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one night after binging all day i was so stoned that my eyes couldnt look at the flame coming from the lighter so im standing in my room squinting trying to smoke a bowl out of my glass spoon when i realize that im not getting any smoke and my finger is starting to hurt, well i had been lighting my finger the whole time, i burnt the shit out off it.
Umm, I smoke weed everyday... :D
i got arrested for not showing up to court.
i was in my cell and i had a joint and some matches that they didnt find.
all night i was wanting to hit that joint but i didnt want to get any more problemos.the time was fucking with me and i would take a hit a then hold it and turn off the j quick.
i was stoned in my cell and was having a good time just chillin when the cops brought in some other fool.he was all scared cuz i was toking but i gotta blaze.i am the master of sneak a toking
I am the master of sneak a wank lol.
The only stoner moment I can think of me and a mate got high before work and I fell off a ladder at work.
me and my buddy both got lost in a drug store on mush when he was tryin to find ze washroom
one time my friend and i toked up by his apatment complex, then he left early to go to his place for some reason. when iwas done i forgot where he lived:D so i walked in to 2 other house that werent his. the owners were like WTF!
alright i've got a couple i want to share with you
Once, whilst just arriving to my best friends house i was lighting bowl, for sum reason it dident pull so i kept trying to pull till my good friend bangi asked what i was doing...well i had been holding the bowl up to my mouth the wrong way and had giggle fits afterwards.
Another time was when me and my good friend april and I started dancing out of no where my realli shitty friend and prils bf fred said "wtf guys, theres no music" and both april and I said at the exact same time "She and I can hear it, man", it was fucking great, also had giggle fits afterwards.
I have many more that include cops and knocking over an entire row of fish tanks. Oh yes.
O don't know if this has been posted, but I think EVERY stoner must have gone through this.. lol
Laughing fit!:) Anywhere, anytime... I've had the worst times ever.. lol
We went out to eat with my friends family.. In a resturant, we were blazed and she asked us if we had smoked weed on my stay in London.. lol.. Needless to say, I laughed my ass of.. :)
well my friend and i were sitting in his room stoned and he goes dude what if i hit the bong like this (he takes the slide out puts it in the pipe and tries to suck in threw the stem) obviosly all the bong water just went into his mouth since the stem just acted like a straw.
Than before that me and that same friend went into kmart sooo blazed just walking around kmart lost out of our mind just cracking up and laughing at people. And than we got split up and than we met back up in the clock isle somehow and just starting laughing at eachother.
I always think "Shit where did I put that" and whatever I'm looking for is in my damn hand.