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05-21-2007, 05:07 AM #1OPSenior Member
Im hungry but theres a coon outside
Yeah we have another fridge outside that has leftovers and pop in. And I would go and get some pizza and some gatorade BUT....there is a rabid raccoon outside with rabies that John shot but didn't kill....and I dont wanna get attacked. WTF should I do haha. I'm a bit high and I cant run fast...but I havent eaten anything all damn day.
rebgirl420 Reviewed by rebgirl420 on . Im hungry but theres a coon outside Yeah we have another fridge outside that has leftovers and pop in. And I would go and get some pizza and some gatorade BUT....there is a rabid raccoon outside with rabies that John shot but didn't kill....and I dont wanna get attacked. WTF should I do haha. I'm a bit high and I cant run fast...but I havent eaten anything all damn day. :mad: Rating: 5
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05-21-2007, 05:09 AM #2Senior Member
Im hungry but theres a coon outside
Oh, he's harmless. Go play fetch!
It's like you're the rabbit from Trix, there's an obstacle to overcome before you're rewarded. :thumbsup:
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05-21-2007, 05:12 AM #3Senior Member
Im hungry but theres a coon outside
who shoots a coon and doesnt kill it? lol was he shootin it with a bb gun?
heres what u do. put on some camo and paint ur face camo. strap on two 12 guages, a couple 45's and a shitload of ammo. if the little fucker comes at u unload everything u got on him... atleast thats what id do
lol
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05-21-2007, 05:14 AM #4Senior Member
Im hungry but theres a coon outside
Time for some Base ball practice...U got a bat?...lol
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05-21-2007, 05:17 AM #5Senior Member
Im hungry but theres a coon outside
i would just load up the shot gun and sit on the porch until it comes... and shoot it... sorry but im from a hick town and i do that alot...
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05-21-2007, 05:17 AM #6Senior Member
Im hungry but theres a coon outside
walk to your fridge and get some food, If the little rodent makes a run at you blow the little buggers fucking brains out with the shooty gun..lol
sorry if i'm getting too graphic
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05-21-2007, 05:21 AM #7OPSenior Member
Im hungry but theres a coon outside
Ohh I dont wanna hurt him But I did just put the light on. Hopefully he'll run away if he's there
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05-21-2007, 05:22 AM #8Senior Member
Im hungry but theres a coon outside
Wait,,, I'll be right over,,,I will protect you from all things that go bump in the night......
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05-21-2007, 05:23 AM #9OPSenior Member
Im hungry but theres a coon outside
hahaha Im seriously close from getting the gun haha
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05-21-2007, 05:25 AM #10Senior Member
Im hungry but theres a coon outside
when coons used to get on the back porch, mama just swept em off with a broomstick
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