What is the condition your penis right now?

dude, are you fuckin stoned or what man?

ohh yeah im a pretty softy rightt now. good poll

what an odd fellow

but a good thing

mine is currently in your mom...you know it was only a matter of time before the obligatory mom joke...i'm the jackass who took the opportunity. good poll.

Currently docile, had some nice head earlier today...mm that was nice :eek:

Thank you all fellow Ganja tokers for your fellow kind, colorful, and luscious words of exalted perversion and beautification! It is VERY important for me to know the condition of all your penises because I MUST record this for my science project. The project is named:
"The penises and non-penises of Marijuana tokers in the 21st century generation: Dawn of the new century"
and it talks about the topic penises and the relationships pertaining to it, including the penises' closest neighbor, an asshole, and the penises' best friend, a pussy. Anyways,
I just got done doing the penis dance in front of my girlfriend. I strapped a little black hat to the head of my penis (of course I drilled a hole on the top of the hat, so the one-eyed penis can see!), taped a handmade black cane to the left shaft of my cock, and danced it around like Elvis Presley stoned on Marijuana...she loooved it and watched it as she ate popcorn, and began playing kindly with my penis, using her corn filled stinky feet of lust. Very wonderful experience! Anybody ever get their feet played by a prostitute....I mean... girlfriend..right...that? Anyways, please continue your responses, because I am going to smoke some more Haze, and when I get back I will post a new topic called: Are you anally repulsive or anally expulsive?
It will be very important for me to know the conditions of your assholes...okay back to toking...keep the replies rolling!!!

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Originally Posted by Toking with Jesus

Thank you all fellow Ganja tokers for your fellow kind, colorful, and luscious words of exalted perversion and beautification! It is VERY important for me to know the condition of all your penises because I MUST record this for my science project. The project is named:
"The penises and non-penises of Marijuana tokers in the 21st century generation: Dawn of the new century"
and it talks about the topic penises and the relationships pertaining to it, including the penises' closest neighbor, an asshole, and the penises' best friend, a pussy. Anyways,
I just got done doing the penis dance in front of my girlfriend. I strapped a little black hat to the head of my penis (of course I drilled a hole on the top of the hat, so the one-eyed penis can see!), taped a handmade black cane to the left shaft of my cock, and danced it around like Elvis Presley stoned on Marijuana...she loooved it and watched it as she ate popcorn, and began playing kindly with my penis, using her corn filled stinky feet of lust. Very wonderful experience! Anybody ever get their feet played by a prostitute....I mean... girlfriend..right...that? Anyways, please continue your responses, because I am going to smoke some more Haze, and when I get back I will post a new topic called: Are you anally repulsive or anally expulsive?
It will be very important for me to know the conditions of your assholes...okay back to toking...keep the replies rolling!!!

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You're funny :p

funny homie
my asshole says "exit only"
"one way"

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Originally Posted by Toking with Jesus

Can you guys (and trannys) tell me what the state of your penis is in now? :)

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At this moment I'm a little withdrawn, just woke up and its a little chilly,
gimme a little time, i'm off today, after I brush I'm headin for the 11: am buzz
few shots of vodka and a beer or two, maybe I'll check back with a change.
I love my penis ...:dance: free pics upon request:dance:

Long hard and full of seaman like a submarine!
No Muff to tough.
We Dive at 5

My penis is tired right now. I think I'm impotent. I haven't got it up in like 3 days. I'm serious too. :(