So I watched Monty Python: Life of Brian while stoned yesterday....

Another good one, not as good as Faulty Towers though

P.S. - I love your avatar! :thumbsup:

thanks sunny

Haha python rock!

Love the scene when they're lining up for crucifixion lol

As for fawlty towers :thumbsup:

Here's a classic scene - Don't mention the war ;)

Basil Fawlty is played by John Cleese, he's the owner of a small hotel in the seaside town of torquay.

[Basil, after a recent head concussion, is taking dinner orders from a German group.]
Younger Herr: May we have two eggs mayonnaises, please?
Basil: Certainly! Why not, why not indeed? We are all friends now, eh? All in the Market together, old differences forgotten, and no need at all to mention the war. SORRY! Sorry. What was it again?
Elder Herr: A prawn cocktail.
Basil: Oh, prawn! That was it! When you said "prawn", I thought you said "war". Oh, yâ?? Oh, the war! Oh, yes, completely slipped my mind! Yes, I'd forgotten all about it. Hitler, Himmler, and all that lot... Oh, yes, completely forgotten it, just like that.
[He looks around for a moment in confusion.]
Basil: Sorry. What was it again?
Elder Herr: A prawn cocktail!
Basil: Oh, yes, Eva Prawn. Yes, of course. And Goebbels too, he's another one I can hardly remember at all.
Younger Herr: And ein pickled herring!
Basil: Hermann Goering, yes, yes, and, uh, von Ribbentrop, that was another one.
Elder Herr: And four cold meat salads, please.
Basil: Certainly. Well, I'll just get your hors d'oeuvres... hors d'oeuvres vich must be obeyed at all times wizout question! Sorry! Sorry!
[Polly enters the dining room.]
Polly: Mr. Fawlty, will you please call your wife immediately?
[Basil looks around frantically.]
Basil: Sybil? Sybiâ?? She's in the hospital, you silly girl!
Polly: Yes, call her there!
Basil: I can't! I've got too much to do. [whispering loudly] Listen, don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it alright.
[Basil returns to the Germans.]
Basil: So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.
[The younger Frau is sobbing openly now, consoled by the elder Herr.]
Basil: Now, wait a minute. Well, I got a bit confused here. Sorry! I got a bit confused, 'cause everyone keeps mentioning the war. So, could youâ?? what's the matter?
Elder Herr: It's all right.
Basil: Is there something wrong?
Elder Herr: Will you stop talking about the war?!
Basil: ME?! You started it!
Elder Herr: We did not start it!
Basil: Yes you did â?? you invaded Poland.

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[Basil attempts to cheer up the younger Frau.]
Basil: Here, watch! Who's this, then?
[does Hitler impression]
[Younger Frau sobs even harder.]
Basil: I'll do the funny walk!
[Basil goosesteps a la The Ministry of Silly Walks in and out of the dining room]
Younger Herr: Stop it!! STOP IT!!
Basil: I'm trying to cheer her up, you stupid Kraut!
Elder Herr: It's not funny for her.
Basil: FUNNY?! NOT FUNNY?! You're joking!
Elder Herr: It's not funny for her, not for us, not for any German people!!
Basil: You have absolutely NO sense of humor, do you?!
Younger Herr: THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!
Basil: WHO WON THE BLOODY WAR ANYWAY?!

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

Haha I know.

And no I haven't seen that. But if I can find it at Blockbuster I'll pick it up.

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Fawlty Towers is available from Netflix, and they also have at least some of the episodes online so you don't have to get it in the mail. I enjoyed that show.

lol, nice to see so many people appreciate good humor

British Comedy gets an "A+"

what's your favorite color?! :D

Green..OH NO BLUE!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What is the capital of Australia...
Well I don't know that...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What is the average wingspan (I think he says wingspan) of a swallow?
Well, is it African or European?
Well I don't know that....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Here's some news about Cleese:

Cleese 'prefers lemur over peerage'

Monty Python star John Cleese revealed that he regarded having a species of lemur named after him as a greater honour than a knighthood or a peerage.

The comic actor returned to Bristol Zoo Gardens to discuss conservation, his childhood in the West Country and three fund-raising performances to be held within the grounds of the zoo.

Cleese, who went to school at Clifton College, near Bristol Zoo Gardens, visited the zoo as a boy and fell in love with lemurs at an early age.

The 68-year-old, well known for his role as Basil Fawlty in BBC sitcom Fawlty Towers, came face to face with one of his favourite creatures at the zoo - Colin the red ruffed lemur.

Cleese has been back to visit the zoo on several occasions and has championed lemur conservation for many years.

As a result of his campaigning work, a new species of woolly lemur was named after him - Avahi cleesei.

The animal was discovered in Madagascar by Urs Thalmann of Zurich University.

Speaking at the zoo, Cleese - who declined a CBE in 1996 - said having the species named after him was a higher honour than a knighthood.

He said: "Well, I've had a species named after me. A Swiss guy discovered it. He called and asked if I will give him permission to name it after me.

"I would rather have that than a knighthood or peerage."

The Press Association: Cleese 'prefers lemur over peerage'

Hell yeah hahaha.

holy carp how long has your signature been about the holy grenade?!? XD i laughed so hard just now!

Have a look at this, apparently the life of Brian is still banned in a small Welsh town after nearly 30 years, how crazy can you get I think it is the local vicar who needs to get a life.

BBC NEWS | Wales | Mid Wales | Mayor wants Python film ban ended


Cheers

NCM