rap i wrote

heres a rap that i DID write, sometime ago, just found it in a file labeled "grade A rhyme time" on my notepad
smokin weed
its all i need
i gotta feed
this hunger for the indo
that i grow
you all know,
ill fuck any ho
with my big toe
but i dont get diseased tho
shoot a po-po
when he try an steal the indo
that i grow
all day
everyday
lightin up a J
i go all the way
blaze an play
pass out aroun noon
while watchin loony toons
i blow the smoke ina balloon
suck it back in at school
an the teachers be like"can i get a hit of that?"
"naw! bitch! get your own sack"
i sell crack laced coca cola
and listen to the A1 yola
people call mine crack-a mola
get home and spark up a bowla
you might be a hater
but this is the end of my rhyme
so see yall later

heres some more

ima killa
for tha skrilla
guerrila warfare
i might nut in yo hair
slam yo skull in the wall
lock yo soul in a doll
i got mad skills
go for mad kills
but im not about dolla bills
now im in a courtroom
straight trippin from tha mushroom
judgey wudgey piggy pie
stick yo gut
kick yo eye
i dont die
ima wicked clown like that
flap my wings in tha d-town sky
like a vampire bat
stabbin fred
til he dead
blood drippin out from the cranium wound
and i like loony toons
im tryna say anything that rhymes
i do this on tha street fo nickels an dimes
cause this freaks wit yo head
and without you freaks would lick lead

ima rhyme
in my prime time
with a technine
steady doin crime
like a keylime
dont got a dime
what the fuck is thyme?
ima west coast ghost
sunday pig roast
this floats like boats
i can dance for thrice
spit fire an ice
ancient chinese secret makin wine from rice
cause im cool like obie trice

hey sweetie do all your av's involve humping?

a good deal of them do, do you want meh to change it? does it "offend" you? lol

ive nothing against humping

:thumbsup: humping is great exercise :thumbsup: plus i like the display of macabreity of skeletons doing it doggystyle

"She'll be loose as a goose when I finish my duty
And when it's all said and done I'll fuck her in the booty"

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaah
*breath*
hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

twas good mate ....but yeah weve all done those little stoner raps heheheheheh i do mine at work.

here i am getting my cashflow,
earn it all then spend it on blow,
we roll up 1 we roll 2 for the show,
and i banged your mum cos shes a ho,
come ave a smoke get high bro,
puff puff pass before we go,



blah blah blah

thanks for the replies ppl..

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Originally Posted by Lethal G

Granted, there are some good sexual rap songs, but many of the appealing ones incorporate the use of creative components that capture people's attention.

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We fucked on the bed, fucked on the floor, fucked so long, I grew a fucking AFRO!

:rasta:

That was a terrible "rap", awful. You should be banished from writing your "creative" thoughts on paper ever again.