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[dooman]

quick background: my parents are ssssaaavage about weed, they kicked me out for 5 days when i was 15 because i came home with red eyes and smelling like it
ok so its summer my bro is 4 years younger than me im 18 hes 14 at the time...him and my rents leave to go to a soccer game
soon as they leave, i fire up the stove and throw on some knives (one of the only time i ever done blades at my house) i take am about to take a hoot when i hear the front door open i freaked out grabbed the knives turned off the stove grabbed teh weed ran down the stairs and threw teh weed and blades in my room and slammed shut the door. i go upstairs to see its my bro, he forgot his water bottle(he'd have ratte me out for dope he was goody/goody at the time). so neway i go back to my room and the blades burned 2 nice big knife marks into the carpet. now i was really freaking out. i got scissors, and trimmed the edges of my carpet next to the walls just barely - nothing visible , and collected the carpet shavings, i then super glued just barely the area that was burned, then placed the carpet shavings i gathered onto the glue, and now this day 2 1/2 years later i cant even find that spot on my bedroom carpet it worked so well. i have so many more ill try n think of

dooman Reviewed by dooman on 07-25-2005. favourite almost got caught stories quick background: my parents are ssssaaavage about weed, they kicked me out for 5 days when i was 15 because i came home with red eyes and smelling like it ok so its summer my bro is 4 years younger than me im 18 hes 14 at the time...him and my rents leave to go to a soccer game soon as they leave, i fire up the stove and throw on some knives (one of the only time i ever done blades at my house) i take am about to take a hoot when i hear the front door open i freaked out grabbed the knives Rating: 5

[Anonymous]

the summer i started to smoke we always smoked in my friends room and his parents would come home from work at like 3 am so one time we are all smoking bowl after bowl after bowl then we hear knock knock knock and we are all like oh shit and my friend just opens the door and talk to his mom im like oh shit well i guess she never knew what it smelled like cuz the room smelled like straight weed nothing happend so we just stared to smoke again

[GSW389]

we were smoking in my kitchen and its close to my garage so you can bhear it when it opens. my firned said he thought he heard it bein the astupid paranoid fuck he is when he smokes weed with us. so i go to check and pretend my dad weas there. he and my other firne dfreaked out and i laughed my ass off. then we were gunna leave an he turned out to actually be there. somehow we managed to go out thje front dfoor undetected. clearly my parets dont know what weed smells like.

[Nullific]

Good job covering your ass.

A 'friend' of mine was pulling out of his driveway on to a busy street, his girlfriend was in the front with him and I was in the back hitting a bowl when all of a sudden some dude on a motorcycle started yelling at the driver because he cut him off. After gazing for a second I realized it was a cop on a motorcycle, I threw the bowl down and remember putting my seat belt on. I don't know if this cop was just a dumbass or what, but all he did was yell at my friend for cutting him off, whose response was "Im sorry officer im sorry it wont happen again" then he sped off.

More recently SWIM and this other kid go to the back of a warehouse in the area at night since part of the building is abandoned. Place is freshly boarded up, so SWIM and the kid go up a stone wall and behind some trees to try and find another way in, simultaneously a car pulls up, SWIM and the other fellow get down behind some trees and try to hide. After about half an hour the dude left, taking with him a backpack containing three bongs, a bowl and a portable DVD player that had been left behind.

[dooman]

heres 2 more - both run ins with the 5-0

thers liek 10 of us in 3 veichles we are party surfing we stop in a parking lot of a school to get out and take a piss and figure otu where to go next....like 6 cop cars appear outta nowhere cornering us in they make us dump out liek 100 beer.....they take me to search me...i relize i have hash and weed in my pocket....i had my hands in my pockets so when they told em to spread em and put hands on the car i pulled the baggies outta my pocket in the palm of my hand and pressed them up against the cop car window, when they were done searching me i put it back in my pocket and jumped ni the backseet to get my ticket, then they drove me toa freinds wher ei went in and smoekd the hash...

