The Sperm Bank Heist

[robert42]

The Sperm Bank Heist

A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open the goddamn safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter.

"But we're not a real bank" she replies, "we don't have any money, this is a sperm bank."

"Don't argue, open the goddamn safe or I'll blow your head off!" says the guy with the gun.

She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says, "Take out one of the bottles and drink it."

"But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it!" he says.

She takes the cap off and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too," he demands.

She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off his mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.

"There", he says, "its not that fucking difficult is it!?!"

robert42 Reviewed by robert42 on 02-05-2005. The Sperm Bank Heist The Sperm Bank Heist A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open the goddamn safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" she replies, "we don't have any money, this is a sperm bank." "Don't argue, open the goddamn safe or I'll blow your head off!" says the guy with the gun. She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says, "Take out one of the bottles and drink it." Rating: 5

[robert42]

come on guys im sure sum1 gets it lol

[RIP ODB]

That's pretty funny bro, I love a good joke.

[BU5T4]

LOL, I liked it mate!!

[Ammie]

LMFAO!!!! thats classic

[robert42]

Two married blokes are out drinking one night. "i just dont know what else to do" says one to the other. "whenever i go home after w`ve been out drinking, i turn the headlights off before i get to the driveway, i shut off the engine and coast into the garage, i take my shoes off before i go in to the house, i sneak up the stairs, i get undressed in the bedroom, i ease into bed and my wife still wakes up and shouts "and what time do you call this ?"

His mate looks at him and says "well your obviously taking the wrong approach. I screach into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wifes arse and say, "how about a blowjob ? and she`s always sounds asleep."

[robert42]

Enjoy

[robert42]

LOL I LIEK THIS

[RESiNATE]

lol, Robert..quality pics lol
and cool jokies...the sperm-bank one was coolios, dude

[robert42]

heheh ty res

feel free to post other funny stuff ppl

ill post sum more funny shit later i got sum really funny stuff.

PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST