i had freind who is called big pipe (for the unit and cause he smokes alot)
he was fuckin this girl and slaped her across the face. she had a red mark in the shape of a dick on her face the rest of the day
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i had freind who is called big pipe (for the unit and cause he smokes alot)
he was fuckin this girl and slaped her across the face. she had a red mark in the shape of a dick on her face the rest of the day
Yeah ... my friend nutted on my foot once in the middle of the night for some reason ... So I said "Dude ... why'd you nut on my foot?" and he said "fuck man, sorry."
I've never caught anyone...But...
One time I was at a party with all my homies and a bunch of girls, and this one girl was really really fucking horny, but she had a bf who wasn't there and I guess she's really loyal.
So, she took my cell phone and hers, set hers to vibrate, and went to the bathroom. She just asked to borrow mine, she didn't tell me what she was going to do with it. So, a few minutes later, we hear her making ALL sorts of noise in the bathroom. When she came out she was breathing hard and just tossed me my phone back. I checked the calls out and her number was on there something like 80 times...
hahahaha!!!! that is hilarious... i can just see that happening.. haha.. hha..HA!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by notrightquite
I've been caught in the act twice. Once by the pops and once by my roommate. In retrospect, they're kind of blessings in disguise, as you can't help but get more comfortable with your body. Plus, after getting caught its like, "well... I guess I don't have any reason to worry about making sure my boxers are buttoned around you."
ok first i have to say this... my mom is a psycho-on-weed type of mom... like the mere mention of weed and she'll be bitching for hours.. anytime she sees anyone of us (me my brother, my wife, all her husbands kids, and so on) being secretive to each other she automaticly suspects it's weed..
ok so we had to go to my mom's for a month or so when hurricane rita hit, me and my wife were sleeping on my brothers bed, he was sleeping on our cot (he had a bigger bed then we did so we switched) well all our stuff was in his closet too, which the cot was right in front of, so my wife needed something.. she decided to look into a hole in the door to see if he was awake, cuz if he wasn't there was no sense in going in there as she couldnt' get to what she needed anyways.... well i see her covering her mouth, face red as hell, like she's about to explode, she manages to run to the living room before letting it out... she whispers to me in front of my mom (big mistake) of what she saw... "i was going to get <insertitem> and i decided to peek in to see if <brothersname> was up yet so i could get it, well i look in and i see him, awake, with the cover held under his chin and it's shaking really fast." being a guy, i already knew what was up, since he was covered, i figured i might as well go look to make sure she's not just jumping to conclusions, i go peek in, and yup he's doing it just like she described, now i'm trying not to burst out laughing... i run back to the livng room, and by this time my mom is more then just curious, she demands to know what's going on.. so we catch her up
mom: maybe he's just scratching
me: ~shakes head smiling~ nooooooooo....
wife: that furiously?
now my mom turns tomatoe red and starts laughing too, we don't go back there, just let him finish up, and all 3 of us end up staring at him funny... later on (not sure, but it was days later) i was talking to him, and i told him what all happened that day, and that we told mom.. he got pissed off, but once i explained that she was back into the suspecting us of drugs thing, he knew i had to tell her, or we'd all pay for it in the end.
lmfao Nice one <insert slipnotpsycho's name>
LMAO penny that cellphone story kicks ass well ummm i dont thinki have any masturbation stories but i dohave marshmallows ..... who wants one?
one night, I went into our local laundromat, just after dark ... when I walked in the door, a blonde girl was desperatley trying to hold down a washing machine, it was out of balance, and rocking all over the place, making quite a racket ... I started to step over, and help her, when I realized she was grinding her crotch into the front corner of the washing machine ... I watched her fucking this washing machine for probably 5 minutes, and figured, what the fuck? ... I pulled out my cock and started jacking off ... she finally turned around, saw me sitting 10 feet away, jerking my stuff, .... she totally freaked, ran out of the laundromat, red in the face, embarrassed all to hell, left her clothes in the washer ..... :p
the best part, a couple of months later, Im invited to an aquaintence's wedding .... guess who the Bride is ???? ................ :dance:
I am such a sick fucker .... lol ... :pimp:
I dont know if I would say "catch"..
But my dogs wank it all the time