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check these pics out. kinda trippy
rofl, good one
The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in
conception from the instructor. "As soon as you hear the
siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until
you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the
cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg.
Address it and say, 'I'm a Sperm.' She will answer, 'I'm an
Egg.' From that moment on you will work together to create
the embryo. Do you understand?"
The sperm nodded affirmatively.
Two days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he hears the
siren. He wakes immediately and runs to the tunnel. A
multitude of sperm swim behind him. He knows he has to arrive
first. When he nears the entrance to the cavern, he looks
back and sees that he is far ahead of the other sperm. He is
able to swim at a slower pace but does approach the red,
sticky ball.
When, at last, he reaches the red, sticky ball, he smiles
and says, "Hi, I'm a sperm!"
The red sticky ball smiles and says, "Hi. I'm a tonsil." :D
My friend took this pic on her way to work last summer...:) A picture says a thousand words rings so true sometimes.
Hahaha, Asp, good one.
wow thanks u made my laugh
LOL!!! this thread just keeps gettin funnier :D:D
damn.....this is going to be weak bc im lazy, but just picture it.....i saw it online somewhere. but theres a liquor store and its called. "BUNGHOLE LIQUORS" i know thats not funny at all without the pic.....wtf whatever
like pretend you just drove by it................still no???.....damn....from now on ill just post the pic, or nothing at all.
lmfao i love it i love it all keep it comin i got sum goodens cumin in a bit ;);)