I added well some in there sorry I was high. lol I hate typing correctly sometimes.
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I added well some in there sorry I was high. lol I hate typing correctly sometimes.
this is kinda mean but me and my girl was doin are thing and i told her to put a paper bag on her head for a second to see what it was like and i forgot who she was and ran out it was a real bad moment ruiner dont try it
I was tripping mushrooms at a jazz festival...lots of cops around. We went off to smoke a bowl, and a couple event security guards walked by. They looked at us...and my friend stood up and said "it's a jazz festival...what do you expect?" They didn't reply and kept walking....we laughed for a while after that one.
Same festival, we were hanging out with some members of some of the local performers backstage smoking and drinking...man, that was a lot of fun. :-\
A group of 5 or 6 of us went to see the last Harry Potter film (Amazing when you eat the right kinda cookies) when it came out. We were all between 19 and 23 so it was an interesting contrast with the other kids in line. We showed up early and just kicked it in the parkinglot tailgate style, brought a pizza or two, smoked a couple bowls, juggled a soccer ball for awhile. We were kicking our ball around after all having eaten our cookies (with about 20 minutes till the movies started) when a cop came zooming down the row of parked cars, squeeled his breaks and asked us what the hell we were doing. For a second we all froze and then his partner started saying how they'd been warned about this "harry potter crowd". We all started laughing real hard and thankfully they turned out to be pretty chill. They asked us not to play soccer in the streets anymore and then drove off.
Ahh, good times.
Just the other day me and a mate walked into hungry jacks (burger king where your from) and he asked for a big mac and then asked if he could take $7 dollars out!, i was on the floor in histerics! :D, then i could figure out if u had to ask for a small coke or a small soft drink when ordering so i asked the person and she told me it didnt matter and i couldnt figure out what she ment so i just stood there and looked at her strangly for a few seconds then just walked away! hahaha so fucking funny man
well, i always can think about people's personalities really well when im high. but anyway, back to the topic. one time i was tryin to order at KFC and they said "crispy or regular" and for some reason i said "to go please" and i just started laughing and laughing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gorilla Corey
then this other time me and my friends were eating on a bench and there was this white dog just staring at us. we started laughing and we all fell of the bench and i was crying from laughing so hard. this lady walks by us and is just like "you boys ok?" and we just started laughing more so she just walked away
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DO YOU LIVE IN FOLSOM.
Bazooka Tooth
DO YOU LIVE IN FOLSOM.
Haha, reading all of your guys's storys crack me up, I got one from when I could barely even order from dominos.
Alright so, I just got back from some stupid campout shit for the family and was totally juniorized when I got back( i was gone for 5days ). I came back and called up 2 of muh buddies and they came down to my house to get blazed outta my bong. We ended up smoking like an eigth of this premo dope and I was so fucking ripped out of my mind. We were all sitting in my room on my couch and decided we'd go on a munchie run. We're 5 minutes down the main drag of the town and my friend mentions this 5$ deal from dominos, who cant resist when your high? We drove to dominos and I could help but burst out laughing so many times, when I was in the middle of ordering I started laughing so hard I had to leave the store, my friend ended up ordering the pizza. Soo fucking blazed.
Once me and my friends went and smoked about 1/8 of either shwagg or low mids. It was a long time ago so I'm not really sure. Anyway, After we were all properly fucked up, we went back to the Homecoming Football Game that was in progress (At halftime we went behind this house and blazed). On the way my buddy Marcus was spraying himself with massive amounts of my cologne. He used about 1/2 of the bottle. The whole time he was doing this he was freaking out saying "Fuck! If my dad smells weed on me I'll be grounded forever!". Now, Marcus' dad is actually Alex Pacheco, our school's head truancy officer. He acts like he owns the world, and he does it within reason. No one can fucking do anything to him. Sometimes he even acts like a high school student just for the hell of it. Anyway, about 2 minutes after Marcus sprayed 1/2 bottle of cologne on himself, his dad rolls up and starts asking him all kinds of shit. "Where you been?" "Where you going?" "What have you been doing?" And totally starts messing with Marcus. After about 2 minutes of this, me and the rest of my friends just busted out laughing our fucking asses off. Right in front of a police officer! You could totally tell it was a stoner laugh, too. We were laughing so hard I'm suprised none of us passed out from it. Good times.