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Originally Posted by Gundari
When i had my long hair i had a fringe JUST from where the end of my joint had burned it away!
And i cut it for the most stoner reason - when i bent down to see my plants i couldnt! haha! I cut all my hair off JUST so i could see my little darlings! :D
ok i think i win this one. I was fuckin wasted with a mate one time and we were picking up a lawn mower and so being blitzed on the way home we(I) ran out of fuel but luckily (sorta) we had a fuel can with the mower which had some fuel in it . Anyway while i was putting that fuel into the car i spilled some on the very dry grass we had parked (stopped) on and the side of the car , so after our stressfull ordeal of running out of fuel we thought we would have a ciggaret before we left and we didn't want to smoke in the car cos it stunk of fuel (this is the ironic part). after i finished my smoke i being the genius that i am threw the ciggaret but straight on to where i had spilt the fuel instantly setting it alight. by now i was kinda panicking but not really untill i noticed the flames moving towand my car where i had spilt the fuel down the side and left the cap off. So now im trying to put out a grass fire that is rapidly becoming a fuse to a bomb with wheels by dancing on it like a retard which was doing precisely nothing. but thankfully my quick thinking mate had jumped in the car when he saw what was going on and started it and moved it litterally about 1 second before the flames would have reached the tank.. although i stopped my car blowing up we couldn't stop the fire so we rang the fire brigade and got the fuck out of there. I took a year for the grass to recover. I still cop shit for that today and it was a 3 years ago
Oh i just remembered something else . If your thinking wow that guy who moved the car must be really clever and quick thinking. Several years before that incident when we were much younger we had made a fire on a slab of concrete at the back of my place with fuel (again) when my mom came home from work so in our hurry to put the fire out before she saw my quick thinking buddy thew two litres of fuel on it which he thought was water. He was down wind and so he burnt all his eyebrows off and a fair bit of his hair two. So i guess we're kinda even
Actually wow LIP something we've done together. We were playing football (American). And I got the football and was runnin down the field. This time I guess the only way to tackle me was to grab my shorts and boxers and rip them to all hell. Since my ass was hangin out we took a 'halftime' since we're all outa shape and smokin fiends.
I had a bunch of threads and I needed to either tie myself up or somhow fix it. A friend thought he would help by meltin away part of my boxers to tie it up. So he took his lighter, set it up against the end of the thread hangin down and instead of meltin. WHOOSH just crawls all the way up to the rest of the boxers.
Im glad I had snow to sit on almost right away or I coulda lost a nut!
When I was in India one time a small boulder fell out of the top of the chillum I was smoking. At the time I was wearing nothing down below apart from a pair of thin skater pants made of microfibre, which don't really stand up very well to hot rocks. Fucking hell it barely touched me trousers, went right through them and landed on my right bollock, causing a great deal of consternation and amusement to all around.
Ahhhh. My eyes are watering! DAMN! I've come close to that, but not on my balls. I normally wear nylon trakkie bottoms and the hot rocks from my homemade hash has burnt little holes in nearly EVERY pair i have, right near my groin region. I'm lucky - they tend to burn through onto my thigh. AND it seems to always be the right thigh. It might be because i hold it in my right hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Staurm
I lean over something when i smoke hash now, well, in joints anyway. I tend to smoke hash only in my steamroller now :D
I lit my pants on fire by accident once on a snowboarding trip, and put it out by diving into a snowbank. But this reminds me of a better story. Back when I used to live in the dorms at ASU, one time a few friends and I were so retardedly high, we thought it would be a good idea to get a huge ball of paper towels, soak it in rubbing alcohol, the 99% stuff, and rub it all over the ceiling and light it on fire. Well mainly it was my idea, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking, but it was a concrete ceiling, come on. Anyways, that wasn't the stupid part. It wasn't as impressive as we thought, so I decided to be a genius and thought I would "boost the flames" by grabbing the alcohol soaked ball, and trying to rub some more on there. Of course the fucking thing caught on fire, I freaked and threw it, landed on the floor, lit that on fire, i tried to stomp it out, lit my pants on fire, eventually went out. I can't believe I ever did somethat that dumb. The good part is that my two roommates, instead of helping put the fire out, immediately started to gather all the paraphenalia from the room, and put it in a backpack and were prepared to ditch me.
not yet
lol ya funny story, well ya i have kinda
Ok, when i was like 15-17 i don't know exactly when, but i was doing that little trick were i fill my closed fist up with butane and light it and it bursts into flame, well i lit it by my lap. soo long story short i lost that pair of underwear and some hair.
I lit my underwear on fire, but I wasn't wearing them at the time. It was part of a Freeballer protest march. Freeballers of the world unite!