getting drug tested

[almigster]

I recently got in trouble with some pot but luckily I am a minor so probally nothing will come out of it but some community service and a couple of piss tests. The only problem was I was shitfaced this weekend and smoked a couple joints. I was wondering what the best way to get the pot out of my system was besides a flush. I had not smoked for like a week and a half before smoking a couple joints but before that smoked a couple times a day for about a year. Just looking for some advice to get this shit out of my system. Thanks :rasta:

almigster Reviewed by almigster on 10-31-2005. getting drug tested I recently got in trouble with some pot but luckily I am a minor so probally nothing will come out of it but some community service and a couple of piss tests. The only problem was I was shitfaced this weekend and smoked a couple joints. I was wondering what the best way to get the pot out of my system was besides a flush. I had not smoked for like a week and a half before smoking a couple joints but before that smoked a couple times a day for about a year. Just looking for some advice to get Rating: 5

[Cunningstunts]

Substitution. Get a friend to provide you with a clean speciman or get the quick-fix synthetic if you have the time to order.
Gotta keep the temperature correct though

[jakenthegentiles]

dude i willtell u for my friend was was in ur exact place he got caught with soem pot in school and got kickt out smoket and u know were he is right now rehab 90 fucking days and if i dont get some cleen piss im guna be right next to him

[almigster]

Yea that sucks. I got busted for furnishing in school. It was stupid of me but live and learn. Anyway I am going to get off 100% if I pass a couple piss tests and do not get in trouble for the next couple months. Can anyone refer me to the best flush drink or whatever. I'm thinking about just wearing a jock and sticking a vile of clean piss in it and just pouring it into the cup but then the cup wouldnt be warm and what not. I could just run it under cold water and be like I pissed all over the side of the cup I guess. Haha any suggestions would really help. Thanks

[buckeye blazer]

put bleach in ur piss

[Cunningstunts]

just pouring it into the cup but then the cup wouldnt be warm and what not. . any suggestions would really help. Thanks

Here ya go.....go in the cup yourself and let the temp strip go up to its normal degree...It takes 10-20 seconds. Then dump it in the toilet and put your sub urine in the cup and take it right out and hand it to them...
Hows zat huh...?
No there wont be enough residue from what you dumped out to make a difference.

[almigster]

I do not get it. Are you saying piss in the cup so that it will go up to a certain tempature then dump the piss out and fill the cup with water?

[Cunningstunts]

No no...I thought you were going to substitute with a clean speciman from a friend or something. "A vial of clean piss" as you put it.

[almigster]

O yea I get it now. That is a good call.

[davve]

how about you fill a condom or two with someone elses piss, tie themoff, then stick them in a jock/pocket. next take one of those handwarmers u get at a ski shop and stick that in there to. Then it'll be plenty warm.

also chekc these out:
http://www.cleartest.com/products/syntheticurine.html
http://www.cleartest.com/products/bakenshake.html
http://www.cleartest.com/products/urineadditives.html

some of them can get a little pricey, but I know a guy who used the detox bag and it worked for him...

also you could just list on the sheet for over the counter meds: aspirin,motrin, and ibiprofen. they all have been known to get false positives.