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"wherever he is" implied that I don't care where he is... just bust some caps man :D lol :pQuote:
Originally Posted by potsmokingnome
Sucks that your relationship is like that, but it sounds as though it's for the best... sweet man :)
There once was a man from Sweden.. etc.
Yeah unfortunately it is for the best, too long of a story to ever post hear, but sorry for going way off topic!Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
Meh, I don't mind, off topic, on topic, it's all the same in the end :D..Quote:
Originally Posted by potsmokingnome
I stayed on topic back up there ^^ lol.
LOL
JULIE
Once a young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And part of her anus in Dallas
LOL, that was a good'un! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by endo..jay
There once was a man from Peru
... It's the one where he splits hit cock on a rock and turns into a woman haha :p I can't remember how it goes :(
the only one i know abouit peru is this one
There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo
Not a Limerick but here goes anyway lol.
Johnny went down to cut some wood hurah, hurah
Johnny went down to cut some wood hurah, hurah
The wind blew
The axe flew,
Johnny came home nob in two hurah, hurah, hurah.
Johnny went down to milk a cow hurah, hurah
Johnny went down to milk a cow hurah,
He pulled the tail instead of the tit,
And all he got was a bucket of shit hurah ,hurah hurah!
One of my favs,
What can I say I'm easily amused lol.
I once went to bed with a stripper
The head could never be quicker
I put my hand down
And quickly I frowned
To find out her cock was bigger!