Make a wish thread

you get your money tree, but i fucking steal it.

i wish didnt have school tomarrow.

You get your horse but when you look in the mirror your realize you are the horse!
haha this is fun
i wish i was jesus

you people would make horrible santa's...

u get to be jesus, but guees what happen to jesus?...

i wish i could have sex with jessica alba :D

you find out jessica alba has a monster pussy and it swallows you alive.

I wish i had a huge marijuana garden in my room.

you get to have sex with jessica alba but you get so nervous you can't get it up lol

I wish I could win the lottery

u win the lottery but lose the ticket

i wish i had an erection 24 hours a day :D

You get the errection for 24 hrs but at 24 hrs and 1 second your dick falls off
I wish i had a job

hahahaha "guess what happens to jesus" You get a job..but your forced to work!!! horrible thoughts.
i wish that i had a van made of mari j

Dro: Your "job" is to scoop out the anus of old people who are too constipated.
Ducky: Your van is yours, but as you're taking it apart everything is covered in oil and gasoline. It lights up in a spark.

I wish I had a ferret.