Favorite Funny Movie Lines

Full Metal Jacket: "Only two things come outta Texas--steers and queers! You a steer or a queer?" and "I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

Friday when smokey says "you got knocked the fuck out" hahahahah :D:D

or when he says to tht scabby girl "remember it write it down take a picture i dont give a fuckk"
lol

hahahhahahhahahhaha, lmfao:p

You Have to see Harley Davidson and the Marlbro man its crazzy lol

Marlbro "he's gonna kill you harley"
Harley "better to be dead and cool then alive and uncool"

Who wants a mustache ride>mememememememme



Super troopers:D

"Do not try and bend the spoon.
That's impossible.

Instead, only try to realize the truth."

... "What truth?" ...

"There is no spoon." :eek: -- The Matrix

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Dirty Harry :rolleyes:

yeah goodfellas has some good ones...also anything that makes you laugh....like "you have smoked yourself retarded."

After climbing and repelling the side of a huge elephant like beast and killing it quite elegantly Legolas rides it back to the ground on it's death fall and then dismounts in triumph to glance over at the warrior dwarf with an elven smirk on his face...Gimili looking seriously at the elf says...."that still only counts as one."

my faveourite one is for monthy python and the holy grail

these 2 nights have a fight and one is left with no arms and legs

he looks at the other one and says "allright then well call it a draw"

then when the other night says to him u aint got any arms left he goes "its just a flesh wound ive had worse"

Theres som many of those in that film