this onems halarious its grade 11, leaving class in high school my religion teacher that knows i drink and is all agaisnt drinkning asys be good tonite, im like oh ..i will
later that nite were at the liquor store and give $ to soem dudes to get us booz, but then the undercover cops busted us b4 we got the alcohol...we had a pipe in the car it was udner the seat the cops went with a flash light while i was still sitting in the back and they went to search udner the seat i quickly grabbed the pipe and pocketed it, and then when they fisniehd looking under the seat i threw it back under the seat, they took me outta the car then and searched me, put me in the back seat and started writing me up the ticket.....heres the punch...as im sitting in the back seat i see my religion teacehr walking by from the restuarant and she sees me so i jsut wave and smile and she gives me dirty look and walks away.....oh yea and then we got back into my buddies car and went cahsing down the car that took our $ and booz since we got busted....we ended up hitting the side of their car with with a empty beer bottle we threw otu the window but they kept going and we gave up...it was pretty intense

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

LOL wave and smile at someone who doesn't like you drinking.. while in a cop car.
You seem to be good at moving things around discreetly, and i would never be able to think fast enough to move a pipe to my pocket, then back to under the seat.
If when you had the weed and hash pressed against the window, you would have been fucked if one of them climbed into the car and the light came on lol

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

LOL wave and smile at someone who doesn't like you drinking.. while in a cop car.
You seem to be good at moving things around discreetly, and i would never be able to think fast enough to move a pipe to my pocket, then back to under the seat.
If when you had the weed and hash pressed against the window, you would have been fucked if one of them climbed into the car and the light came on lol

Dude i was thinking the same thing, thats some fucking slick shit.

[StarcommanderX]

ok it was like this: i had just gotten a copy of Debbie Does Dallas from my so called "friend" and ran as fast as i could down the street to my house. i ran up the stairs and into my room. i was so excited that i forgot to fully close the door. well, as the credits were rolling i whipped out my johnson and started warming up. i was inspecting my penis because i thought i saw a mole on it that wasnt there before when my grandma barges through the door screaming "Help me flush the toilet!! Its clogged...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING???!!!!" I fell over and gasped as my full erection was exposed to my grandmother while gay porn was playing on the tv!!! boy did i give that "friend" a beating. and my grandma hasnt spoken to me since. and that was 10 years ago. oh well. she wasnt that great of a lady anyways. wait a minute...when you say you want to read almost got caught stories you were referring to almost got caught masturbating stories right???? RIGHT?????!!!!!!!

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

Well, I've been caught a couple of times.

by my dad...All of us were out by this creek partying(yes my dad was partying too, he is a cool dad, he got me drunk for the first time )My boyfriend at the time,and my best friends father which is the guy who has all the weed, And me were sitting in the back of the truck, when he pulls out this pipe,It had been awhile since I had smoked weed at the time, so they hand me the bowl,and I take it..smoke some, and pass it.Well, everytime I smoked out of it, I made sure my dad wasn't looking he was busy fishin' or something. Well by the fourth or fifth time around me,I was so fucking stoned I didn't care or pay attention to anything around me. So, I smoke out of the bowl and pass it, not knowing its my dad i'm passing too, I look up,and there he is staring at me.So I smiley sweetly, cause i'm a girl and i can get away withthat,and said "Hi Daddy. I love you. I wasn't smoking out of that thing. I was just testing it, making sure that it was working right. Silly potheads"Everybody started laughing, including my dad, then he looked at me and said..I know you smoke pot, I just wanted to see the look on your face.Then he handed it back to my friends dad and said pack this again, so he did, then he took it from my friends dad, handed it to me,and said now..Silly pothead now smoke all of this..I was already baked..I just looked at him with sad puppy dog eyes and was like..."Reallly?"And he said yes...I want to see how much you actually smoke.So.. I took it, half way through the bowl i was ready to pass out,and my boyfriend was like..."stop, give it up..I would've given up a loooong time ago"lol and so i handed him the bowl layed my head on his shoulder and was like "I'll never do this around my dad again..."

Well thats my story.

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

yea me and my father used to be really close like that, I'd give him painkillers,and he'd try to grow me weed, or he'd jus let me party at his house until dawn...now he is just an old man,and he doesn't really do much with me..lol that was our bonding time