I think I've been violated

[Kon.Artist.]

By a dog

OK, so I was over at a friends house and his mom is getting pissed because the screen in her glass pipe is gone, so shes trying to roll a joint while yelling at the dog to stop barking at me. Then it kept trying to jump on me and finally it brings its 2 front legs together on my arm like its hugging it and makes like humping motions with its hips. Finally I realize its trying to mount my arm.

Luckily I pulled my arm away before this overly hormonal dog could start trying to fuck my hand. I am afraid to go near this dog now

Kon.Artist. Reviewed by Kon.Artist. on 03-02-2007. I think I've been violated By a dog OK, so I was over at a friends house and his mom is getting pissed because the screen in her glass pipe is gone, so shes trying to roll a joint while yelling at the dog to stop barking at me. Then it kept trying to jump on me and finally it brings its 2 front legs together on my arm like its hugging it and makes like humping motions with its hips. Finally I realize its trying to mount my arm. Luckily I pulled my arm away before this overly hormonal dog could start trying to fuck Rating: 5

[4gan2ja0]

dont worry, after he gets his balls snipped off you wont have that problem
peace:jointsmile:

[Samwhore]

doggystyle anyone?

[dusto2k3]

It was showing its dominance over you

[Skink]

The Rolling Stones,,,Sticky Fingers...

[N3D FLANDERS]

.....WOW
what do i say to that?

[Genuine17]

you should have pushed it on the ground and mounted HIM, that would have definitely showed him what the fucks up.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I'da kicked the shit outta that dog. Dusto's right...it was showing dominance. I woulda kicked it, then I woulda pissed on it.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

you should have pushed it on the ground and mounted HIM, that would have definitely showed him what the fucks up.

:S2: :S2: Right on.

[birdgirl73]

Hasn't anyone ever recommended you get spayed so you don't come into estrus and attract male dogs in that fashion? See your vet at once, Kon Artist. Another close encounter like that, and you could end up with a litter of puppies!