Craziest looking person you have ever had a sexual encounter with

When I was really little, at my Mother's work (a preschool), I had befriended a girl with a mechanical hand. About twelve years later, I hooked up with her little sister, while her sister was going out with this friend of mine. That counts.

I did community service in a Geriatric Sanitorium...

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Skink

I did community service in a Geriatric Sanitorium...

---

sick dude...

i got a blowjob in disneyland by a chick that worked there dressed up as that princess from aladdin

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by james420

i got a blowjob in disneyland by a chick that worked there dressed up as that princess from aladdin

---

priness jasmine??aha

i have a thing for punk rockers. and generally then can be crazy looking. so it would have to be a punk rocker named steven i gave a blowjob to in 9th grade. he had foot tall purple hair. *sigh*

yeah, jasmine. that disney costume was actually quite the turnon. i smoked her out in some employee area she said would be chill...

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by james420

yeah, jasmine. that disney costume was actually quite the turnon. i smoked her out in some employee area she said would be chill...

---

oh jesus, what a bad boy you are!

Did you also fuck that other slag, pocahontas?

When i was in the joint i banged a prison guard while I was working in the Administrative Offices, too say the least the rest of my stay was nice.