lol they just passed a bill where teachers can strip search students LoL we got no rights, i think i'll go cry in the corner, because there's nothing that i can do alone :(Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
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lol they just passed a bill where teachers can strip search students LoL we got no rights, i think i'll go cry in the corner, because there's nothing that i can do alone :(Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
that would be awesome if female cops could search my groin :thumbsup:
If they search your groin, and it's a male cop, and you're male, giggle shyly and blush and give them a look that says you're really enjoying it. Pop a boner if you can, but that's probably asking too much. My brother-in-law was carrying a bag under his nuts and got searched and that's what he did (minus the boner), and the cop backed right off. I mean, he wouldn't want his partner to think anything was 'odd' with him, ya know. Most cops are on machismo overload, can't handle even the *thought* of anything not purely hetero.
Another time, my brother-in-law was carrying a bottle of Jack into a concert venue, hidden in his crotch area, and the venue worker guy started feeling his legs starting at the bottom and frisking upwards, and my brother-in-law tried a similar but more aggressive tactic and told the venue worker dude, "You gonna feel my balls too!?" That worked too, but obviously you wouldn't try that one with a cop.
If they can tell you're high, it doesn't give them enough evidence. Just say you have allergies. DENY DENY DENY. They can't search you unless they see evidence of weed.Quote:
Originally Posted by guerillagrowerz