getting drug tested

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Originally Posted by davve

also you could just list on the sheet for over the counter meds: aspirin,motrin, and ibiprofen. they all have been known to get false positives.

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....They won't be buying any of that. Don't anyone think that would save ya...

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Originally Posted by davve

how about you fill a condom or two with someone elses piss, tie themoff, then stick them in a jock/pocket. next take one of those handwarmers u get at a ski shop and stick that in there to. Then it'll be plenty warm.
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ive reccommended that b4 to a bunch of ppl and its worked everytime. what you do is have someone piss in a condom (not too much). then shave ur pubes and duct tape the condom next to ur dick. do a few trial runs with water to make sure u do it right. anyway, use a thumbtack or a sharpened fingernail something to split the tip, or just pre cut it and seal off the whole with a paper clip or something. the best part is it will look like you're going even if someone is watching you. your body heat sould keep it pleanty warm.

yah but iif he does it my way he dosent have to shave his dick

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take some niacin b12 drink lots of green tea, water and cranberry juice

overhydrating wont get you clean, nothing you can drink will, it WILL dilute your urine so that maybe your metabolite level will be below the detactable threshold

b vitamins dont do anything but keep your over diluted urine yellow in color, so the sample is not rejected on basis of color

read this --> http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=40792

ali its fine i get caught with weed all the time no pee tests dont worry, they only give u those when ur on probation, you will get diversion.all it is is counceling its called like safe city here.

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Originally Posted by almigster

I recently got in trouble with some pot but luckily I am a minor so probally nothing will come out of it but some community service and a couple of piss tests. The only problem was I was shitfaced this weekend and smoked a couple joints. I was wondering what the best way to get the pot out of my system was besides a flush. I had not smoked for like a week and a half before smoking a couple joints but before that smoked a couple times a day for about a year. Just looking for some advice to get this shit out of my system. Thanks :rasta:

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dude man same here bro . I'm in freaken rehab now b/c I had too go and they drug test me every day. My trick to beating a drug test is pee in the container about half way and add alittle warm watter. It clears my drug test up most of the time or actually keeps it real low.