Joke Time!

so Wesley Pipes and Oneironaut decide to move out west and become ranch hands.
one evening they were making thier last rounds, checking on the fenches to make sure everything is nice and secure. they come across a sheep with its head stuck between fence posts. Wesley Pipes see the sheep and thinks to himself 'damn, its real lonely out here..i havent gotten a good lay in at least a year. that sheep looks real temtping right about now'. so he unzips his pants and starts going at the poor sheep. well, he's having a great time and when he finishes, he turns to Oneironaut and says 'hey man, this is real good, you should have a turn'. so Oneironaut unzips his pants and sticks his head betweent he fence posts.

a guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but a few layers of saran wrap. he says to the doctor 'doc, whats wrong with me?' and the doctor says 'well, clearly i can see your nuts'

what does a pirate with a wheel attached to his balls say? ''yarrrrr....its drives me nuts''

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Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin

so Wesley Pipes and Oneironaut decide to move out west and become ranch hands.
one evening they were making thier last rounds, checking on the fenches to make sure everything is nice and secure. they come across a sheep with its head stuck between fence posts. Wesley Pipes see the sheep and thinks to himself 'damn, its real lonely out here..i havent gotten a good lay in at least a year. that sheep looks real temtping right about now'. so he unzips his pants and starts going at the poor sheep. well, he's having a great time and when he finishes, he turns to Oneironaut and says 'hey man, this is real good, you should have a turn'. so Oneironaut unzips his pants and sticks his head betweent he fence posts.

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Holy shit, who told you that? Wesley you bastard, I thought that was supposed to just be our little secret!

What's the deal with airline peanuts?

The packaging is generally poorly designed and cheaply made, as a method of cutting distribution costs. After all, most passengers wouldn't want a "Peanut Fee" attached to their already costly ticket prices in order to cover the expenses of higher quality wrappers. What are you complaining about, anyway? It's free food, and it's a nice snack. If you're really that bent on not enjoying the peanuts the airline so graciously provided you with, just save them and give them to the next homeless person you see. People these days are really selfish.

lmao... nice :thumbsup:

little johnny runs into the farmhouse where his mum and grandma are shelling peas. he yells 'mum! the bull's fucking the cow!'
grandma gasps and clutches her chest in horror. mum drags johnny outside by the scruff of thr neck and says, 'now listen here johnny, you can't go around saying rude words like that! you have to think up another word instead. how about the bull is 'surprising' the cow?' so little johnny is a bit confused, but he shrugs and runs off to play again.
five minutes later he runs back in again and shouts, 'mum! the bull is 'surprising' all of the cows now!' mum sighs and says to johnny, 'no, johnny. he can't be 'surprising' all the cows at once!'
'yes he is!' yells johnny 'he's 'surprising all the cows.... he's fucking the horse!'

why do men have a hole in the end of their penis?




to get air to the brain

whats the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?



you can negotiate with a terrorist

worried about his failing eyesight, a man goes to see an optician who oders him to stop masterbating.
'why? am i going blind?' he asks worriedly.'
'no, your eyesight is fine, but it upsets the other patients in the waiting room.'

How do you get a one arm stoner out of a tree?







WAVE!

Or throw him a joint... ;)