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BWAHAHAH that gay porn one had me in stiches... friggin 10 years and still hasn't spoken to him. that's some funny shit. oh man *whew*

Well I have had a few "close calls" but this one comes to mind now so here goes...
Some friends of mine and I were hotboxing 2 fat ass hooters in my car driving down this not-so-busy road. Well we're crusin and smokin and the car gets super super smokey. We are all baked off our asses and neglect to realize that this not so busy road we were on has merged into madison avenue which is one of the really busy streets in sacramento. So we are sitting here in this crowded ass intersection, car literally full of smoke, and my friend says, "hey man, why is everyone staring at us". EVERYONE next to us, behind us, in front of us were straight staring at our car and some ppl were even laughing and pointing. We put the joints out... roll down the windows really quick and smoke pours out of the car. The couple behind us starts hysterically laughing and the driver gets on his cellphone. We peel out of there super quick like. hahah. It's pretty funny now but we were pretty paranoid at the time.

Okay I'm 30 and about 4 yrs ago, I went to pick up from my buddy, I got a big fat quarter and put it in the inside of my wallet, like where your licence goes. (now I am stoned cause buddy smoke a few while I was over :D

I go to KFC and am in line in front of two coppers, I order my food and open my wallet and set iy on the counter in front of me! :eek: The cops are in uniform right behind me and I don't even notice what I have done.

The guy who took my cash is making this strange face at me (a cross between these) :eek: :confused: :( I look down and slam my wallet shut, then I have to pay and re-open it!

Thank doG that it turned out good (not that it would have been a huge legal prob (live in canada) but if they took a full & fluffy quarter before I smoked any I would cry! :(

I was recently at a get together, and we were all about to leave, with a couple of friends, still in the house. It was getting a bit noisy, and some cops rolled down the street, and turned right around and drove right back the other direction. I've asked my friend, who had weed, to get the rest of them fast. As he ran across to the gate, those sneaky porkers walked through the path between the houses, and I watch all this unfold sitting in the car, like watching COPS on TV was the view I had. They point a flashlight at my boy and he looked white as a ghost. Next thing the pigs went into the house, as they saw half the people outside ran right into the house. They asked for the owner, and it was all right from there, just stop being loud. One of my boys stashed an ounce in the cops view, but they didn't see it or otherwise everyone would've been fucked.

well i once came home, really stoned... and i meant to ask my dad " when are you going to make some tea" but instead i asked "when's the next time we're gonna smoke? " to him... i asked " whens the next time we're gonna smoke", three times before i realized what i said.

Gosh, good thai weeed makes you do that sometimes haha :-)

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Originally Posted by OzzyOz

well i once came home, really stoned... and i meant to ask my dad " when are you going to make some tea" but instead i asked "when's the next time we're gonna smoke? " to him... i asked " whens the next time we're gonna smoke", three times before i realized what i said.

Gosh, good thai weeed makes you do that sometimes haha :-)

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Lol i know what you mean, your just trying so hard to say something but it wont come out? lol

A few years ago, I bought an acrylic gravity bong at a head shop, it was about three feet tall, and I had never hit a gravity bong before this. So my parents are both home, and I leave it in the car and go inside so I can wait until they are distracted until I can sneak it in. Anyway, I finally sneak it inside and immediately pack a bowl in my room and proceed to take the biggest hit I've ever had in my life. I then proceeded to repeat this several times, until my mom yelled at me to come for dinner.

At this time I felt really stoned, red eyed, uncoordinated, and also really bloated. So we were eating and I decided to let off some of the gas from my stomach discreetly, but instead I belched really loud, blowing a puff of smoke that I had swallowed a minute ago into the middle of the table.

I thought that the must have seen it, so I yelled "oh shit" and my parents who had been too busy looking down at their plates to see the smoke ask me what the hells going on. I knew how I looked and sounded and went with the standard "I'm sick may I be excused" line and almost ran back to my room.

Yay I have a nother funny:)

One time I was at a party when I was 16. My friends were all there, I was really drunk/stoned off my ass. Everyone was going to sleep. but I didn't want to go to sleep. So, I was like I'll call my b/f at the time,and have him come take me home. He lived with my uncle R. So I dialed the number, and when they picked up I blurted out. I'm really fucked up, I'm so fucking stoned right now, Could you come pick me up hon?"And my mom was on the other end..She goes"What the hell?"And I go"Whooaaaa...Mom..What are you doing at uncle R's House at 2 am in the morning?"She goes, "I am not at uncle R's i'm at my house, you dialed my number by accident of course, and now you're in a lot of trouble, where the hell are you, i thought you were at your uncles?"So i was like "Oh man..I'm kiddin' Just wanted to see what you would say'"Click. So then she called back, (I had a cell phone)And I started talking in a forign accent"I was like Nooo avia Live..No No.."And she was like stop it right now!I'm calling your uncle, and you're coming home tonight..So I was like okay damn..So then She picked me up at my friends house, and yelled at me all the way home. I was in a lot of trouble. I told myuncle about it later, and he laughed at me(he is a stoner too)

I really got to stop getting high around family......or calling family while i'm high.

my step father has booted down the door, right when i was smoking out of my new peice. shouting, i can't believe you're smoking! why didn't you tell me you got another pipe! count me in. my freind was sitting on the bed with his jaw on the floor. he didn't know i smoke with him all the time. LOL :)

i did some shit like that before, my uncle smokes weed and i had my friend over, and he did something i can't remmeber what (memory of a stoner) but i wanted to get him back, so i told my uncle to go in the back yard in about 5 mins and act like he would if he had busted me smokin weed and was pissed...so i tell my boy let's go in the back and light one up...as planned my uncle comes aroudn the corner and i play it off like oh shit my uncle, and my buddy takes off running with the blunt and jumpes the fence when my uncle yells "wtf are yall smoking!!" he ran all the way to his house, which is only the next street over, so me an mdy uncle get in the car and meet him in his drive way, when he saw us he had the look on his face like "oh fuck he followed me" but i was like hey bitch we wanna hit that shit too and my uncle was laughin his ass off, so he hopped in the ride and laughed about it and we went back and got sooo stoned, it was awesome!

Nice story Joe, lol, tricksters in the family..
Wish someone else in my family smoked other than me, as my mates are all pussies now and say "oh, i can't smoke weed anymore, my girlfriend would kill me if she found out!" when it's only like 3 of us (me and 2 of my male friends, scared about getting busted by their gf's, when we were alone)
So now i have to smoke alone all the time, as no one else will anymore..
I have a couple of friends that do, but they don't pay, or give me anything in return, and are lazy, always expecting me to go to their houses rather than them come here.

..Josh:)