hit by bird shit

Good luck my fat hairy ass lol. I got shit on a cuple of months back, sucks dick!

But hey, i havnt had any bad luck, so maybe it is good

I got shit on by a seagull about 6 months ago...luckily most of it landed on the ground....it sort of came out in globs i think

ive never been hit by bird shit, because ever since i saw that episode of HEY ARNOLD ... lmao, where Helga gets hit with bird crap.. ive been super paranoid about walking under trees, and telephone wires... lol

lol.

I was standing next to the news reporter, Geraldo Rivera in Phoenix.
He was getting ready to do a news story. I was wearing a shirt and tie. Someone scared a dozen pigeons on the nearby building. As they flew over I got nailed with a big one right across the top of my head, face and shirt. Geraldo Rivera thought that was pretty funny.

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Originally Posted by Ganjasaurusrex

lol.

I was standing next to the news reporter, Geraldo Rivera in Phoenix.
He was getting ready to do a news story. I was wearing a shirt and tie. Someone scared a dozen pigeons on the nearby building. As they flew over I got nailed with a big one right across the top of my head, face and shirt. Geraldo Rivera thought that was pretty funny.

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LOL... Geraldo Rivera is a penis. Why couldn't he be the one who got shit on??

geraldo is a good reporter
he gets right in the middle of chaos
you gotta respect that fool

no poop on me yet, YaY!

everyday by baby, hehehe. last time in public I got shit on, was last year during lunch, all over my long ass hair. that was nasty

if a bird shits on me, he better just keep on flying, cause if he lands, i am already running to get the Airsoft BB gun, and hes got a death wish.