Ever been chased by a spotlight?

In Woody Allen's comedy Take the Money and Run there is a scene in which Allen is attempting to break out of prison, and the guards in the tower shine the spotlight down on him. He then breaks into a dance routine. :)

Welcome to the world of the freaking paranoia:D

A few nights ago when I was riding my bike home totally stoned. I was riding next to the channel, so it was a pretty small road. Suddenly there was some big white light behind me. I thought a car was following me with his lights on. I looked behind, but couldn't see anything because of the big white light. So I started riding faster. After a while it came to my head I wasn't hearing any noise (of a car) so I stopped and I looked back. There was nothing else behind the road with the full moon above it. So I've been followed by the moon :stoned:

When I'm high or stoned I'm always freaking paranoid.

This happened about an hour ago: I was riding my car back home. It was a drive of about 25 km so I decided to smoke some hash on the way. Suddenly when I just finished my joint there was a police car right behind me. I already got rid of the roach but still, I was fucking high. I was just sure he was following me, so I started to ride more carefull. Almost riding to slow. And the cop stayed behind me. He hadnâ??t his lights or sirene on. He was just riding behind me. So I was sure he was FOLLOWING me. Then when I rode into another street to head to my village (a smaller road) and he still kept behind me. Then suddenly he putted on his sirene and his lights. I started slowing down, because I thought he was pulling me over. But he just passed me and started going a total different way I had to go. So I was really happy. I went to the corner shop and bought me some food. A few moments later I was home reading the boards. Smoking another joint.:jointsmile:

ive bein chased by a helicopter once tripped me the fck out
me n the homie were riding down on our bikes to the pizza shop smoking a blunt, we decide to take a short cut through the desert then out of no were we see a helicopter fly over us we thought it was nothing so we just keep on going the the helicopter starts to fly n circles around us so we start to peel out my, homie threw away his blunt but i kept mine in my mouth till it was done, we left the desert hopping to lose the helicopter in the neighborhood but no he kept following us for like 10 more minutes then they just left. we decided to just go back home n order the freaking pizza
i still dont no y the fck they were following us:wtf:

That sounds terrible. :( I live in a small country town no pig helicopters here. :D