I think I've been violated

Why are dogs so horny? They lick their balls and such all the time but you would never see a cat do that.

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Originally Posted by 4gan2ja0

dont worry, after he gets his balls snipped off you wont have that problem
peace:jointsmile:

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When you put it like that i kinda feel sorry for it :(

But if i was u i'd just kick that dog everytime it came near me

I have two male cats. They do personal cleaning that looks somewhat horny, too, Next Line. Fortunately, they're usually a little more discreet about it than dogs. Unless we have company over, of course, in which case they flop down on the living room floor and do their detailed private-cleaning in front of the crowd. We can't win for losing with those guys.

Argh! My cats do that too! I pick them up and put them in another room.

lol. that sucks

My cat has his...um..boys snipped off so he just walks around all day and bitches...

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Originally Posted by Kon.Artist.

By a dog

OK, so I was over at a friends house and his mom is getting pissed because the screen in her glass pipe is gone, so shes trying to roll a joint while yelling at the dog to stop barking at me. Then it kept trying to jump on me and finally it brings its 2 front legs together on my arm like its hugging it and makes like humping motions with its hips. Finally I realize its trying to mount my arm.

Luckily I pulled my arm away before this overly hormonal dog could start trying to fuck my hand. I am afraid to go near this dog now :(

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maybe he knows a human hand means pleasure to his dick? o.0

i'd definately think twice before shaking hands with anyone in the house...

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Originally Posted by Kon.Artist.

By a dog

OK, so I was over at a friends house and his mom is getting pissed because the screen in her glass pipe is gone, so shes trying to roll a joint while yelling at the dog to stop barking at me. Then it kept trying to jump on me and finally it brings its 2 front legs together on my arm like its hugging it and makes like humping motions with its hips. Finally I realize its trying to mount my arm.

Luckily I pulled my arm away before this overly hormonal dog could start trying to fuck my hand. I am afraid to go near this dog now :(

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Well you should at least buy him some dinner before you give the doggie a bone.
lol

my dog tries to do that when he has to poop real bad

My leg was once violated by a dog too, a very jumpy, hyper dog. I was just in the doorway and he mounts my leg. Without thinking right (I may have been drunk) I just per the old boy. I look down and I see a bright pink doggy weiner pointing out and ready for action.

To say the least, I kicked that horny dog off of me and shut the door. I tried to file attempted rape, but the dog pleaded inncocent. ;)