCA cops did not even know that racoons are nocturnal...

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

Ohh I dont wanna hurt him But I did just put the light on. Hopefully he'll run away if he's there

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if hes already been shot it might be best to end his sorry life

Mrs.Squiggles is dead....the bullet wound killed her...:( But John called the animal control and they came and took it away...

I dunno why exactly, I was just obsessed with him.

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

I dunno why exactly, I was just obsessed with him.

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i think i just figured out y... ur very interesting rebgrl lol

haha Thanks hun

:( dont know why you'd be obsessed with such a person but im sure youve got your reasons.

I do and i would drag it all out ya know but id be kicked off of here in a sec. and I like it here too much haha